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OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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The call of the void but it's just drunk me and pizza from St John's takeaway

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There's a reason there isn't a cocktail with wine, lemonade and tapioca pearls, but if there was it would be called clamshell hangover

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THE SAKURA WE DESERVED!! 😭😭

sakura au ! samurai universe

art by toast (gelley_j0)

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undeniably some sort of

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help i can't stop making these

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What 50's Housewife is writing Kakashi Self-cest??????

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I wish Spotify had a feature where for classical music, instead of lyrics they had scrolling sheet music or something

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WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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Accidentally got involved in discourse on tik tok about why most northerners don't want to claim Liverpool and Manchester as the north. A bunch of people got really mad at me pointing out it's becuase the south reduces the north to just Manchester and Liverpool - haven't told them I'm a southerner, they all think I'm a northerner defending their home town 👍

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Things mash invented: mustaches, maine and the concept of going there, the defibrillator, spam lamb, every tv show that came after it and love

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Week 2 of uni has only begun, but I'm so ill that I have made memes for day one, assuming I'm gonna be too ill for the rest of the week:

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First week of uni done, I now present memes: