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how to get close to people for beginners

getting close to people strategies

first time getting close to people walkthrough

techniques for getting close to people

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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

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If you anoy me your spirit is sick. You have evil secreted within ygou.

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I want my funeral to have a merch table. Lil badge pins with a text saying "weird uncle funeral" or some shit, wristbands and all. Black t-shirts with a print of my tombstone text on it in white gothy typeface. On the back of the shirt is a portrait of me as a crudely drawn skeleton, burning in hell.

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i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

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forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

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Basicaly lately im trying to use serenity to accept the things i can't change & other shit such as that

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i could be your ugly boyfriend i love wikipedia and car seat headrest and i have strong opinions about everything

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Yeah I have trauma about it but unfortunately it's a really stupid thing to have trauma about. Yeah honestly if it had happened in a different way at a different time it would have been completely fine and normal. Yeah man like it was just a total confluence of circumstance and now my brain has an allergy against it. Yeah like a peanut allergy but stupider.

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puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

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one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

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Portal - Mia Bergeron

American, b. 1979   - 

Oil on panel , 8 x 10 in.