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[maddyguru]

starting a new sakamoto x reader bc i am mentally ill and indecisive i have so many wips help

[maddyguru]

HELP some dumbfuck anon said i should be shamed of myself for writing incest for sakamoto bc, and i quote, "sakamoto is nothing like you think" bitch be talking like sakamoto is a real life person or sumn' when he's an anime character with no life, not living among you and me HELP im gagged 😭😭

what is bro even yapping i dont got time to read all at at all, one sentence and i delete aint nobody got time for all at. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i rarely came into the writing scene these past few months bc of my work and now bitches wanna talk about morality and anime characters bffr 🤣

[maddyguru]

torn between writing fluff/angst and dark contents lmao help 😭😭😭

[maddyguru]

guys i have so many fic ideas. one with geto falling in love with a non sorcerer tht i mentioned yesterday now it's sakamoto as your boss (non hitmen!au) 😭😭😭😭😭

[maddyguru]

I feel like Kurama will make flower or tree puns...

You: Shuichi, will you still love me if I was a tree or a flower?

Kurama: sighs oh darling, I wood.

[maddyguru]

i wanna make a soft, angst, fic of geto falling in love with a non sorcerer and make a playlist of this please 😭😭😭

[maddyguru]

I'm going to hold your hand when I say this: get that degree. Teenage me only decided to go to college as an excuse to escape my city and start over. I didn’t fully appreciate the opportunity at the time because I was immature, naive, and convinced I could “make it” in life through other means like starting a business, chasing fame, becoming a content creator. I thought I was somehow special. But that kind of thinking didn’t come from nowhere; it was the result of being influenced by online voices selling the dream of “escaping the rat race” through showing only the highlights while glossing over the risks, instability, and long-term consequences and looking down on those who chose more traditional career paths.

Even if you know deep down that you don’t want to work a 9–5 or stay in the corporate world forever, at the very least, get your degree. Higher education broadens your mind. It exposes you to new ideas, people, and environments you wouldn’t have encountered otherwise. It challenges your thinking, refines your perspective, and makes you more intellectually equipped for life. And if you manage to get practical experience in the field while you’re studying or after graduating, you may even discover that you enjoy the field, or that the skills and credentials can be used later to build a business or pursue something more creative with a solid foundation behind you.

Most importantly, it gives you a cushion, a safety net, in case your alternative paths don’t pan out the way you imagined. Don’t let internet personalities convince you that college is a scam or that there’s no value in higher education. Don’t waste your precious youth chasing illusions when you could be laying down the pillars that will support you for a lifetime. Be strategic. Give yourself options. And don’t mistake noise for wisdom.

[maddyguru]

hi @staff what are you doing if i keep reporting the same issue? are you solving it? are you doing anything? the same bot issue keeps on happening and happening. what is the point of reporting a repeated spam, blocking these accounts, if they keep on coming? from the looks of it, there is no further action taken. please do your job because honestly it gets tiring if the same bots keep flooding your inbox every other damn week. Do better.

[maddyguru]

send asks please for kurapika or gaku or kei or sakamoto or nagumo kskskkss 🙂‍↔️

[maddyguru]

Zionist.

saying don't fall for scams does not make someone a zionist. tumblr asks are NOT actual calls for aid!

i was just going to delete this ask like i do all scam asks, but i figured id post it just in case other people are getting similar things for... not being gullible? for trying to stop other people from being scammed and sending their money to scammers instead of actual palestinians?

many people in palestine obviously need aid. an obvious bot sending thousands of messages to thousands of people asking for "aid" will not help those people. they aren't from actual victims. they're from random people who are weaponizing the kindness of strangers to make a buck. falling for it helps absolutely no one. critical thinking is even MORE important in a time like this, stop falling for this obvious shit! they're just like the ai porn bots. they're used by the same exact people for the same exact reasons, getting money off those who are gullible. they're scumbags who are weaponizing peoples empathy to make a buck off a genocide. stop. falling. for. it.

they're trying to take advantage of you. they're assuming you're too stupid to think critically about who you think you're helping. stop proving them right.

there are thousands of actual ways to donate to those in need that aren't tumblr ask scams!

[maddyguru]

Hello, wonderful souls! 🤍🌍

I hope you're doing well. 🌿

Could you help me amplify my family's story and bring awareness to our struggle? 🙏🏻

💬 Please reblog my pinned post or consider donating just $5—your support could truly make a difference in saving lives amidst war and hardship.

Your kindness and voice matter more than you know. Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 🤍🌿

🕊️ @mosabsdr | Every share counts. 💫

The amount of asks I've been getting that are direct copy pastes of this with just *slight* changes is disturbing and disgusting.

Using the struggle of real people for your scam is horrendous.

When you get asks like these, PLEASE double check their legitimacy before promoting them. On the pinned post of the profile tagged, they say they are #309 on Gazavetters.

Well, would you look at that.

Gross, truly.

Do not give ANY money to this person. Always double check. Every single ask I've gotten like this has been a spam bot.

[maddyguru]

Can the scam accounts STOP sending me asks?! I’ve blocked 5+ in the last 24 hours.

[maddyguru]

is it just me or do y’all keep looking at the news and the absolute state that our fuckass government is in and have to go reconnect with nature because you genuinely cannot believe this is real life

[maddyguru]

Kei-nii, Gaku-nii, Tenkyu-nii, Gozu-nii, Haruma-nii and Kumanomi-nee...

is this another g grape idea you're giving me anon??? 👀

[maddyguru]

writing jjk spin off chapter 3 tonight 😭😭 (i miss angst)

[maddyguru]

quick reminder that it says in my rules i wont respond to asks regarding drama with other blogs. i know you mean well but i just,,, do not care about it. i am here to write smut in my free time. i have no horse in any race and would like to keep this blog as stress free as possible.

[maddyguru]

guys i will be joining this event take a look at my prompt hehhe ❤️

CHERRY VELVET | AN OPEN COLLAB

“It was all of it. The cracks of society, organised crime, hitmen, roulette tables in back rooms, even blood money. It was over before you even knew they’d make you bleed on the way out.”

⟢ ﹒ the 2025 seedy underbelly themed collab ♱’¡! an open collab for my birthday !!! you can take the theme as wide or as narrow as you want, as long as you’re inspired by it in any way come on in the water’s great!!! im sooo very excited to see people do fandom events again so I decided to do my own aaaaah

⟢ ﹒ status. OPEN *** soft deadline: 15th june 2025

*ੈ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒

this is a dark content and nsfw event! everyone is welcome to create for this event, as long as you are pro dc. tw’s will be added accordingly

♱’¡! RULES ❖

this is an +18 collab for +18 people by +18 people. you must have your age in your bio or your pinned, easily visible

dark content, nsfw, pwp, sfw and artworks are all welcome; please tag and contain trigger warnings for anything that needs warnings when you post

to join, please send a dm, ask or comment under this post; include the fandom you’ll be creating for + character/s (+ trope) (example: jjk + hitman geto x fem!reader, haikyuu + daichi + corrupted cop, wind breaker kiryu + arranged mafia marriage); only aged up, 18+ characters!

characters can only repeat up to two times; it’s first come, first serve. if you want to change characters later send me a dm! you can create multiple pieces if you want

no minimum or maximum word count

the masterlist will be live the 15th of june (6pm CEST) but early and late submissions are okay!

please please please link back to this masterlist and tag me on your piece so I get notified when you post ! if I miss your fic in the notifications please feel free to send me a dm as well!

reblogs are very much appreciated !! when you join, please reblog the masterlist so it can reach other creators ♡︎ reblogging when it goes live would also be amazing

⟢ haikyuu + loan shark! iwaizumi by @iwaasfairy

⟢ haikyuu + mafia enforcer! kyoutani by @yanderecrazysie

⟢ haikyuu + right hand! iwa x mafia heir! reader by @amalainse

⟢ haikyuu + hitman! osamu by @semisgroupie

⟢ jjk + yakuza! yuuta by @seijorhi

⟢ jjk + yakuza! sukuna x journalist! reader by @ccazimi

⟢ jjk + mafia bookkeeper! nanami by @eevwrites

⟢ jjk + boss! gojo x right hand man! geto by @astraloverflow

⟢ lads + mafia heir! caleb by @cosmicties

⟢ lads + mafia boss! sylus x hybrid! reader by @cosmicties

⟢ one piece + gang member! ace by @astral-decaf

⟢ one piece + Kid x hostage!reader by @astral-decaf

⟢ tokrev + cannibal ! sanzu by @inkytoru

⟢ tokrev + haitani ran x news reporter!reader by @viboraneno

⟢ bllk + hitman! nagi by @manicwriting

⟢ bllk + arranged mafia marriage! sae by @mangostarjam

⟢ skmd + hitmen! sakamoto x target! reader x nagumo by @maddyguru

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