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I can’t idk what to do w my life

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Posted: 18:52 UTC July 27, 2025

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when the ao3 author is funny in the chapter notes and i get lowkey parasocial

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A post-Azkaban 90s hot dad Sirius just because.

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Do yall think Bucky was mad as hell that the twink he left safely at home magically appeared on the eastern front not a twink anymore

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

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problem - may 25 - black brothers - background jegulus - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 292

“We’re gathered here to solve the issue at hand,” Regulus said, arms crossed, as he frowned at both Sirius and James.

“I don’t see why it’s an issue,” James cut in, anxiety already making his heart race. “If you two could just talk like humans–”

“We are talking, Prongs. Now let the adults figure this problem out,” Sirius interrupted, waving a silencing hand at him. “I’ve talked with my solicitor, and we feel that every Friday night is a completely fair thing to ask.”

Remus, who was sitting next to him, rolled his eyes. “I’m not your solicitor, Sirius. I’m your boyfriend, and I also think this is ridiculous.”

“As Regulus’s solicitor, we’re countering with a proposal of every other Friday,” Barty said quickly, his gaze cold. “And a reminder to the judge that Friday nights often eat into Saturdays which were previously claimed by my client in our last session.”

“Remus, argue for me!” Sirius hissed.

Remus cleared his throat, threw an apologetic look at James, and sighed. “My…client…would like to argue to that point as well.”

“Objection!” Regulus cried immediately, standing and slamming his palm on the table. “You can’t have him Saturdays and Fridays! He’s my boyfriend!”

James, however, was losing his patience. “I’m not property!” he said loudly, crossing his arms, trying to decide how much it actually bothered him. “You can’t decide who sees me when, or–”

“Of course you’re not property, Jamie,” Regulus said soothingly, standing to press a kiss to his cheek. 

“Yes, we’re basing the rules of this off of custodial hearings,” Sirius agreed, as if the logic wasn’t completely ridiculous. “We even picked a fair and impartial judge.”

“I was blackmailed,” Lily Evans said from her seat, speaking up for the first time.

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eighth year drarry we still talk about you

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mama didn’t raise no bitch and even if she did we all know it’s sirius

-regulus black

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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Just saw a big marauders tiktoker use this for a video I feel famous guys don’t even talk to me

Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?

James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.

Remus: *raises one eyebrow*

Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.

James: *quietly squeaks*

Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*

James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*

Sirius: what was that about?

Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.

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RIP Sirius Black, you would’ve loved doing the Debby Ryan hair tuck unironically

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Dorcas: you are an awful person.

Regulus: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter

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bro ik the blacks felt so cunty calling themselves 'the noble and most ancient house of black' yall r fucked up but you kind of ate with that one credit where credits due

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Walburga: You’d be less of a disgrace to this family if you were dead.

Regulus: Lmao bet.

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MY favourite canon wolfstar moment? oh, definitely when harry wonders why sirius never complains about being on his knees for floo calls

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Lily: how could you have a mom of the group, you’re all crazy and get into trouble?

*The Marauders look at James*

James: I’m a cool Mom.

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Sirius, at the supermarket: Extra virgin? What does that mean?

Sirius: Like, I know what a virgin is.

Sirius: But what does it mean when the virgin is EXTRA?

Remus: Just put the fucking olive oil in the trolley.

Sirius: I don’t think you should call it ‘fucking,’ Remus, it’s an extra virgin.