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I drew Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado!!!!! Aka the love of my life <3


I drew this half-asleep and forgot to add the eye highlights so that's why they look weird, I still thinks its pretty good!!! I love my pretty boy so much!!!
#i love my husband#so handsome#i want to kiss his pretty face so muc#hector valentino airnesto condicionado#hector date everything#date everything#date everything fanart#hector date everything fanart#mlm#anti ai#fanart
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......🐭🎀Marbit 🎀🐭......
Uh, so this turned out much longer than I thought it would be. I was just gonna write a quick drabble but.... I got a bit carried away. I hope you enjoy these lovebirds!!!

Marcia sat in her room, eyes red from tears that felt never-ending. She glared at her light green phone her parents had bought her as a birthday gift last year after her old one broke. She knew better than to trust a greaser, she knew they were liars and thieves and no good hoods but when she met Two-Bit at the drive-in, she thought things would be different. The two talked for hours while Cherry talked to a boy with a funny name that Marcia couldn't remember and another boy who looked like a sad puppy. Two-Bit made Marcia laugh harder than anyone else had, his charm completely swallowed Marcia up. As the night came to an end, Marcia decided to give Two-Bit her number. They had such a great time together, why not give him a way to reach her?
That's how Marcia ended up sitting on her bed at 2:47 am, crying, and waiting for Two-Bit's call. Two-Bit promised to call her when he got home but as the night grew later, Marcia never received any call. She cursed greaser boys for being so cruel and cursed herself for trusting one but Two-Bit didn't do this intentionally. In fact, Two-Bit was at the drive-in at that very moment despite it being closed. He was frantically searching for that tiny piece of paper ripped from a bag of popcorn with Marcia's number. He didn't care if he got in trouble for trespassing, he needed to find Marcia's number. The worst part was he only noticed it missing from his pocket when he got home and went to call Marcia so he had to run back to the drive-in and search between the chairs where they were sitting, where the cars parked, the concession stand, and every other place he wandered that night.
The cool wind blew and that's when Two-Bit spotted it. The small piece of paper blowing down the street towards the west side of town. He ran after it, faster than he'd run before, not caring that he was running straight into soc territory. After a moment the wind settled and so did the paper, Two-Bit quickly snatched it up. He plopped down on the ground, paper in hand as he caught his breath. A glance up made Two-Bit's eyes widen. Right in front of him was Marcia's house, how did he know? He could see the most beautiful girl he'd ever met sitting on her bed through the window. Without a second thought, he jumped up and approached the window. He quietly tapped on it to get Marcia's attention, a big grin on his face.
Marcia jumped at the tapping on her window, scared by the sudden noise breaking the silence. She looked over and was shocked to see Two-Bit. Her first thought was to yell at him, to tell him to never come back here or try to talk to her again but all she could feel was relief. Relieved that she was wrong and that he really did like her, not just playing some sick joke on her. "Two-Bit?" Marcia murmured as she opened her window, conscious about her volume knowing her parents were just across the hall. Two-Bit smiled at her as he rested his arms on her windowsill, "Hey, baby, I was just walkin' around and thought I'd stop by." Two-Bit said, trying to play it cool but he sounded clearly out of breath and stressed out. His smile and cool guy act faded as he saw the tears that painted Marcia's cheeks. "Baby? Woah, what happened?" Two-Bit quickly said as he looked up at her with his gray eyes, completely oblivious to the fact it was his fault she was crying.
Marcia shook her head and wiped her tears, not wanting to make a fool out of herself for crying over Two-Bit not calling her, "Nothin', it's nothin'." Marcia muttered with a sniffle. Two-Bit was having any of that. With ease, he pushed himself up and through the window, clearly having some experience climbing through windows. Two-Bit cupped Marcia's soft face with his rough, dirty hands from desperately looking for her number at the drive-in, "Doll, talked to me. Was it those soc assholes you left with, did they do somethin'?" Two-Bit questioned as he looked at Marcia with a serious look, a rarity coming from him. Marcia looked away, sitting down on her bed with room for Two-Bit to join her, which he did. Two-Bit could tell Marcia needed a moment to collect herself and gave her that while he looked around her room. It was his first time in a socs room, and he was shocked by how clean it was and how much stuff was in there. His room was a total mess, his complete fault, and had nothing to do with being a greaser considering how clean the Curtis house was, and he only had his bed, a desk, and a couple of posters. Marcia's room was filled with the latest clothes, a record player, a radio, a large vanity, a second desk, a camera, a large bed, and much, much more.
Two-Bit snapped out of his observations as Marcia spoke. "I..." She swallowed, taking a deep breath before continuing, "I thought you ditched my number on purpose, to be mean or whatever.." Marcia said as she fidgeted with her manicured nails. "I-I... I was really upset, y'know? I really like you and I thought that I was just a joke for you and your greaser buddies to laugh about." Marcia finished. Two-Bit looked horrified that Marcia would think she was the butt end of a joke for him and his friends. He quickly explained what happened, wanting to make Marcia happy again. "No, no, no, no, doll. I swear on my mama that I didn't just ditch your number." Two-Bit said as he looked at Marcia with puppy eyes, "It must have fell outta my pocket at the drive-in cause when I went home to call you, it wasn't there so then a ran back to the drive-in and tried to find it, which I did." Two-Bit explained, showing Marcia the paper with her number on it, now crumpled up and dirty. He took the paper back with an embarrassment chuckle. "I, uh, might need a new one though."
Marcia just smiled before grabbing Two-Bit and hugging him tightly. "I love you so much." She said before kissing Two-Bit's face, leaving pink lipstick stains all over his freckled face. "I love you too, doll." Two-Bit murmured in a soft voice reserved for Marcia.
#the outsiders#marcia the outsiders#marbit#two bit the outsiders#two-bit the outsiders#my favorite straight people are them#two bit x marcia#anti ai#two bit mathews#twobit mathews
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Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado Headcanons
Sfw
• Chubby. Without a doubt this man is chubby. We never really get a good look at Hector without his cardboard box he calls clothes (I love you Hector, please get some actually clothes my love). We can see his body a bit better in his ending and, to me at least, he look very clearly chubby but its also kinda hard to see his body.
• I love his face so much, I can't even describe it. His soft jaw, his slight double chin, his curls, his crooked nose AHHHH- He's so perfect.
• He has some of the best handwriting you've ever seen. His cursive his beautiful but him writing in Spanish is other worldly with how beautiful it looks. I think that he loves to leave you letter and notes for you to find, especially if he knows you're having a hard day.
• Smells sooooo good. I imagine him smelling like hazelnut, cocobutter, and that smell when you turn on the heat for the first time in the winter, that sorta smokey, dusty smell. He's also well groomed. He uses soap, body wash, shampoo, conditioner, and a hair mask every time he takes a shower, and not a five in one.
• He's gives off Phantom of the Opera vibes for sure and I thinks he's definitely written songs for you but I dont think he a good singer. I love him! But that man couldn't sing to save his life, his off tempo and slightly off key. It not his voice that's the problem, just rhythm issues.
• Speaking of Hector's voice, he does occasionally speak to you in his deep voice, especially during intimacy but he get embarrassed talking like that when there isn't a barrier between you and him. I actually like his natural, higher voice despite a lot of people not. If you don't like Hector in his cardboard box, high pitch, double chin form, you dont deserve him as he faceless, mysterious figure in the vents 😤.
• Some of his favorite nicknames for you are "my love" "my darling" "mi amor" "sweet boy" and "my starlight" when he's feel poetic.
Nsft
• Average size. He isn't crazy big but he's not small either. He had dark curls down there that he trims now and then but most let's go wild. VERY sensitive tip that constantly drips pre-cum, no need for lube!
• Switch but mostly a bottom, and definitely a sub even when he tops. If you ask him to be more dominant he will but you're always the one in control over him. He focuses on your pleasure always, please tie him up and make him cum a few times.
• He's loud but very embarrassed about it. He covers his face as tried his best to be quiet but when you pin down his hips to keep him from squirming and thrust so deep you hit his prostate, how can he be quiet? All the objects in the house know about what happened just from Hector. He always tries to talk during sex which get a bit frustrating because he just keeps telling you that he doesn't have to cum and that he'll be okay when he very clearly is about to cum from your touch. Gag him and the moan and whimpers that escape will be ungodly.
• Very open to trying new thing. Bondage? He can tie a good knot and doesn't mind the feeling of control being taken away. Toys? Anything that will make your experience more pleasurable even if they toys are for him. Wax play? Ice cubes? Uh, he might be a bit too into this one...
• Begs. This goes along with how loud he is but he will beg like there is no tomorrow, he is not ashamed to ask for what he wants.
• Aftercare is cleaning each other up and then cuddling. Hector is the little spoon, without a doubt, but he also really likes to read to you afterward when you're all cuddled up in your warm blanket.
First time doing headcanons in years bro, I hope yall like this!!
#hector valentino airnesto condicionado#hector#date everything#hector date everything#i love my husband#even when my husband is a HVAC unit#its okay i still love him#headcanon#date everything headcanons#anti ai#x male reader#x male#mlm#gay people
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I'm writing!!!!
I used to write quite a bit on other apps but then I stopped out of embarrassment. Now that I'm older and dgaf about what people think, I've decided to get back into writing! I used C.AI for a while but I saw the harm of AI and realized how hypocritical I was being by saying I'm against AI and then using it. So, I've decided to start writing again, giving back to the communities I threw to the wolves by using AI. I would love some requests to help me get started!
I only will write MLM or gender-neutral for reader x character, I am willing to write straight or lesbian ships if requested! (Cherry x Marcia, Kierabeth, Star x the boys/Micheal, etc) I am primarily gonna write reader x character because that's what I'm looking for in a lot of these fandoms below but I am absolutely willing to write for ships!! I will write NSFT but only for adult characters so please don't request nsft for Dally, Steve, Cherry, or Marcia as they are minors (Darry's 20, and Two-Bit's 18 and a half so ill let them slide)
Fandoms I write for:
Date everything
(This is all for now as I don't really like other characters as much as I do these but this may change!)
The hanks
Hector (my love <3)
The lost boys
David
Dwayne
Marko
Paul
Michael
Star
The phantom of the opera
Erik Destler (the phantom for the movie and musical)
CEric (phantom of the opera 1990)
RDR2
Arthur
Charles
Kieran
Sean
Hosea
Dutch
Marybeth
The outsiders
Darry
Dally
Two-Bit
Steve
Cherry
Marcia
Misc
Rusty Nail (joyride movies)
Bill and Ted
Karl Heisenberg (RE8)
Hannibal
Will (Hannibal)
PLEASE GIVE ME REQUESTS!!! ANY AND ALL ARE APPRECIATED!
#Im writing again!!!!!#rusty nail#rusty nail joyride 2#rdr2#charles smith#sean macguire#kieran duffy#arthur morgan#hosea matthews#dutch van der linde#mary beth gaskill#kierabeth#erik poto#poto 1990#erik destler#erik carriere#the hanks#date everything#hector valentino airnesto condicionado#hector#bill and ted#the lost boys#marko the lost boys#dwayne the lost boys#paul the lost boys#david the lost boys#star the lost boys#the outsiders#karl heisenberg#anti ai
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(serious question alert)
You think rusty is a club sandwich, chili, a melt kinda guy.. he's giving club sandwich and a root beer vibe.
He'd fuck up a BLT and a root beer. I do think he'd like club sandwiches too but he's giving BLT lover to me. He'd also like really meaty sandwiches with lots of roast beef or some other meat. He seems like a guys who enjoys meaty foods like chili, sandwich, and stews
He 100% owns a root beer shirt like this too


#rusty nail joyride#rusty nail x male reader#rusty nail#rusty nail joyride 2#he loves meat in his mouth
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Hi! I love your c.ai bots so much, they've gotten me into writing! I was just wondering where the nesting bot went, it's so cute!
Thank you so much :) I never really realize that people actually use and like my bots lol. As for your question, I'm not sure? The nesting bot is still there and public on my end so I'm not sure :( I'm sorry that I couldn't be more helpful, maybe try to relog into c.ai?
Also I'm so happy you got into writing!! It's definitely something that's worth you time and that you should pursue if you like it! :)
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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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I would kiss him
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THEY’RE JUST WIP SKETCHES RIGHT NOW, SO THIS IS A SNEAK PEEK CAUSE I HAVE A WHOLE PAGE, BUT HERE ARE SOME MORE OF MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE JOYRIDE FANDOM 😜😜
(Ignore the fact that I shaved his BEAUTIFUL scruff off in that second pic, I just forgot to add it in the sketch layer 😭)
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RUSTY NAILL!!!!
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He transed my gender.
Another one, but with Rusty Nail from Joy Ride 2 this time :3

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Some Rusty Nail thoughts for my pookie @plutonic-rage
I always thought of Rusty as a guy who'd keep to himself, rarely using his radio unless it was really necessary (or if he wanted some candy cane cunt- I'm sorry) but after watching the making of thing on the dvd it turns out my husband apparently had a lot of friends?
Like, I knew he asked other truckers on the cb to help him find Melissa and the rest of them but I just thought he just was asking I didn't know he had friends who were specifically helping him look for his car that they took.
I could I be your friend Rusty? Please? I'll suck your dick? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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i love being transgender. i hate the way im treated for being transgender but i love being transgender and i'll love being transgender until the day i die.
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It's so fucking funny that Rusty says he likes to collect jaws, like, what the fuck? Why is that what you like to collect, bro? Do you want my jaw-
If you can't tell im loving my dvd
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Guess who's getting their Joyride 2 dvd Monday? ME!!!!
@plutonic-rage
#rusty nail joyride#rusty nail x male reader#rusty nail joyride 2#i want Rusty nail to destroy me#then buy me a burger after while he awkwardly talks to me about rain and trucks
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