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Update: The Bastard has turned 2, and finds no greater sense of fulfillment than when he is biting the toes of his masters.
I give my little boy a kiss. "Bastard" I whisper lovingly
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#when I'm explaining myself to the priest in the confessional#about the stolen traffic cones#i can only imagine the dissapointed sigh from that poor poor man#and my heart fills with guilt#not giving them back though#shitpost
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I'm SO using this.
After enough break ins and bar fights a bartender has learned that it is actually a lot cheaper to just get mimics to be his tables than to replace them constantly. They also make for one hell of a security
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If anyone has any ideas for deepest darkest secrets for NPCs, I would be very grateful
This week, the druid utilized a magic notebook that shows her the deepest darkest secret of any new character she meets to deduce that she had already met a character who the party thought was familiar
She also has been haggling with the other party members to exchange the secrets she finds for shiny objects
#there are only so many child-murderers and cultists I can throw in before it gets mundane#the genasi learnt a guard was closeted gay and tried to set him up with a very straight fighter PC#she is going to cause so much mayhem#and i think I'm gonna let her#but yeah please give me more ideas than “is scared of the dark” and “monster fucker”
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This week, the druid utilized a magic notebook that shows her the deepest darkest secret of any new character she meets to deduce that she had already met a character who the party thought was familiar
She also has been haggling with the other party members to exchange the secrets she finds for shiny objects
#this genasi might actually be a crow#she will do anything to get her pretty shinies#dnd things#dungeon master#rpg#roleplaying games#fantasy
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My d&d party keeps failing their nature checks, so they have no clue that they are incubating a phoenix egg.
#dnd things#dungeon master#d&d#roleplaying games#fantasy#they already have had to stop someone from eating it#the druid better keep her pet mr otter away from it
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The bastard in question:
I give my little boy a kiss. "Bastard" I whisper lovingly
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I give my little boy a kiss. "Bastard" I whisper lovingly
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In the grand scheme of things, I am a young blonk in the great blink of life
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There was some lady at the drive through that arrived at 7:59:59pm by the skin of her teeth and she was already was having a bad day so I helped her. Another person drove up behind her and she peeked out her window and told them we're closed
2nd car gave us both the stink eye and drove off
I appreciate you, Holly
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