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i kiss boys

"for free?"

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absolutely incredible shit going on in circles of the internet I don’t even know about

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me when i almost misclicked and tagged something hot twink instead of hot take</3

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hey im a normal person i dont like se hinton but i love the outsiders

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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A young man stands in his living room. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2019, is the day of his friends' wedding.

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wheres that one sad reaction meme of like a drawn cat?? maybe like person??? whos like like has some question marks and then more question marks and then is tearing up? i need that, thats me

me when boyfriend and partner gone till Friday

:(((

no gay?????

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guys im gonna die (dramatic)

so my lights are off and im trying toput a bandaid on my finger and i need to open it so i hold my phone in my mouth so the flash light is lighting up my finger

an ant flew i to my mouth

and its a male alate so hes small and im not sure i spit him out??? ans like im spitring repeatesly inroa napkin i dont feel crawling i probably got him but i don't think i saw an ant in my spir dear lord

i usually love ants but you can love something and not want its entirety in your mouth un

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AC: :33 < who wants to purrtend to be ants in an ant colony with me

AC: :33 < rp purrompt is we reached the center of the planet. now what?

AT: s C U R R Y

AA: D I G

CC: W O R K

AC: :33 < M E L T

GC: GUYS MY SCR33N R34D3R DO3SNT L1K3 TH3 SP4C3S 4ND 4LSO TH3YR3 M4K1NG TH3 T3XT T4ST3 W31RD

AC: :33 < oh shit.

AC: :33 < ADAPT

AA: ADAPT

AT: aDAPT

CC: INCLUSION

AC: :33 < LOVE

GC: Y44444Y D1GS HOL3

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me when boyfriend and partner gone till Friday

:(((

no gay?????

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More of my Cecil for you guys! I'm obsessed with drawing him now.

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KANAYA: Karkat Im A Lesbian

KARKAT: WHAT?

JUNE: karkat, i'm a lesbian too.

KARKAT: IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS COMIC WHO LOVES MEN?

DAVE:

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do u think he has a shot

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my bg3 playthrough is so funny

cus a transman dragonborn bard abandoned in the woods and rasied by all the creatures of the woods. the birds taught him to sing like hes some disney princess but yet he became charismatic bard in balders gate cus he left the woods at 16 to pursue music and ended up in a bard's guild called chemical romances ended up being kidnapped by mindflayers. saved everyone including a random dog and fucking owl bear cub?????????

gets seduced by a vampire but only cus his bleeding dragon heart just thinks he must be so lonely because of all threats, hates goblins??? so much???? wants to eat a goblin???????

originally also wanted to see if he could sleep with the mindflayer but accidentally fell for the tragic vampire, with this "i can fix him" mentality helps the poor boy see himself and figure out what the poem is got so distracted in helping halsin he forgot to get iron for Karlach and the tiefling left so now he can sleep, is the only one to not judge shadowheart or really anyone cus bro has no quarrel with any religion cus he was in the woods for 16 year hes doesn't care what god you worship, he doesn't worship any gods cus he didn't learn about any religion until he was 16 and figures if hes suited this well without gods he really doesn't need one now

(he also was briefly invited to a dragonborn clan so he understands how those work but he left because he got bored)

and now all these people in his party act like hes some hero but he just wants these people to be his friends cus he hates being lonely (cus yk, raised in the woods)

also he really likes the parasites cus he likes people actually trusting him and all these people like him now and powers are just a benefit, qnd yk if he grew tentcales maybe thats be a cool new look

this is him btw:

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my issue is i also do this for english memes i need everyone to reword everything into a way that makes sense cus im autistic and also have reading comprehension issues<\3

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry