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Two more artfight revenges!!

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Hello! The artist here! My car was broken into last week and it cost a lot of money to fix so if you ever wanted to commission me now would be a really good time!! Dm me on discord @ Bluedoggy real or here, if you want to contact me over email shoot me an ask! Thanks a lot!

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*Dead media (assassinated)

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Took my tiny child with me to the Halloween store. Walked in and immediately realized it would be a terrible mistake.

They had those jumpscare machine things everywhere, lots of spooky noise machines, scary looking animatronic things, crazy decorations, just the whole 9 yards and then some. I immediately went to turn around and leave when I heard a noise coming from my arms.

My one year old child who gets scared if we cough…. was laughing.

She makes this precious “eee!” sound and starts vibrating when she sees something she really likes, usually an animal or a balloon, and she points right at the big zombie thing by the door and does that. I carry her in past a huge 10 ft tall Pennywise inflatable, and she smacks me to tell me to stop so she can look. She ponders him for a moment, and his glowing light-up eyes, then points at his hand and shouts “BEEM!” Which is her word for “balloon.” She made us stand there under Pennywise for at least 3 minutes, which is a really long time for a one-year-old.

Then, she begs to get down, so I let her loose and she just books it all over the store. Finds the creepy demonic looking babies and shouts “BABY!” then gets this confused look on her face and tries to wipe the “dirt” off their faces. Decides it’s not worth it, goes and picks up a severed hand decoration, hands it to me and says “hand.” Yes, my dear, it is a hand. And yes, that severed foot has “toes,” you’re very right.

Finds the wigs, runs down the aisle shouting “hair! hair!” and grabbing her own sparse little headfuzz so hard I think she’s going to rip it all out. Then she found the speaker in the wall that was blaring Monster Mash and she demanded I pick her up so we could “DANSSSE”. But she got distracted by the big spider decorations, which she christened as dogs by running toward them and barking.

She ran up and down the aisles of costumes touching the fabric and making her little “tss tss tss” giggle that she does when she’s having Much Too Good a Time. Every so often she’d stop, look back to make sure I was there, and point at something and vibrate with her aggressive “EEEE!”

A man turned a corner wearing one of the creepy latex masks. He immediately started apologizing to me, saying “I’m so sorry, I’m looking for my friend, I don’t want to scare her.” Meanwhile my child is standing there looking up at him with the most confused look on her face. Not scared, just confused, like he is so dumb and she can’t figure out why he would want to make that stupid face for so long. But he rounds another corner all hunched over, she flaps her arms and sighs, and takes off to go scream at the creepy lawn decorations.

When it was time to go, nothing could convince her to come to me willingly, so I had to promise her one last look at the balloon man while I picked her up against her will. Pennywise placated her, and we left the store with a smile on her chubby little cheeks. She demanded we wait and watch the big inflatable-flailing-arm-tube-man out front, the one that was bright orange and had a jack-o-lantern face, and she bounced and wiggled and danced in my arms despite its fan being louder than the loud motorcycles that scare her on our walks. She waved bye-bye to it as we left for the car.

Basically, that was the cutest thing that’s ever happened to me in my life, and it’s so crazy how so many things are culturally taught and kids are just… immune to that. All she saw was bright colors and things she recognized and could name, in a place she could explore and touch. She has no concept of clowns being scary or zombies being A Thing or what constitutes “creepy” and “spooky” and “gross.” To her, a severed arm with gore hanging out the end doesn’t represent pain or violence, it’s just “arm,” and it’s got some weird stuff on the end that’s funny colors. They’re just things, there’s no context for it.

The world is weird and beautiful and it’s so cool to see it through the eyes of someone who is so New to this planet and hasn’t been influenced by society and culture yet.

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Pokémon Point Cards

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HYPNO SKULL 💀 for @/bery.bsky.social

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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If you give this woman money, it will go to transphobic causes. If you give this woman a platform, she will use it to boost transphobic causes. This isn't a "well nobody's perfect" or "well x other creator also did something bad once" situation, this is an inordinate amount of influence for a creator to have, and supporting her by word or wallet actively hurts trans people.

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I don't know exactly how to articulate this but... if you repeatedly show historical fiction women rejecting traditionally female skills/duties and doing swords instead, because swords is obviously the Most Important Thing, you are kind of implying that all the work that has been traditionally done by female hands for millennia was useless all along and not, you know, keeping civilization going. Because it's usually rejected not as a personal preference but as This Is The Important Stuff (male work) and That is The Dumb Useless Stuff (women's work) and that kind of bothers me. The message was supposed to be Vital But Underpaid and Underappreciated, not women's work is insignificant so let's all go do swords.

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"The pain of your absence is sharp and haunting, and I would give anything not to know it; anything but never knowing you at all (which would be worse)."

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I've been asked once or twice already so I want to clarify - the fourth piece is NOT a zoophile flag, it is the lesbian bear flag! I think it may be an old version, but I grabbed it off of the character's reference because that was their creator's preference.

I have never and will never support zoophiles or those who support them. I believe zoophiles and their enablers have a special place in hell <3

ArtFight Attacks!

Making a big post of the smaller/quicker works that I've done so far for ArtFight :3 I'm going to make separate posts for the bigger illustrations, so keep your eyes peeled!

Characters belong to: sunservals, TOMBOYWOLF, MilkedCocoa, NoodlesNovember, burrior, scorpiospires, Foxatog, TeaWorkAJ, and Emily_Deer!

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I'm Back!

An attack for softsweetmello of her TLK OCs! Getting to draw in a more Lion King setting was so fun, I got to find some good references from the movie :3

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Patisserie Sunday 🥐

A friendly fire attack for atomicpitou (character uses they/them)

Loved getting to draw Lysandre again >:3 They have such fun outfits.

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ArtFight Attacks!

Making a big post of the smaller/quicker works that I've done so far for ArtFight :3 I'm going to make separate posts for the bigger illustrations, so keep your eyes peeled!

Characters belong to: sunservals, TOMBOYWOLF, MilkedCocoa, NoodlesNovember, burrior, scorpiospires, Foxatog, TeaWorkAJ, and Emily_Deer!

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“there is a lion in my living room” - clementine von radics // ricky “jupe” park in nope (2022) dir. jordan peele