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gideon nav from the locked tomb for a week!

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Sorry for Sarpedon posting once again but he is honestly just one of the funniest minor characters in The Locked Tomb to me. When I was first trying to write him and John I think I mischaracterised him as being a bit too reserved, because in the one very small moment we see of him in canon jesus christ does this man have balls of absolute steel for some reason.

He’s not only willing, but READY to throw down with a Literal immortal, one of god’s own living breathing SAINTS in a (sci-fi) parking lot. He’s met Mercy before, knows she doesn’t like him, he knows she will not hesitate to viciously have it out with him without even the vaguest of second thoughts—but squares up with her anyway.

You would fully assume high ranking cohort officers would almost have a level of respect and reverence for lyctors second only to god himself, but in that scene it’s crystal fucking clear he absolutely trusts HIMSELF to have John’s personal best interests in mind ABOVE her??

This man is both outrageously fucking brazen and like, more than a little insane

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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FIVE DAYS LEFT TO SIGN UP FOR ALECTOPAUSE THE NINTH an exquisite corpse collaborative fic!!!

We thus far have 30 signups for 29 chapters, and could use just a few more people, especially those who are interested in pinch hitting or beta reading. 500 word minimum, writing from July 6-Aug 31st, sign-up, prompts, and rules linked in the original post!

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Mourning book one Griddlehark. We'll never get that dynamic back.

[mayasaura]

so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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She wants that cookie soooooo bad

[mayasaura]

>> checks the temperature

>> feels like 110°f/43°c

>> I love having an outdoor job

[mayasaura]

More pashlecto because people seemed to like it (which surprised me!) and I do what I want. Also thanks to the person that reblogged my last post as #pashlecto I had no idea what to call the ship name and that's honestly perfect.

[mayasaura]

nona the ninth

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Character, book, and author names under the cut

Eric "Bitty" Bittle - Check, Please! by Ngozi Ukazu

Wei Wuxian- Mo Dao Zu Shi/Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji- Mo Dao Zu Shi/Grand Master of Demonic Cultivation by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

Neil Josten and Andrew Minyard- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic

Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus- The Locked Tomb by Tamsyn Muir

Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus- The Locked Tomb by Tamsyn Muir

Gideon Nav- The Locked Tomb by Tamsyn Muir

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Susie Kissing Sally by Virginia artist Susan Singer

http://susansingerart.blogspot.com/

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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

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but most of all. she's my poor little meow meow. my darlingest evil pathetic woman.

going insane over dedra meero. she's a war criminal. she's a victim of domestic violence. she's a word-class propagandist and evil mastermind. she's splattered across the glass ceiling like a bug on a windshield. she's responsible for hundreds of thousands of atrocities, big and small, and she will never see justice because the fascist machine is indiscriminate in whom it grinds to paste to grease its wheels

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BUT HER EMAILS. WAS THAT A FUCKING. DID THEY DO THAT. ON PURPOSE.

free my girl she did all that but I'm a prison abolishionist