mentallysusfrogs

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thes the season to be jolly happy summr

look at the cool car

its cool

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it was not lit af B)

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we are not the mentally sus frogs anymore, we are currently the widely feared Covid Crew B)

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Good evening, somebody in the gc wrote (or potentially stole) this obama x perry x satan fanfic and I wanted you guys to appreciate this work of art

Satan shoves perry against the wall with a malicious look in his eyes. Perry whimpers in pain but he can feel his traitorous cock go hard. Satan smirks “You like that don’t you?” 

“N-no get of me!” Perry stammers (goddamn this is sounding rapey) Satan ignores him and thrusts his waist towards him. Perry can’t take it anymore and lets out a loud whimper. Satan is getting rougher and rougher, causing perry’s head to repeatedly bang against the wall. "Hdjdjssjhksjdh" says Perry, meaning 'go to hell' in platypus. Just as Satan was slowing down in exhaustion the door swung open. In the sunlight coming from the open door, you could just make out the silloute of Obama. “Hey Satan, i'm going to the shops-” He stops dead in his tracks when he sees what is in front of him.- Satan panting, out of breath and Perry the platypus falling to the ground then doing the uwu because they're fucking furries. Perry the platypus nuzzles Satan's bulgie wulgie and they rub their dicks together because they're fucking gay PERIODT. OBAMA ENTERS THE ROOM WITH A HYDRO FLASK AND A BUNCH OF SCRUNCHIES AND GOES "SKSKSKKSKS CAN I JOIN SKSKSKSSM"

SO HE JOINS AND THEY ALL OWO UWU NUZZLE AND AFTER THAT THEY SMOKE WEED AND HAVE GAY SEX THE END GAY SEX IS THE BEST SEX

I will also be posting my very sexy wife's voice acting of it if I find a way to do so because it's fucking epic thank you for reading

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i can't wait for spring

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februagy willbe lit asf

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any sugar mommies in my area

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can someone read me the communist manifesto while i drift off into sleep

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the sun is too hot today holy shit why are stars so horny in january that makes no sense

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penguins skiing

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we are dying

but the likes keep coming

the notifications will never end

keeping us alive

is the heart

famous

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happy new year tumblr followers i am here to announce i will be more insane than before in 2022 so prepare mentally for that

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not letting this tumblr page die not yet!!

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today i will wear my white button down

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did any of us literally just post a keysmash or did I just not see it in the first place