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Nobara to Gojo, upon meeting Yuji and Megumi for the first time: I know it’s early days, but are we the stupidest so far?

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*Gojo and Nanami during a mission*

Gojo: Why don’t you talk to me at the beginning of missions?

Nanami: What?

Gojo: I always say, “Hello, Nanami!”

Nanami: Yeah?

Gojo: You never say, “Hello,” back.

Nanami: It’s not the mission, isn’t it? The mission isn’t, “Say hello to Gojo.”

*moment of silence*

Gojo, sad: It’d be nice, though.

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Second-year Shoko, watching Gojo and Geto from afar: Powerful homoeroticism. I really enjoyed it.

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Kenjaku: Hello, little Mahito!

Mahito: Hello!

Kenjaku: What would you most like to find in a lovely field?

Mahito: Bare with me on this one. It's a dead body.

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*Gojo telling Nanami how he got Megumi from Toji*

Gojo: I haggled for him. Toji, he said 10,000,000 yens. I said 1,000,000. He said 10,000,000. I said 5,000,000. He said 10,000,000. So I payed 10,000,000 yens for Megumi here.

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*Gojo doing some random shit*

Gojo: It was blind panic!

Nanami: It didn't look like blind panic, it looked like fairly structured torture