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I should also mention I definitely would not recognize every single person I deliver mail to. Far from it...

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You know, I get that a lot... "You look familiar." Not sure why.

If it helps figure things out, my delivery route covers Village Bridge, Lacunosa Town, and on busy days, parts of Opelucid City.

MY MAIL CARRIER?!

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Your mail carrier...?

Oh. Are you on my route? I can't say I recognize you, but I guess it's possible.

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your not-girlfriend who offered to kiss you

She was kidding!

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MY MAIL CARRIER?!

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Your mail carrier...?

Oh. Are you on my route? I can't say I recognize you, but I guess it's possible.

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Is that your girlfriend

Wh— no?! Aurelia's my friend! And a girl. But not my girlfriend!

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... ... ...ANYWAY. What have you all been up to??

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You're a. I'm. Goodbye!

I went out to BREAKFAST with some FRIENDS this morning! It was SUPER AWESOME!!

...Well. Hanging out with MY FRIENDS was awesome, I wasn't actually that impressed by the FOOD...

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WHAT

I mean. I. Umm. I. If you... offered? Then?? Maybe???

But not with the knowledge I have now! What if I got a breakfast and it sucked?! I'm quite satisfied with my spaghetti brunch!

I went out to BREAKFAST with some FRIENDS this morning! It was SUPER AWESOME!!

...Well. Hanging out with MY FRIENDS was awesome, I wasn't actually that impressed by the FOOD...

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YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

I went out to BREAKFAST with some FRIENDS this morning! It was SUPER AWESOME!!

...Well. Hanging out with MY FRIENDS was awesome, I wasn't actually that impressed by the FOOD...

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It was noon! I'd already had breakfast!

I went out to BREAKFAST with some FRIENDS this morning! It was SUPER AWESOME!!

...Well. Hanging out with MY FRIENDS was awesome, I wasn't actually that impressed by the FOOD...

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My spaghetti was pretty good 😋

I went out to BREAKFAST with some FRIENDS this morning! It was SUPER AWESOME!!

...Well. Hanging out with MY FRIENDS was awesome, I wasn't actually that impressed by the FOOD...

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Zorks are cool!

Ehhhhhhhhhh

If you squint and get hit by a piano

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You fucks are obsessed with zoroark

kinda embarrassing ngl

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mmm my cheese #mycheese

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Happy pride! Lesbians deserve swords

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Remember that your local MAILMEN work VERY HARD and to say "THANK YOU MR. [OR MS. OR MRS. OR MX.] MAILMAN."

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"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works