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Imagine if Karamatsu was the most flexible, with Osomatsu being the least.

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Karamatsu would try to act cool by fighting a bee and get stung.

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Osomatsu thinks free running and parkour are super cool. He yells “PARKOUR” every time he jumps over a puddle or off a curb. But really, he sucks ass at it and is constantly falling on his ass. Whenever he does manages to pull off a stunt, even if it’s not particularly impressive, he gets that smirk on his face and does his signature nose rub.

Although the other brothers don’t know it, thanks to his cat-like balance and reflexes, Ichimatsu is actually good at free running/parkour.

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What if Karamatsu had problems feeling physical pain. Like he wasn't completely numb to it, but it takes a lot to hurt him

((Holy crap! Can you say “new head canon”?))

This would explain why Karamatsu is so tolerant of all the abuse his brothers put him through. I mean, he fell off the roof in episode 14 and didn’t seem to be in much pain, despite how badly he was clearly injured.I’d like to add to this and say even though Karamatsu doesn’t feel physical pain that well, he is still sensitive to extreme temperatures, especially the cold.

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An AU where Choromatsu finally snaps and murders all of his brothers. They end up coming back as ghosts and haunting him for the rest of his life. He never fapped in peace again. Ever.

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you think ichi would keep a scrapbook of cats hes seen? like, hed put take pictures of them and put em in there with like a nickname or something, like "tabby" or "soxs (im bad at pet names sorry)

I absolutely love this idea. I can see Ichimatsu stealing Kara’s camera to take pictures of all his feline friends, or sketching/writing down descriptions of them. And don’t worry, I’m pretty sure Ichi isn’t the most creative when it comes to naming his cats either. He’d keep the book hidden from all his brother except maybe Jyushi. Of course, he wouldn’t need it to tell them all apart. It’d be more for the memories.  

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Although I made my own post about it, how do you think each of the sextuplets would hug a girl?

((Oh jeez these boys are all train wrecks when it comes to interacting with girls but here we go. I’m gonna be under the assumption the girl offered the hug.))

Osomatsu would surprised by their willingness to hug him, but no less enthusiastic. He’d wrap him arms all the way around her and give a good squeeze possibly copping a feel of her ass. Also, he’s one of those people who holds a hug just a little too long for most people’s comfort. He’d makes some comment about how soft her boobs were after, because this man has no tact or social grace.

Karamatsu would greet her with open arms, and she’d take it as an offer to hug him. He’d rather caught off guard by the contact for a good 2 or 3 seconds, then he ever so gently reciprocate. He’d be extremely careful not to hug back too tightly but end up barely using strength at all. Afterwards he’d be a flustered blushing mess, but still try to play it off by messing with his bangs and babbling out some super painful lines.

Choromatsu would make way too big of a deal out of a simple hug. He’d be stiff (in more ways than one) and it would last no more than 2 seconds at most. He’d been holding his breath ever since they offered and would almost pass out from lack of oxygen and blood cell to his brain.

Ichimatsu, although he’d act pretty stoic towards the offer, would be extremely nervous about being so close to someone especially a girl. His side of the hug would be lazy but careful, and actually rather pleasant. They only side of his internal freaking out with be his increasingly sweat forehead and hands.

Jyushimatsu would immediately embrace her with such force he’d lift her off the ground. An easy feat for the strongest of the brother no matter who it is. He’s squeeze her and possibly swing her around with enough force leave her winded. He’d definitely apologize afterward though. He was just so excited and doesn’t know his own strength sometimes.

Todomatsu hugs girls like they hug each other. He’s perfected the technique through close observation of his female acquaintances. He’s maintains conversation throughout, is firm but not overly so, and never holds it for more than 5 seconds. Sometimes he’ll lift up one of his legs for the cuteness factor.

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imagine osomatsu jyushimatsu and karamatsu love the show ed edd eddy

I definitely see Osomatsu and Jyushimatsu loving that show. I feel Karamatsu would start watching it in an attempt to find common ground for him and his brothers to talk about.

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Body headcanons: I headcanon that oso, choro and todo are all chubby (choro the least and oso the most) kara and ichi are weak little sticks (ichi wouldn't even eat he'd give it all to his cats) and jyushi is FUCKING RIPPED

Oh man, these are super cute!! (I completely agree with your Jyushi head canon btw)

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((Okay I’m sitting down right now to answer asks. I am so sorry for this unreasonably long hiatus))

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((Hoping to start posting again soon. Sorry for this weird hiatus))

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((I’m really sorry for the recent inactivity. I just haven’t been hit by the inspiration brick in a while))

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so opposite jyushi is ... jotaro kujo ...

I guess?? I actually haven’t watched JJBA yet. Oh man but I kind of want to draw a JoJo Jyushi now!

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Omg wait, what about opposite personalities of the bros? It just happened suddenly (for like a day, not permanently) and they're acting like their complete opposite? How would each of them act with their different personality?

Ooh opposite personalities huh? Let’s see here.

Osomatsu would suddenly start acting like an actual adult, and do, you know, adult things: Get a job, learn to drive, that stuff.

Karamatsu would act like a fusion of Osomatsu and Ichimatsu, except with out the whole cat thing. He’d just laze about and have zero concern for what people thought of him. His wardrobe would normalize too. No more glitter pants or color contacts.

Choromatsu would be totally mellow and chill. Like nothing would get under his skin.

Ichimatsu would go out and make friends! With real people! He’d be happy and cheerful. He’d laugh and smile in the most genuine way. It would be adorable in the most unsettling way.

Jyushimatsu’s whole demeanor would feel threatening and ominous. He’d be serious and scowl and be really quiet.

Todomatsu would turn into a manly man. Like the most masculine guy you’ve ever seen with such an extremely feminine body. It would probably be hilarious to see him try to act tough.

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Would Osomatsu still be afraid of Tougou coming back? And what would he and his brothers do if they ran into him again?

I’m actually really stoked to get an ask about this. I’ve been think about a headcanon concerning the whole Tougou incident. 

After the fact Osomatsu became paranoid about locking doors and windows, to a borderline compulsive degree. He can’t leave the house with triple checking. He also became extremely cautious with new people in the house. He’d often excuse himself to his room for the duration of any new comers’ visits. 

All the while the memory of the experience haunted him. He tried for years to forget about the whole thing and eventually he did. He managed to completely suppress the memory. Too well in fact. He had locked away the memory so deep in his subconscious that he literally can’t remember. His nervous habits stuck with him though.

However, if someone were to ever confront him about it directly and try to bluntly remind him of it, he’d completely break down. He’d have flashes of the events and start to half remember in the midst of a volatile panic attack. Calming him down would not be easy but he’d end up wearing himself out and fall asleep. He’d wake up and act like nothing happened with no memory of freaking out and still no memory of Tougou.

So to answer your question for specifically, Osomatsu can’t worry about stuff he can’t remember. But if they ever did encountered Tougou again it would not be a pretty sight.

It all makes me rather sad to think about… Poor guy.

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Who out of all the brothers would have a ddlg kink tho?

Definitely Osomatsu, with a doubt. Maybe Karamatsu as well, but super lowkey.

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Imagine if Choromatsu was born in an egg, but also born first. Then Osomatsu and Karamatsu were born, but in between Karamatsu’s and Ichimatsu’s birth Chormatsu was fully hatched. That’s why he’s considered the third son.