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The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

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Ouch haha oops I think that was- ouch my ego, Watch out! Oof, I think that might have bruised-

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Please tell me which Batman video game to play if I’m looking for Batfam and/or robins content

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I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

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White people love killing and eating each other they don't even have to be that hungry they'll just get lost somewhere and there literally is food and they're like oh nooo I guess I'm gonna have to kill and eat one of you haha damnnn

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

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This game’s dialogue is what I aspire to become

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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

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(non-exhaustive) list of things luo binghe has gotten jealous over in increasing order of absurdity:

liu qingge

yue qingyuan

gongyi xiao

zhuzhi-lang

shang qinghua

himself (alternate universe)

the ladies that try to set him up while binghe is de-aged

madam meiyin

liu mingyan

the three nuns

tianlang-jun

ning yingying

ming fan

mobei jun

the stair sweeper

himself (younger version - dream)

himself (younger version - past self)

himself (younger version - temporarily de-aged self)

all of qing jing mountain peak

all of cang qiong mountain sect

the entire cultivation world

the entire human race

the entire demon race

himself (literally just himself)

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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mr. milchick: this is the tallest waterfall on the planet

the innies:

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I will never forgive miraculous ladybug’s execution for failing the premise so badly ㅠ.ㅠ it had so much potential I wish I could literally just pass the rights to a handful of fan content creators and let them start over

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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This one youtuber is making polls asking who would win between Arthur Morgan and different insanely powerful characters and he keeps winning until it gets to Tuberculosis. Reason being because he can't use deadeye on it.

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i know i’ve posted a lot of rdr2 stuff today and i’m not gonna apologize