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two days later but still in time for the white day!!!

little ichi animation from the dialogue in the valentines episode from season 2 also first animation i do of a muppet boi aaaaaaaa 

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nurse osomatsu come treat me please

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Artist :  さんじろ♨ (pixiv / twitter)

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My fav frog

blmatsu don’t interact

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Shopping!✧*:･ﾟ✧

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Drew this a while back, didn’t think it would still be relevant today lmao

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A colour-practice/warm-up doodle I did the other day! Of ya boi Tengu choro.

Highly self-indulgent, DON’T MIND MEEEE.

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THE TRAILER IS HERE!!!!!!

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you know i havta ask if you'd draw kara's new sweet sweet season 3 haircut

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responses to various sweet anons! <3

I would also like to formally welcome nervous anon to tumblr!! ty for your kind words 🥺

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I’ve been unsuccessful in finding full Korean dubbed episodes of Osomatsu-san, but why hasn’t anyone mentioned that Fappymatsu is 휴지마츠 (hyujimatsu, literally Tissuematsu)??

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👀👀 would u think abt writing smth for the bros (or jus Choro & Kara) reactions to finding out a very tough/edgy friend of theirs has a crush on them? 👉🏼👈🏼 their just v mean looking but with friends they're kind of soft and tbh just touch starved? 😩 ur writings abt the bros slap💖💖💖

Thank you for the sweet words anonny. 🥺

Here’s Karamatsu + Choromatsu reacting to an edgy crush!

Karamatsu:

Before becoming friends with you, Karamatsu would probably be a mix of “oh dear they’re a bit scary, I hope I can impress them!” and “oh damn… that’s kinda attractive, I wanna be like that.” so he would pull out all stops to try to impress you. He would try to shower you in his classic flowery words.

When he finds out that you’re soft he’s all over that like white on rice. Could you be any cooler? Not only are you tough and cool, but you’re a softie?! And you love physical affection? Wow wow wow! It becomes his goal to try to see your inner layers, he’s already enamored.

You’re touch starved? This is the FREE HUGS guy we’re talking about here. He would give out hugs whenever you wanted! He might linger a second too long at times…

Might integrate casual touches in conversation, he usually uses a lot of hand gestures, but an occasional hand on the shoulder would be thrown in if you’re comfy with that.

When he finds out about you having a crush on him, he considers that it may be too good to be true. He knows that he can be the butt of jokes sometimes, so how could he be sure that this isn’t just another prank? (Especially if one of his beloved brothers told him.)

Ultimately he would listen to the rumor and follow his heart, this romantic loser will do anything for love.

Initially he plans to flirt and up his Karamatsu antics to gauge out your reaction. If he does it when you two are in a more private setting, maybe he’d be able to see your true reaction without your tough façade.

If he manages to fluster you, this will egg him on to just pile more and more of his nonsensical wordplay until you literally can’t understand what he is saying. How the hell does one react to “your company is like a divine blue oasis I can seek refuge in to wash all of my sins away??” Hello?

(If you throw a compliment back you’ll do 1000 mental damage to this poor boy. He’ll be caught completely off guard and sputter before throwing another theatrical line back at you.)

He’ll set some dramatical plan in action to ask you out.

The king of extra will carry his guitar around on his back and the next time you encounter him, he’ll usher you to a place where he can serenade you. He’ll pull a bouquet of flowers out of seemingly nowhere, kneel onto one knee, and start playing.

He’s actually pretty good at the guitar, his chords aren’t too crazy, just some simple chord progressions, but his singing ties it together nicely. His vibrato is a bit too much at times, but you don’t care since you have this goon literally pouring his heart for you.

As the song slows down, Karamatsu swallows thickly and stammers “Y/N, would you like to go out with me?” He strums the final chord with a bit of emphasis and smiled, but his eyes were darting nervously onto your face.

When you say yes, he jumps onto his feet and asks “really!?”

Once you confirm your answer, he’s ecstatic. He nearly throws his guitar to the side as he rushes to hug you.

“Thank you for making me the happiest man alive!” he cries with shimmering eyes. He’s already trying to make plans of romantic get aways, perhaps Paris for a first date, or the finest restaurant Akatsuka has to offer? You have to calm him down and you two plan out a more realistic date.

The gears of love have begun to turn. :)

Choromatsu:

Honestly he will be initially pretty intimidated by your appearance and how you act. There’s a part of him that admires you for your toughness. He always tries to act like the straight man but is brushed aside for being “lame” and “Chorofappyski,” so he wishes he could be tough like you.

His first interaction will probably be pretty curt with you, but over time he’ll loosen up and chat politely with you. He’ll soon realize that you aren’t really some scary punk, but a tender soul? He’s a bit surprised but he’s relieved, he find this news extremely comforting and will be more relaxed with you.

If you’re touched starved and it shows, he would actually be happy to accommodate. He typically doesn’t like being too touchy with people he doesn’t know, but you’re an exception. He would be too nervous to initiate touches, but if you wanted to give him a hug, lean against him, etc, he’d let you!

Honestly at this stage of friendship he would be content. Choromatsu would look at your relationship and be thankful that he wasn’t foolish enough to pass judgement on you based off your appearances and got to know you. He was really happy to have you, a scary looking marshmallow, in his life. He would undeniably have a crush on you, but there’s no way you would like this rising NEET otaku, right?

“Y/N has a crush on you! It’s so obvious!”

Wait. Did he hear that right?

If it was one of his brothers, he’d tell them to knock it off, they’re just friends! If it was anyone else, he would deny it. No way, why would a person like them like him?

But the thought has been planted in his mind and he can’t think straight. What’s gonna happen? He likes you but what does he do? Maybe he should just act like he didn’t hear anything. Yeah, that sounds good, you two can keep being friends, he likes being friends, right?

Would not bring this up in conversation ever, he would take this time to see if there were any signs of you having a crush on him. (If he does see one, he’ll convince himself that it’s not true tbh. If you blush and do the classic arm touch flirt? He’ll think “it’s because they’re friendly, not because they like me!” His mental gymnastics are incredible.)

If you confess to Choromatsu, he’ll be surprised and flush red.

“Me? Are you sure?” he’ll be too caught off guard to even process the joy he feels, his face screams anxiety until he confirms that you actually like him. Then the corner of his lips will turn sharply into a “v” as he gushes that he’s actually liked you for a bit, but he never expected to get this far! The next time you two hang out, should it be like good old times or an actual date?

If you don’t confess, Choromatsu will overthink things until it started to affect how he interacts with you. He starts to act a bit more stiff and distant, the usual hugs that you two shared regularly now felt like hugging a board. Choro will keep up this attitude until you finally confront him about it.

He feels awful that he made you worry about your friendship, he’ll confess that he heard from someone that you had a crush on him and that he wasn’t sure how to proceed, he likes you but he doesn’t want to ruin an already amazing thing.

After you chastise him for not telling you about this problem, you tell him that the rumor is true, but there’s no pressure to return the feelings.

He nearly interrupts you, rushing to say “no no! I really do like you, it’s just that—” and he turns red at how casually those words tumbled out of his mouth. He clears his throat before continuing with “I do like you, I just don’t know if I deserve you?”

You have to tell this goon that if you like him, and if he likes you, what’s wrong with that? And he deserves so much more than he allows himself to!

After this reaffirmation, Choromatsu’s tension disappears from him and he nods.

“I’m sorry for making you worry, do you still want to…” he pauses, swallowing thickly. “…go out with me?”

You hug him and say yes, silly, you liked him, it was apparently so evident that other people were picking up on it! You go in to hug him out of habit, and you’re delighted when the hug is just like you remembered it, comfortable and without an ounce of stiffness.

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捧げもの

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Jyushimatsu icon set!!

Find the others here

Oso / Kara / Choro / Ichi / Jyushi / Todo

-Mod Ichi

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So if you guys read any AO3 fics, then you may have stumbled upon Lost and Found. I usually am not a fan of long fics or poly, but lemme tell you that I sat down and read all 60+ chapters in one sitting and thoroughly enjoyed it. Here’s my attempt at drawing a scene that was a delight to read. (❁´◡`❁)

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have some more old art

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What’s something the Matsuno Brothers can’t stand in a S/O?

Osomatsu: Narcissism. I know, I know… it seems a bit hypocritical because Osomatsu is a bit of a narcissistic. But someone who really thinks so highly of themselves to the point where it’s selfish and disgusting, he can’t stand it. That’s why he doesn’t stand Totoko’s shit when she begs for attention in the episode, “The Cutie Next Door.” 

Karamatsu: Fraud. He’s a gentle and giving man, he loves to make people happy as long as it’s genuine and love. But if his S/O was a fraud, and was using his kindness as an advantage to get what they want, he would be heartbroken and break it off immediately. 

Choromatsu: Apathy. Choromatsu can’t stand it if his S/O won’t support him through his projects and hard work and just diss him off. He’ll feel like he’s being avoided on purpose and gets a bit annoyed by their careless nature. He would rather stay as friends, sorry. 

Ichimatsu: Being pushy. He goes at his own pace but doesn’t mind it if their S/O insists to get him out of his comfort zone to try new things. But if it were constant and they get angry at him and make him guilty is something he can’t stand. He would be living in fear and guilt if that were to happen. 

Jyushimatsu: Indecisiveness. Jyushimatsu always does what he wants to do. And if his S/O is there to refuse or not refuse, it would make things a bit more complicated. He would be patient with them for a bit before he starts to get a bit annoyed from the lack of decision being made. He would rather stay as friends if you can’t make an immediate decision when he has alot of plans up his sleeves.

Todomatsu: Timidity. Todomatsu loves to buy trendy clothes and post pictures on social media. So if his S/O is a bit shy and refuses to get into his outfits and pictures, he’ll respect that. But after a long time, and you still refuse to trust him with his reassurance, he’ll start to get annoyed.