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(In the Fade after Rook disrupted the ritual) Rook: Can I ask questions? Solas: You may ask me one. Rook: Are you a child of divorce? Solas: ...
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Walker: It doesn't matter how ornate the grandfather clock is, the pendulum draws the eye.
Yelena:
Ava:
Bob:
Alexei:
Bucky:
Walker: What?
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Solas: Is 'Rook' your real name? Rook: Is any name real, 'Solas'?
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Bill *in jail*: I assume you have questions
Stan: I don’t, but I’ve made several judgments
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Amos: Can you drive, Sadie? Sadie, looking into the camera: I can drive people crazy :D
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Friend B: I mean... There's some sexual tension between you.
Andrew: What's that got to do with it?
Ashley: It's not tension we're very happy.
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Vanessa, sliding Zora a drink: It's all alcoholic, it's all natural.
Zora: So your main selling point is 'It's all alcoholic'?
Vanessa: [winks] Yeah.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2599
Suspicious. (Dialogue from Taskmaster.)
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Gabby: I assume you all have questions.
Zag: I don’t, but I’ve made several judgments.
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Carina: I am a valuable member of this team. I am powerful. I am creative. I am assertive. I am beautiful. I am a sexy badass bitch.
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Solas: (conducting his ritual) What would you do, Varric? Varric: I'd contact local elves. Then I'd use a different way of working out— Solas: (sarcastic) Oh, the old "different way" method! I didn't think of that!
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Walker, about his relationship with Bucky: It's... what would you call it?
Walker: Platonic arousal?
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Bellara: Why would anyone want to hurt Lucanis?
Davrin: Because they met him?
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Johnny: My feelings are changeable, but intense.
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Elenwen: Why would someone want to hurt Ancano?
Ondolemar: Cause they met him?
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Ashley: He's a desperate, nervous, twitch of a man. But he's all mine.
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