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1am and my ass is thinking of writing a half serious analysis on why i am slightly obsessed w how terrible judge n caesar are and how they are like The Perfect Person to piss off the other and how its like Karma and like parenting and relationships between children and emotional repression and cowardice and insecurity and inferiority and wearing hearts on sleeves or lack there of and how all these themes and traits are depicted almost neutral and we see them shown neutrally via luck of the draw by showing us how characters can choose to be good in the face of it all and how characters can choose to be terrible and abusive and heinous despite the fact everyone is dealt the same ability for self improvement full mob psycho style. then it just turns into whole cake island analysis but im taking the NEOMADS marriage joke way more seriously than any sane human being ever would/should. whateverrrr.
#ramblings of a madman#this sounds stupid its also 130am and im really fucking tired. maybe ill write it one day (lie)
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I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss
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an ao3 interaction

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let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.
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dofuwani cameo because this one doesn't deserve a spot on my main account in any capacity.
#90% of the times i draw judge hes making the exact same expression as is shown here and i think thats really funny.#file photo ass default expression.#that picture of caesar too is soooo.#i did kinda intentionally pick their worst possible pictures for this post which is a part of the joke to me but also#I Have To Look At Them. so i mean.#okay this isn't exactly MADS. its fine. two of em are here this is what we call good enough !!!#this is really going on this blog and not main because i know the target audience for this post would find way more joy on this blog#shitposts#im not main tagging this and ill tag it as#vinsmoke judge#and#caesar clown#but im NOT TAGGING THE OTHER TWO CAUSE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FANS WHO CHECK THEIR TAGS AND I WOULD DIE.#obviously they're all getting shiptagged#dofuwani#doflacaesar#gassmoke#my thing about doflacaesar + gassmoke trutherism is that they are. VITAL to each other#judge and caesar fucked like every other day when they were. 20something#caesar starts working for joker and hes like siiighhhh hes so... normal (READ: OPEN AND NOT JUDGE) bisexual!!!!!#they don't even like. kiss or anything ONCE.#its literally just this picture#this is a terrible mental image so forgive me for the burden but caesar and judge the. WORST kiss you've ever seen in your life#and caesars just like: you are not joker. siiigh he was such a good kisser...#judge: donquixote doflamingo isn't dead stop talking about him past tense. hes just in impel down. also there is no way you did that#caesar: augh you're such a jealous man! of course we did! (they fucked every day in his imagination for an inexcusable amount of time)#all the vinsmoke children are constantly doing that thing where squidwards slamming his head into the cash register Violently.
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(incredibly correct) addition per the request of @laboratory-for-peace
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#hiiii oomfie#I DID ALSO CONSIDER MAKING THIS SAME JOKE BUT I THOUGHT ITD BE TOO EASY. SO. LMAOOO#srb
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yeah
#this is a reference to that one l/go ninj/go picture by the way#mads one piece#dr vegapunk#vinsmoke judge#queen the plague#buckingham stussy#caesar clown#shitposts#theyre all evil. you get the joke#one piece spoilers#op spoilers
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every single normal person on that damn ship:

maybe if polyIQ never broke up it wouldn't have ended this way. it would've probably ended in a different, equally as bad way, but still. they'd continue to be terrible but its only to each other. its that one r/aita comment. have we considered this
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maybe if polyIQ never broke up it wouldn't have ended this way. it would've probably ended in a different, equally as bad way, but still. they'd continue to be terrible but its only to each other. its that one r/aita comment. have we considered this
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MADS sideblog & polyIQ + NEOMADS marriage trutherism obsessed. i hate all of them but i love seeing failing romantic relationships. and see them suffer in general. i need to watch them crash and burn and die.
its super important to note i don't actually feel embarrassed about anything i draw featuring them. i just don't feel the emotion of embarassment, but i know there are things i really shouldn't do, such as post ALL my insanity to main!
i do reblog art of them to my main, i just feel bad autisming there 'cause my mutuals probably hate me at this point. plus, i can post terrible brain damage inducing shit here ! #win
my favorite MADS fact is that everyone who knows anything about them at all agree caesar got bullied the hardest. mind you, we know canonically that judge was probably hated the most. his former colleagues speak nothing but slander of him, as they should... caesar is just an easier target.
before you come accuse me of some stupid shit about being an apologist, always remember the wise words of eiichiro oda.

anyway, welcome in! i hate it here.
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