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Wearing glasses is kinda gay, what are you looking at, other men?
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馃憗锔忦煈侊笍
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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.
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Is fucking a centaur bestiality or like something else?
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JFKs hot dead son, I will have sex with his corpse
#jfk#gay#monroe doctrine#headcanon#math#spiderman#:)#I personally think I should not have been banned from the morge on fifth#they were dead they couldn鈥檛 say no
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The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish Swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish All through the town.
The people on the bus go chat, chat, chat Chat, chat, chat
Chat, chat, chat
The people on the bus go chat, chat, chat All through the town.
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep Beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep All through the town.
The babies on the bus go waa, waa, waa Waa, waa, waa
Waa, waa, waa
The babies on the bus go waa, waa, waa All through the town.
#israel#palestine#star wars#鉂わ笍#gay#I have normal thoughts and outside thoughts any of my freinds would totally agree
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I feel like more people need to suffer through this so congrats
literally cannot believe "first ever live action omegaverse show" is not bigger news on tumblr
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I wanna penis to suction to my forehead like some weird fucking unicorn, it will soon become my super duper special fursona. Penis dash
#autism#am just a little guy#caffeine make brain go brrrrrrrrr#furry oc#furry#fursona#i have autism#you have autism#i should sleep#I am just a person living a life that should be ended at the earliest possible convenience for those that know me irl
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When shall the great clump of dirt we inhabit dissolve into the ever approaching chaos that will mark humanity鈥檚 end appear? Cause I sure hope it鈥檚 soon cause I really don鈥檛 wanna do this math test
#when#kms#im going to kms#math is pain#why do I have to go to public school it鈥檚 so fucking bad dude like srsly
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Do you ever just get the urge to deep throat a shotgun but like not just in the sexual way but also the suicide way? Cause I do and can only hope that one day I get my dirty little hands on a shotgun
#suicideboys#gunman#kys for real#kms#im going to kms#the suicidal urges usually get drowned out by the urge to carve some shite into my flesh#I may not be okay#it鈥檚 fine
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I really don鈥檛 like things that don鈥檛 exist like i and Greenland they really should not be taught in school.
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My opinion on the French is getting continually worse the more I鈥檝e learned of them and have decided they no longer deserve to live there sad little French lives.
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Reasons not to kill yourself:
1) you wouldn鈥檛 get to see your own corpse so what鈥檚 even the point
2) idk
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Fun fact JC Penny鈥檚 is named after our lord and savior Jesus Christ, he went by JC in some specific parts of the hood.
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