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[madcom-osha]

as a resident of Nevada i can confirm that nobody should ever enter this desolate state unarmed

I don't even need to add onto this. This is just smart. Even if you have something to offer a faction.

[madcom-osha]

*enters nevada unarmed*

I. You're going to get shot. This. This isn't my problem. I deal with workplace safety.

[madcom-osha]

OSHA??? LIKE. LIKE THE WORKPLACE SAFETY GUYS???????

Yes! I noticed there wasn't a workplace safety organization here and I wanted to change that. and wanted to keep some people that interested me alive directly.

[madcom-osha]

Oh... sweetie.

[Tan gently pets the baby]

A baby? I don't think I've seen one before... - Tan of Madcom-Osha

Indeed. They Are An Alternate Universe Version Of Kishar - I Am Calling Them Little Flower.

*Little Flower chirps loudly at Tan*

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[madcom-osha]

[The grunt holds out a hand, softly]

Hello there, Little Flower.

A baby? I don't think I've seen one before... - Tan of Madcom-Osha

Indeed. They Are An Alternate Universe Version Of Kishar - I Am Calling Them Little Flower.

*Little Flower chirps loudly at Tan*

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[madcom-osha]

Oh... Precious. I care them already.

A baby? I don't think I've seen one before... - Tan of Madcom-Osha

Indeed. They Are An Alternate Universe Version Of Kishar - I Am Calling Them Little Flower.

*Little Flower chirps loudly at Tan*

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[madcom-osha]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS.

[madcom-osha]

Okay! ✨Oc Ask Game!✨

Pick an emoji and a character you're curious about, and said character shalt answer whatever question you ask!

📏How tall are you?

🛌what's your sleep schedule like?

😟what's your worst fear?

👬who's your best friend?

👺who's your worst enemy?

🗡️what weapon do you use?

🔪 would you/have you ever killed anyone?

✏️What are your hobbies?

🏳️‍🌈Are you LGBTQ+?

🥣what's your favorite food?

💆‍♀️How do you relax?

🙂where do your morals lie?

💕how affectionate are you?

📖do you read, or are you illiterate?

👨‍👨‍👦‍👦do you have any family? What's your relationship with your family members?

👓how responsible are you?

🎵what's your theme song?

🥰do you think you're attractive?

🏘️where's your happy place?

🙌do you stim?

😭are you a crybaby?

😍are you a romantic?

🤕do you get injured often?

🆚are you competitive?

🤩who do you look up to?

[madcom-osha]

Ah, it can feel like you've walked into a novel but this is real. Even I, myself, am not human. I rarely see them actually, and they don't even exist where I'm from. Though you never know what your day will hold, maybe you'll go to a vaguely eldritch osha. Maybe you'll get a hot dog.

Ah, I'd like to politely welcome you to Osha, Mr. Quadir. My apologies if people seem hostile to you, you just bear an... unfortunate similarity to someone we all have a mutual disdain for. - The Keeper

That's unfortunate. That Alam guy, right? A person named Embroidery mentioned them. I'm guessing they weren't a good person. I'm surprised though - I've never been told I look similar to someone before.

Well, I'm glad to meet you, uh, The Keeper! I appreciate the welcome!

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[madcom-osha]

It's not a problem at all, glad to welcome someone here who may not know about this place's... nature. Osha usually attracts quite the odd sort of beings.

Ah, I'd like to politely welcome you to Osha, Mr. Quadir. My apologies if people seem hostile to you, you just bear an... unfortunate similarity to someone we all have a mutual disdain for. - The Keeper

That's unfortunate. That Alam guy, right? A person named Embroidery mentioned them. I'm guessing they weren't a good person. I'm surprised though - I've never been told I look similar to someone before.

Well, I'm glad to meet you, uh, The Keeper! I appreciate the welcome!

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[madcom-osha]

[Tan gently nuzzles Kishar. Glad to be free of that. But it's clear that ete is still in intense pain. But appreciates Kishar's actions, knowing that they couldn't help but do what Alam wanted earlier]

[Tanzanite nervously stands alone before alam, having let go trying to show that it isn't scared. But oh dear is it terrified. Both of what Alam can do and the fact that ete is completely surrounded] I'm not leaving Kishar alone with you! (NON CANON - WHAT IF?)

(NON CANON)

If that is your choice... perhaps we can make your continued existance here something useful, hm? You seem like quite a curious creature, I am sure there is something we can find out about you.

*The Kishar next to ete seems... as nervous as they can be right now. This isn't. Good*

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[madcom-osha]

[In one swift motion tan shows that byte wasn't bluffing. The finger is ripped off. Tan gives a look, eying the other ones, clearly not satisfied with just the one.]

[Tanzanite nervously stands alone before alam, having let go trying to show that it isn't scared. But oh dear is it terrified. Both of what Alam can do and the fact that ete is completely surrounded] I'm not leaving Kishar alone with you! (NON CANON - WHAT IF?)

(NON CANON)

If that is your choice... perhaps we can make your continued existance here something useful, hm? You seem like quite a curious creature, I am sure there is something we can find out about you.

*The Kishar next to ete seems... as nervous as they can be right now. This isn't. Good*

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[madcom-osha]

[Tan wants some form of revenge. And the shaking and glitching resume with a vengeance.]

G̷i̴v̴e̶n̵ ̵t̵h̸e̵ ̴c̷h̵a̶n̵c̴e̷ ̵I̴'̷m̵ ̶g̵o̷i̵n̷g̵ ̷t̷o̸ ̷t̵e̶a̵r̷ ̸y̴o̵u̴r̴ ̵f̷u̷c̸k̸i̷n̴g̷ ̸f̸i̵n̴g̶e̸r̴s̸ ̸o̶f̷f̶.̶ ̷I̵ ̴w̴o̸u̶l̶d̶ ̶g̴o̶ ̸f̸o̴r̵ ̴t̶h̷e̸ ̸a̵r̶m̶s̷ ̶b̶u̶t̴ ̸I̸'̴m̸ ̷t̸o̵o̶ ̵s̵m̴a̵l̸l̵ ̸f̴o̸r̶ ̶t̵h̴a̵t̷.̸ ̴U̸n̸l̴e̸s̶s̶ ̴y̸o̴u̶ ̶w̸a̴n̵t̷ ̷t̶o̵ ̶c̴o̸m̸e̶ ̷d̶o̴w̷n̵ ̶h̷e̶r̶e̴.̶

[Tanzanite nervously stands alone before alam, having let go trying to show that it isn't scared. But oh dear is it terrified. Both of what Alam can do and the fact that ete is completely surrounded] I'm not leaving Kishar alone with you! (NON CANON - WHAT IF?)

(NON CANON)

If that is your choice... perhaps we can make your continued existance here something useful, hm? You seem like quite a curious creature, I am sure there is something we can find out about you.

*The Kishar next to ete seems... as nervous as they can be right now. This isn't. Good*

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[madcom-osha]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???

W̶̫̖͐͌H̵̲̲̀Ą̸̤̓͂T̸̨̝̈́͠ ̵̗̫͛̂Ṭ̴̟̿͛H̸̬͊̈́E̵͕͒ ̴̱̃F̵̬̏̓U̷̮͖̓Ĉ̶̜̹K̶̯̐́ ̵̮̞̚͝Ỉ̸͓̲͝S̷̤̤͑͠ ̶̧̓͝W̸̡̭͌Ȑ̴͕͚Ǒ̵͙̀N̷̺̖̋͑G̴̙̽ ̸̩͆W̴̼̬͗͘Í̸̳̜T̷̰͖͒H̶̖͗ ̷̗̃Y̵̩̌̒O̸̥̤͂U̶̬̯͌?̷̖̾̽?̵̜̅̚?̵͇͈̀͒

[Tan isn't trying to leave Kishar's hold anymore. But it is still filled with rage. And new powers. Like you've suddenly given someone cheat codes to reality but never told them how to use them. Byte is running off of rage and agony. But it appreciates what Kishar is doing for ete. The shaking has settled down a bit but the glitching has not.]

[Tanzanite nervously stands alone before alam, having let go trying to show that it isn't scared. But oh dear is it terrified. Both of what Alam can do and the fact that ete is completely surrounded] I'm not leaving Kishar alone with you! (NON CANON - WHAT IF?)

(NON CANON)

If that is your choice... perhaps we can make your continued existance here something useful, hm? You seem like quite a curious creature, I am sure there is something we can find out about you.

*The Kishar next to ete seems... as nervous as they can be right now. This isn't. Good*

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[madcom-osha]

[There is visible glitching on tan still. Byte tries to scream at alam for such a horrible act. Byte sounds like corruptions but when there's no limiter. Ear piercing. Possibly would make a lesser being's ears bleed. Tan is no longer a lesser being. But it is still in considerable pain from just existing after being the epicenter of this event.]

[Tanzanite nervously stands alone before alam, having let go trying to show that it isn't scared. But oh dear is it terrified. Both of what Alam can do and the fact that ete is completely surrounded] I'm not leaving Kishar alone with you! (NON CANON - WHAT IF?)

(NON CANON)

If that is your choice... perhaps we can make your continued existance here something useful, hm? You seem like quite a curious creature, I am sure there is something we can find out about you.

*The Kishar next to ete seems... as nervous as they can be right now. This isn't. Good*

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[madcom-osha]

[The hands move in a straight line. Perfectly straight. Mechanically perfect. Tans screams lessen. Ete breathes but. Some glitches persist. Like a bug that is impossible to fully revert, the hands return but tan is. Still Glitchy. Not nearly as glitchy as before but. There is permanent damage to some kind of integrity to the universe. Perhaps this is because tan was unable to move. But. Tan is glitchily shaking. Like a model trying to clip through a wall. The ground cracks as tan wants to do Something.]

[Tanzanite nervously stands alone before alam, having let go trying to show that it isn't scared. But oh dear is it terrified. Both of what Alam can do and the fact that ete is completely surrounded] I'm not leaving Kishar alone with you! (NON CANON - WHAT IF?)

(NON CANON)

If that is your choice... perhaps we can make your continued existance here something useful, hm? You seem like quite a curious creature, I am sure there is something we can find out about you.

*The Kishar next to ete seems... as nervous as they can be right now. This isn't. Good*

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[madcom-osha]

[The glitching is getting worse. Tan is in agony. The hands are getting harder and harder to contain.]

[Tanzanite nervously stands alone before alam, having let go trying to show that it isn't scared. But oh dear is it terrified. Both of what Alam can do and the fact that ete is completely surrounded] I'm not leaving Kishar alone with you! (NON CANON - WHAT IF?)

(NON CANON)

If that is your choice... perhaps we can make your continued existance here something useful, hm? You seem like quite a curious creature, I am sure there is something we can find out about you.

*The Kishar next to ete seems... as nervous as they can be right now. This isn't. Good*

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