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He is just the cutest little guy
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Rest = Lying Down, Eyes Closed Because other parts of the program from England made sense, I decided to try resting every afternoon. After some experimentation, I determined that the most restorative rest resulted from lying down in a quiet place with my eyes closed. I was surprised at the results from taking a 15-minute rest in mid-afternoon. Even that short break seemed to help, reducing my symptoms, increasing my stamina and making my life more stable. After a while I added a similar rest in late morning. Over time, I came to believe that my scheduled rest was the most important strategy I used in my recovery. Resting everyday according to a fixed schedule, not just when I felt sick or tired, was part of a shift from living in response to symptoms to living a planned life. The experience showed me that rest could be used for more than recovering from doing too much; it could be employed as a preventive measure as well. In the terms suggested by someone in our self-help program, I learned the difference between recuperative rest and pre-emptive rest. Surprisingly, taking pre-emptive rests greatly reduced the time I spent in recuperative rest, because I was experiencing much less Post-Exertional Malaise. The result was that my total rest time was reduced.
sometimes like an idiot i assume everyone has read bruce campbell on resting/pacing to handle post-exertional malaise affiliated with chronic fatigue. that is obviously not true! anyway here's the hot guide, i linked straight to the "schedule in mandatory complete 15 min rest as part of your day and hopefully you will get to do less surprise many hours of rest to recover" section but the whole thing is laid out pretty clearly
#as someone who has five timed rest breaks a day#recommended by my old fatigue clinic#I can say with my full heart#that it’s revolutionary
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Does the New York post know?
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woke up with a vagina au and daniel texts max like help my pussy is broken :(
daniel is BEREFT because max woke up with a pussy a few months ago and of course daniel fucked it, and it was like max couldn’t get enough of daniel’s cock in him, his pussy was practically cavernous, he made daniel fill him up over and over again and he wailed and cried and loved every second
so daniel is THRILLED when he wakes up without a dick between his legs, figures he’ll love it as much as max since after all he goes crazy for getting his ass fucked, it could only be better now that he has his very own juicy cunt to play with, right? WRONG. he grabs his favorite dildo and slicks it up with lube (bc he’s not very wet, which is weird, right? max’s was drenched?) and when he goes to press the head into himself he yelps and almost flings the dildo across the room because that fucking STINGS? and no matter how much lube he uses it hurts like a sharp ache and he feels unbearably tight and he starts tearing up bc why didn’t he get a magical black hole vacuum pussy like max it’s not fairrr ☹️

THATS THE SHIIIIIT
GOD yes. he's got expectation hes got the previous experience of max's pussy dripping and so wet and the perfect fit for his own dick AND THEN HE WAKES UP WITH HIS OWNNN. AND IT SUCKS!
UGH YES. it stings and it hurts and its dry and even if hes getting turned on and watching his fav porn or whatever the only thing in his pants when he pulls them off is a blob of discharge and NO proper wetness
can he be very very hairy and with a bush like a whole jungle and ass hair still and he thinks its gonna be worse for Max to deal with cause Max had a trimmed bush w weirdly straight and light haired pubes but when Max shows up to help and Daniel apologises for the hairiness hes just like "OK *explorer emoji*"
"help my pussy is broken :(" "What" "pussy day and its not working :(" "What do you mean its not working" "its not working like yours didddddd :((("
#god everything about this is perfect#fic rec#vaginismus#!!!#GIVE MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS BUSHES#thank u#everything is perfect#save save save
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I think there's something that needs to be said about encouraging readers to leave feedback.
For me it's not about "tell me my writing is amazing and stroke my ego"
It's more about "please engage with me so that I can experience your joy secondhand and foster a connection with you"
I understand that not everyone wants this in their reading experience, some people are shy and a million other reasons why maybe someone wouldn't want to engage and that's perfectly fine!
But what I'm trying to steer away from is being a passive content creator with passive consumers. What I want to steer toward is fostering a community that is essential to fandom. I want to see your reactions because it makes me feel like I'm a part of something.
On encouraging reblogs —
I understand that not everyone is comfortable reblogging, especially explicit content. This is ok!
But just consider that the only reason you were able to enjoy a fic or fanart is because someone else shared it, and by not sharing it yourself you are potentially robbing someone else of the opportunity to enjoy it as much as you did.
As OPs our reach only goes so far and this website relies on reblogs in order for anything to truly get seen by a wider audience.
So that's really it! That's why I encourage these two things at the end of every story I post. Not because I'm trying to be demanding and "make people feel bad" if they don't do it.
I know most other social media sites encourage mindless content consumption and that's just the way of the world nowadays, but I am from a time when community was at the heart of fandom and I just don't want to lose that.
#yeahhhhhh#and I often feel like the more recent tendency not to comment on older stuff#which might be a fandom specific trend idk#but I worked so hard on that!#I would LOVE to hear it was still alive out there somewhere
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i love how the sunlight hits bed sheets. also hotel beds are always so soft
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The fic that brought me to your blog was Not Your Fault but Mine. A writer in another fandom listed her fave hurt/comfort fics. I didn't know much about 1d and had to google them to know which was which, lol. Your writing is amazing, and you are the best at writing sad boys making poor decisions and taking care of each other. I then consumed all your Nick/Louis fics, then everything else. I also had to google bandom people. I feel like I might know more about random ppl at BBC radio 1 than any other American. I used to send you asks gushing about I Had Rather sequel. You are my absolute favorite writer, and I would read anything you write.
I got very sick and had to take a 5 year break from tumblr. As soon as I was able to read again, I excitedly checked your fics !!! Now I'm googling freaking Formula 1?! SPORTS?!? Nay, sports rpf must be where I draw the line! Then I see a gif of Daniel, and suddenly I'm reading your fic about him sad in the snow. This is perfect because it was amazing, and I didn't have to learn any sport knowledge! Except, EXCEPT, then I start Breaking all the Rules for You. Now I'm looking up Renault-era Daniel gifs & interviews and Max/Daniel best moment vids. Worst of all I'm looking up things like: Q3, and in the points," and "why does a drink company make race cars?" and FP2, and Hulkenberg, and "why does each team have a different car AND engine? How is this a real sport?"
I now adore irl Daniel, and as long as nothing bad ever happens to him... Then I start Dts . And I watch old race highlights and interviews. And the horrors begin. But at least--nope, they get worse!! Oh maybe--even worse still!! All hurt no comfort!! I have been cursed with a wretched blorbo! 😭
I am now wandering the earth (tumblr), finding small joy in scraps (pics of him in a fish hat), and delighting in the downfall of his enemies (rbr). Oh, I also now know what padel is, so you are responsible for me learning about two sports! TWO!!!
Seriously, your fics have given me more comfort than you will ever know, and I just wanted you to know how much your writing means to me <3
This is the most wonderful ask ever and I’m so glad I’ve brought you along with me 🧡🧡🧡 all I ever want to do is write sad or stupid or sad and stupid boys making poor life choices and not your fault but mine was the epitome of that. I will have loved your asks about i had rather. I always always always loved talking about it and the sequel. I used to paste all my asks into a google doc so I could come back and look at them later, so you’ll be in there 🥰
I’m so sorry you were sick but I hope you’re doing better now and that Daniel is helping, even when I made him be so sad and naked and alone but for a secret ex husband in the snow. He is the most wretched blorbo of our time but he is loved and he is vibing and out there with a beard and we all wish for the downfall of his enemies. I personally wish for his very specific irl happiness while also thinking about his fictional happy ending with max, even if I don’t have the energy to write it.
I’m so happy to have brought you along with me, I’m very glad you’re here, and thank you for this lovely ask 🧡🧡🧡
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shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
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If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.
Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:
"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"
So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".
And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"
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ANNE HATHWAY AS DAPHNE KLUGER OCEAN’S EIGHT (2018) dir. Gary Ross
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adult friendships are really anything you need them to be like it doesn’t matter. if you and your friend want to see each other twice a week, that’s cool! if you want to have a standing monthly dinner at a restaurant with a friend, that’s cool! if you see each other once every four months and that’s all you can swing, that’s cool! you’re still friends as long as that’s how you both feel. if you talk twice a year for a good couple of hours, guess what? that’s still cool and you’re still friends if that’s how it feels. there’s no rules. whatever you can give in terms of energy and time is enough to be friends
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