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How it feel to finally accept and embrace the cringe of reading x reader fics

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Watching TikTok try and rewrite fandom history by saying fandom culture was created by teenage girls makes me eye twitch to an extent I’ve never felt it twitch before. The middle aged women printing out Spirk erotica to share with each other in the 1900s did not die for this!!!! How dare you erase our important historic moments!!! You would be nowhere without the 30 year old women who dedicated their free time to making these spaces happen. Put some respect on their names!!!!

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some men just need to be impregnated, and remus lupin is one of them

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andreil going on a late night drive. andrew's hand on neil's thigh, the windows rolled down. the wind messing up neil's hair. neil being pushed against the passenger side door the second they are out as andrew kisses him senseless, hands playing with the waistband of his shorts

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Girl ain’t no one taking away your tall Remus. That was literally not the point😭🙏🏼

Propaganda I will fall for:

- sirius taller than remus

- fem remus

- bottom remus

- omega remus

- also did I mention remus???

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Last song: I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - 2025 Mix - My Chemical Romance

Last movie: Coraline (rewatched)

Last series: The Dinner Table Detective (didn’t finish)

Last book: The Dream Thieves (still reading)

Np: @meowmeowkri @jesi-pinkman @lunnaeva @celestarrs @em3eald and anyone else who wishes to join in!!

mutual tag game!!

last song played: ice cream - red velvet

last movie watched: thirteen

last series watched: devious maids

last book read: the havoc of choice - wanjiru koinange

this really tells my personality huh

tag list: @winnie1emon @ghostscarface @belovedenzo @yuunarii-arii @leeny-leens @nottsangel and absolutely anyone who wants to join!

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Hello I hope you’re well! I hope you’re taking requests if not you can ignore this 😅 but if it’s okay can I request for Kevin x reader? Doesn’t matter the gender of the reader so gn ? Something like the fluff alphabet you did for the poly Andreil one please. Thank you!!

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Kevin enjoys a variety of activities such as exy, training for exy, drinking, working out, exy. Please for the love of everything holy, introduce him to some new hobbies. It would be unfair of me to not put a few special notes to his interest in reading and photography hinted at briefly in the series.

He would enjoy playing exy with you but if you cannot then I'm sure you both can find other things to do together. Things he would enjoy doing with you if you introduced him: cards, history (travelling, watching documentaries, etc), hiking, and video games.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Physically Kevin loves your eyes and hands. He can't get enough of your fingers running through his hair or playing with his fingers. He loves your eyes because he can find comfort in them, unlike plenty of the looks he got in his childhood, yours are soft and caring.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Kevin, much like Neil, is still trying to learn about the whole healthy coping concept. He will try to help you by listening or offering physical comfort if you are comfortable with it. He won't speak much during this time as he doesn't know what to say.

When he has a panic attack, these happen frequently due to PTSD, it's best to stay near him and try to ease him through it. To be blunt, Kevin is an alcoholic and thus will go to the bottle as soon as he feels nervous. Try to keep him away from the booze however it's best not to stress him out even more.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Married with kids. He desperately wants something "normal" and getting married and having kids is pretty "normal." It's not like he doesn't love you, no he really does, it's just that he sees no other point in marriage other than fitting into society. On the other hand, having children is a genuine desire of his.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

It's pretty balanced, on the outside it looks like Kevin is the dominant personality in the relationship. Look closer and this guy is absolutely whipped for you, practically at your beck and call.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

Fighting is something that happens often without intention. Kevin is very argumentative and it's just because he's very critical of everything everyone does. If you play exy, well... let's just say that's the biggest argument starter. But yes, Kevin will easily forgive you.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Won't outright show it but Kevin is very grateful for you. The arguments over his drunken stupors, looking out for his health, comforting him during episodes, supporting his dreams... He feels like the luckiest man to exist. Poor thing doesn't know that this is the bare minimum.

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

If he believes it will harm you, he will protect that secret with ferociousness. The last thing he wants is for the Moriyama's to get their hands on you. If there is anything else supposedly hidden it's probably because he forgot to tell you.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helping them overcome personal problems?

Where to start, of course, you have helped him with so much and he has supported you as well. You have introduced him to so much and helped him through so many personal troubles he's had.

Kevin has also supported you through your personal stuff, he is an incredible listener and will help distract you when you need it.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Yes, and he is super passive-aggressive about it. He will actively ignore both you and the person who he is jealous of. If you confront him about this he will deny all claims and get super embarrassed.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Muah! He doesn't have a lot of experience thanks to growing up in "the nest." His brief thing with Thea gave him some insight but this man is pretty much going in blind.

Your first kiss was probably after one of his games that he was super proud of.

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You sat across from Kevin both of you doing classwork. Or at least that's what you told him, in reality, it was an excuse to listen to Kevin ramble about history.

Occasionally his hands would splay outwards and he would get a small smile on his face.

You had made this a weekly thing after finding out about how Kevin used to tell everyone about history in the tower but no one listened. This of course frustrated you and made you take things into your own hands.

Kevin was too prideful to admit how grateful he was that you're doing this. Trust me, he appreciates it more than you know.

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part 2? also please note that this is my take on the character so please know that not all of this may line up with your thoughts on him.

i'm also sleep deprived so there are 100% errors

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andreil at the next banquet

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OMG SEND OVERRRRRR. ALSO GIVE ME IDEAS FOR MY NEXT DRABBLE ITS BEEN AGES SINCE I WEOTE SOMETHING.

..... I cannot believe I'm going to go to wattpad because AO3 HAS ZERO FICS WITH WHAT I WANT AND TUMBLER HAS 2 FUCKING DRABBLES FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE! I'M GOING BACK TO WATTPAD FOR THIS SHIT!

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Guys…is this supposed to be this sad…

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Okay who was gonna tell me that there’s two Allison Reynolds??! Beach blond exy player and your average mallgoth??

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marauders fandom propaganda I'm not falling for - I wanted to be included (except I only care about 4 characters you'll see)

alpha dom mean cruel super ultra mega werewolf Remus

dumbifying characters (James and Sirius I'm talking about you)

oppressed/oppressor ships | death eaters/order member ships (sorry it's a big no-no here)

trad-wife Lily

the "traitor/spy" thing being one-dimensional

James and Lily believing Remus was the spy too

not thinking characters can have more than one best friend/important relationship

ignoring James and Remus friendship and bond

Remus not having a sweet tooth

"misunderstood" babyfied death eaters

post-the prank Remus seeking comfort on the Slytherins and turning mean

people pleaser James (what is that?)

non-manipulative Peter

not acknowledging or diminishing both Remus and Sirius' canon trauma

"They can't all be queer because it was the 70s"

short Sirius

There are probably more but I'm feeling nice today.

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Kinda tired of the fandom lately, not gonna lie. Every time I try to look for new stuff in the Remus/Sirius tags, all I find is Regulus/James or Barty/Evan or some wild Regulus/Barty/James/Evan poly nonsense.

Like… what the hell is going on???

Why the hell are Death Eaters — literal known sadistic murderers — suddenly the Marauders’ besties??

I mean, I do love a good Remus & Regulus friendship trope, but I just can’t see Remus ditching the Marauders to go be BFFs with Barty and Evan of all people.

And Sirius?? With his strong moral compass?? No way he’d ever be chill with those guys — that’s literally everything he stood against.

And now James is just some sunshine himbo with no personality other than “I’m a happy golden retriever!!” Like… what???

Look, I get it, everyone can write whatever they want, AUs exist for a reason, but I really don’t get why this weird version of events is becoming so popular. Why are these clearly villainous characters suddenly getting redemption arcs while Snape is still considered human garbage (which, like, fair)?

And I’m not even talking about Regulus — I totally see him being friends with the Marauders if he actually had a believable redemption arc.

Anyway… I just wanted to scroll through the Wolfstar tag without running into 95% Jegulus and roserkiller. Even with filters, it’s a mess…

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Propaganda I will fall for:

- sirius taller than remus

- fem remus

- bottom remus

- omega remus

- also did I mention remus???

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"are they lovers?"

worse. it's a sports anime

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mm your brain....jean on a mission to get revenge on the man who caused his family (elodie) to die but ends up befriending very popular and friendly god jeremy who has a controlling older brother (at least swd cared though)...

tbh though if i were to see someone as the "prince who pleased the gods" who fell from grace then it feels more like kevin lol. insert green ghost cousin riko + jean could also fit the mu qing vibe. maybe neil as fx to finish the perfect court? kevin giving andrew a reason to live after his shitty childhood?

now that i think about it, andrew and aaron also kind of fit the beefleaf storyline if you count the switched fates and murder of antagonistic family member...

welp ty for the brain worms. surely this doesn't haunt my daydreams for the next few months :)

SURELY YOUR VERSION ISNT GOING TO EAT ME ALIVE. YOU ATE WITH THIS ONE.