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that just sounds like me

Listening to Skeleta is such a ride towards the end of the album, the last 4 songs go like this:

Missilia Amori — cumshots! I’m aiming for right between the eyes

Marks of the Evil One — the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are coming and their evil is spreading throughout the land

Umbra — I’m going to fuck you right here in this chapel, on the altar

Excelsis — The loss of a loved one is painful but always remember that the journey of life is more important than the end of it so go out there and enjoy life goddamnit

He just flips between 2 states of existence: existential dread & ~horny~

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my parents were talking abt me and i didn't hear anything until my mom said "she's in her room with perpetua" and i shouted "HUH?"

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happy borthday!!!!!!!

terzo & omega wishing me a happy bday 🥺💜🖤

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Reblog to hug prev

Please

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awkward,,,

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You think he's done crryyyyying???

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HAHAHAHA

“The stand user could be anyone..!”

The stand user:

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SCREAMS REALLY LOUD AND REALLY GAYLY

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!! ITS HERE!!!!!!!! I HAVE HELD HIM IN MY HANDS AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he will now watch me when i sleep lmfao

will be contacting one of my punk friends for help with the patches

the incessant giggling is back muahahah

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WHAT THE HELL IS "/handjob"

I'm going to kill you /gen /srs /pos /actionable /handjob

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HAHAHA

me watching the rats video about seven times in a row so i can see cardinal dancing like a silly little autistic man because i dance like that when i'm really into the music and nobody is around

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i'll taste it for you and find out

What lipstick is it though?

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need this man like peanut butter needs jelly

I’m so normal about him

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today I got approved for receiving food stamps. I am so unbelievably happy. I went to the grocery store, I was very nervous the whole time but the food stamps card I got worked perfectly. I have so much delicious food and I'm so overjoyed and relieved

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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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there are so many people who like my stuff that have perpetua pfps and i just want to politely say tjank you for that little defibrillator shock every time i see one of yall i am actively having a mini heart attack

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also me listening to the dance macabre video and literally saying (and i quote) "oh, the mastering is so bad... i love it..."

me watching the rats video about seven times in a row so i can see cardinal dancing like a silly little autistic man because i dance like that when i'm really into the music and nobody is around