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[meyobe]

Pretty privilege… no Mc privilege Pt. 3

Diavolo

Mc can make him feel like a normal demon .

He knows that everyone walks around egg shells around him.

Everyone expect Mc.

Mc just see him as a demon trying his best to make everything around him better.

Ever since Mc came to the devildom he feels like a weight has lifted off his shoulders.

He gets to be the child he was forced to leave behind.

Mc wants to go see a concert? He’s making sure they have pit seats.( shout-out Eras tour)

Mc is talking about their childhood and place called Chuck-E-Cheese? He canceled his plans and got stuck trying to go into the play place.

Mc talks about toys they couldn’t get as a child? He buys the toys in bulk then gives them away to donate.

All his life he’s been looking for some sort of normalcy.

With Mc he feels like a regular demon.

No rules, no stress, and no expectations.

He loves Mc plans because they are so spontaneous and wild.

No one has ever took the time to show him a new world.

He hopes one day to be as carefree as Mc.

Barbatos

Mc can make him believe in a different outcome.

He has spent his entire life living up to a certain model.

To be the perfect butler, the perfect demon.

Never out of line and well behaved.

He lives the same life year after year.

But if he’s learned anything from Mc it’s that, it’s okay to see the beauty. 

Mc has open his eyes to finding the good in situations or believing there is more to look for.

Considering his is an all knowing being, knowing how situation will end, who will perish, and what will diminish.

He doesn’t believe in lying by having faith.

Not when he knows the stone cold truth.

But it’s different now, with Mc.

He’s thankful that Mc can give him faith .

Mc points out how beautiful death is and will be? He’s always thought of it of something humans are scared of.

Mc rushes over to an old women to help her cross the road? He watches from afar, basking in what humanity means.

He never understood watching that star. Until Mc explained each one of them has a story to tell. He’s asks himself what stories?

He will never truly understand how Mc can think so positively even in bad situations.

Even when all hope seems lost.

But, it isn’t because it’s something they learned.

Rather how they were born.

Finding the beauty is what it means to be human.

Something he’ll never get to be, but he feels close to human with Mc.

Solomon

Mc’s safety is his main priority.

He is a very busy guy that does very dangerous work.

Running errands for his experiments, Missions for Diavolo,partying with Asmo.

He helps himself over anyone else, except for Mc.

He feels sane with Mc.

Not like he is a powerful sorcerer with 72 pacts, but like a teenager talking with his crush.

Mc makes him feel seen.

So in exchange, he’ll protect them until he can’t.

Mc needs help from a creep following them but he’s currently trying to tame an experiment that went wrong? He was playing a round before but now you need to go.

Mc’s found themselves lost on the streets of devildom? Just say on the phone with him I til he finds you.

Mc is going to the human world on a mission? He’s going to join Mc just to make sure their safe.

He see Mc as an extension of himself.

So full of life.

He may be existing forever but with Mc he is alive.

Hes going to protect the nature of their relationship before anything else.

Wishing that one day they’ll see him the same way.

Simeon

He will always understand.

Mc is a very important person that’s mending the 3 worlds.

He understands the stress of it all.

Mc didn’t choose to be picked for the exchange program .

He will always listen with no judgment.

He only ever wishing for peace in your life.

Mc is feeling lost? He’s right there to remind you of your meaning.

Mc gets upset about how different their life could’ve been? He agrees and tells you it unfair.

Mc is scared of what happens from here on out? He’ll be there every step of the way.

No matter how many times Mc chooses the brothers over him, he’ll always welcome them back home.

Because, he knows what you mean to everyone.

He will spend his time trying to give Mc the pieces of their life back that they lost due to the Devildom.

He makes sure Mc knows their work isn’t for nothing.

He’ll tell stories to the children in the Celestial Realm about Mc and all they achieved.

He only hopes one day Mc will pick him over his former brothers.

Luke

Mc can change his mind.

He views Mc as an equal.

Someone worth his respect. Unlike the nasty demons.

He listens very closely to Mc’s words.

Always trying to stand out amongst the demons.

He cares and wants to see Mc happy.

Even if it means playing nice.

Mc tells him to stop fighting around with Mammon? He looks at Mammon and tells him he’s s lucky Mc is here.

Mc wants him to try a dessert he isn’t fond of? He chugs it down with the biggest smile.

Mc needs to stop by store that’s said to be haunted by ghost? What, ofc he’s not staying outside!!! It’s not too scary, he needs to be there to protect Mc.

Don’t get it wrong though, as soon as Mc turns their back he sticks his tongue at Mammon.

He also spitting the dessert out. (He feels so sorry about it)

As soon has he gets to Purgatory Hall, he’s telling Simeon how creepy the store was.

Yes, he’s an angel but very more of an angel with Mc.

He stand by Mc and believes they do no wrong.

A/n: i honestly hate this sm especially Simeon’s part. I might redo this.

As for the other undateables, I’m only on lesson 30. It might be months before I meet them😭.

Ik i said i hate this, but don’t bash me. 🙏

[meyobe]

could you do obey me boys with a professional volleyball player mc? 🤫 like they enter at RAD's volleyball team and are absolutely SLAYING o smth like that

A/n: Im making Mc hella op when it comes to volleyball. Mc for world domination 2023.

These are also play offs of the brother before I personally think it’s more entertaining. You’ll be of the boss of that though.!

Lucifer

It had only been a month since Mc had been ( abducted ) from their home.

It had been only a month and you’re already disobeying him.

Mc’s schedule was HOL-RAD-HOL.

As soon as that last bell rang MC was meant to go straight to HOL with the company of Mammon.

Yet, Lucifer found Mammon coming home alone and asked where MC was.

Turns out Mc had been paying off Mammon to drop them off at the gym for practice and pick them up before Lucifer came home.

He wondered where Mc got the nerve while he was on his way to the gym.

He busted open the gym door.

Only to see Mc diving into over the out of bounds line and hit the ball behind them and over the net and score a point.

( think that nishinoya scene from haikyu)

Mc was cheering with their team before feeling a familiar gaze on them.

“I see you’ve made yourself acquainted with the volleyball team.” His words were harsh and cold

Just as you were about to speak.

“ If you wanted to join extra curricular activities, you should’ve just asked instead of paying my brother off.”

He then explain how Diavolo wants Mc to get the full experience.

And for a while that was that.

Until, he’d come and watch Mc play.

When questioned about it later on he’d say.

“ I cant very have the exchange student injured due to this game”

He’d make sure Mc wasn’t hurt and if they were sore he’d offer some sort of concoction to help the pain.

Mammon

At first he wasn’t to sure about disobeying Lucifer rules. They were set in place an- Mc said 20 Grimm each day he covers for them?

He’s all on board.

At the start he didn’t even think Mc would get on the team.

Was he sorely mistaken.

He had just drop Mc off and didn’t want to go home right away.

He was walking around campus before finding himself back at the gymnasium.

He thought he’d pass some time by watching you fail.

Maybe if he recorded it, it could sell as a “ Big Time Fails of Devildom” ( I completely made this up)

He walked in and propped his camera up.

Mc was running up for the ball and spiked it over their opponents heads.

And that was game.

He was flabbergasted. How could a human be so good at volleyball and nonetheless beat demons?!????

He immediately pullled you away and was asking if you cheated.

“ Why or even How could I cheat?” Mc says wiping sweat off their forehead.

“The same way I cheat off Satan’s tests”

“Wait… don’t tell him that, but I’m totally posting this. I could make a fat buck off of this🤫.”

He would sit on the stands and watch as Mc destroyed the opposite team.

He’d always come up after just to ask you how did it feel to win?

He could feel the greed of your pact coming off of you.

He’d also see Lucifer there asking why the hell is he there saying he was there first🙄.

#JealousMammonisadream

Levi

He was just watching Deviltube before he saw that Mammon posted something.

Human wipes the floor with demon:NOT CLICKBATE 100% Real 👹😮‍💨🙀💯🔥

He knows Mammons stupidity know no bound so he decided to watch it.

And as the caption stated Mc did wipes the floor with those demons.

He immediately thought of a human anime he saw about volleyball.

He wondered if you saw the ball coming to you in slo-mo before making a move.

As soon as Mc came home he’d ask all kinds of questions about it.

When did Mc first start to play volleyball?

Do you actually enjoy it?

Is this a normie thing ?

Can he maybe come to watch you play?

Mammon would shut him down as he does but after another month he asked MC.

He had one class with Mc where he was the only brother there so that’s when he asked.

“Mc… do you think I could watch you play. “ his voice just above a whisper.

“Hm? Oh, Of course you Can. I actually have a game this Saturday you’re more than welcome to come!!! I hope to see you Leviathan😁.”

The smile was enough to make him pass out.

Satan was the one to catch him.

The image of you walking away after dating he could go was enough t to make him pass out again.

He came with so many snacks and drinks that weekend.

He also recorded and compared it to the anime he saw.

Satan

“Levi? Are you okay?”

“Mc…. Volleyball”

He watched as Levi passed out again.

Placing him on the table to try to figure out what he meant by that.

Come to think of it he did hear about an extremely good volleyball player this year.

It couldn’t be Mc right? Their only a human.

Theres no way a human could be that good…right?

He doesn’t use social media as much as his brother so he doesn’t know who it is exactly.

He knows that the volleyball team had practice Mon, Wen,Thru, and Friday.

He’d just have to wait till tomorrow to find out if it’s true.

The bell had just rang and he was on a mission.

On his way to the gym he bummed Into asmo but no time for distractions.

He saw Lucifer and Mammon on the benches. Bickering of course but he saw Mc returning the ball to their teammate and receive it back no problem.

Maybe Mc was the right person he was looking for.

His head followed the ball back and forth as he saw Mc grab the ball and put it away.

He didn’t say anything like his brother did.

He just examined you like an animal in its environment.

He was amused with the way you held your own.

Something about not needing help from your teammates got to him.

His cheeks were turning red.

He was going to come to you’re game on Saturday whether he asked you or not.

“Oooooo is a brother of mine blushing?”

Asmo

“By the way I didn’t appreciate how you ignored me in the halls :(.“

Satan simply rolled his eyes and walked towards the benches with his brothers.

“I heard about Mc’s volleyball abilities but never had time to come and see them” he said sitting down next to Satan.

He turned back to see his older brothers a couple of benched up from him.

He watched as you set the net up.

He made comments about Mc’s shorts saying something about how come they can wear shorts that short but he can’t.

Satan tried to explain the different between game uniform and nudity.

He didn’t see a difference. ( he’s so 😜)

When it Mc’s turn yo serve he doesn’t think much of it. Until.

BAMB

The sound of the ball hitting the other demons forearm made him cringe.

He knew the basics of volleyball but in no way was that sound apart of the game.

He shut his mouth as watched the game like an addict.

He wondered what was your next move cheering you on from the benches.

He already knew what products to give to you help with redness or sore muscles.

As soon as practice was over he ran over to Mc.

Telling them how scary the sound was and they should be more careful.

He wishes he came sooner.

He help Mc walk home due to sore legs much to Mammons protest.

He’d take care of you when you got home.

Beel

His practice was over before Mc’s and he was the only one who knew about their hidden talent.

He was in the kitchen when he heard the front door open. He saw mc wrapped around Asmo.

He assumed they overdid it at practice.

“Ooh little brother did you know Mc was on the volleyball team?!?? They are amazing!!! <3” he said placing Mc on a chair.

“ Of course I did, I practice with them.” Munch munch munch

The room went quiet.

The brothers all questioned him.

After getting confirmation from Mc.

“Beel how could you not tell us?!?! I mean Im your big brother:/“

“It’s not like you asked”

“ROTFFFF , you totally just got owned”

“Maybe It’s because you not his fav big bro like I am right beel 🤑”

“Belphie is my favorite.”

Satan and Lucifer try not to laugh and walk away.

In the distance you can hear a certain blonde laughing.

Eventually things die down and he asks you if you want to take an ice bath.

The two of you are a couple feet apart of your own container filled with ice talking about how practice was.

He supports Mc’s game choice and helps them with tips hes learned along the way.

He can’t make it to ever practice but he’s at every game cheer you on.

With Mc’s number on his cheek holding a sign.

Belphie

He was the day of the game but he didn’t even know if. The house was less noisy that usual.

He found the loud noises comforting and can’t sleep without them.

Annoyed, he looks around the house for his brothers.

He finds you Instead.

“Where are my brothers?”

He saw Mc is a uniform and was confused.

“Wait did beel have a game today?”

“No, it’s actually my game?…”

“Since when are you on the volleyball team?”

“Since ever?”

“Why didnt you tell me?”

His attitude made him seem like he wasn’t Into going to your games.

But turn out he was.

He knew how much this meant to you.

So he stood up the entire time. Not falling asleep once.

Once the game was over the brother all came to you but him.

Walking out the gym you saw him in your jersey.

He had left early to get you merch.

He apologized for not being there for the finally match.

He had bought the entire stand.

Hoodie, shirts, mugs.

Claiming his brothers would find good use in them.

He promised he be at ever game and asked Mc to sign the jersey he bought.

He wears the jersey to sleep every night.

It’s good luck he says.

A/n: Oh my lorddd this took forever. I am not going back to fix errors so plz don’t criticize me!!!

I hope you all enjoyed!!! ❤️

[meyobe]

Pretty privilege…. No MC privilege pt.2

Satan

Mc can always expect him to take their side no matter what.

Mc was the first person to see past his angry and treat him like a person.

He is forever imbedded to them.

No matter how criminal the crime.

Mc was the one to start a fight? Well why was the other person fighting back?

Mc broke an expensive vase? If it’s so expensive why it is out, where anyone can reach it?

Mc started a fire in the kitchen? Devildom ingredients can be dangerous for human use-age.

He will most likely find a way to flip Mc problem on the person who accused them.

He his mind you do no wrong.

But not to be mistaken, he knows Mc is reckless but guidance is key! (He thinks)

Asmo

He will put Mc comfort over his.

He’s spent millennials admiring himself and put himself over other by default.

Mc showed him that his soul is more blinding then any gold or highlighter he puts on.

Mc has showed him a new way of viewing life.

Mc looks uncomfortable sitting on the floor during movie night? Just take his seat… matter a fact his kicking his brother off so you can have space.

Mc is tired of wearing their heels? He’ll switch shoes with you.

Mc is carrying a lot of bags that look heavy? He’ll carry them himself no matter how ugly he thinks it is.

He is letting go of his persona of being perfect because Mc taught him your flaws make you unique.

Buttt old habits die hard but Mc just has to look at him and he knows to settle down.

Beel

Mc can use him as a stress reliever( not that way ^_^)

He is the strongest brother( without and magic or demon forms) he works out and knows it can take stress away.

Mc showed him it’s not enough to be strong physically, but mentally.

Mc and beel are two side of the same coin.

He never wants Mc to hold what their really thinking or feeling back.

Mc’s had a really bad day? Are we going to the gym or on a run?

Mc is refaced with a bad memory? Does Mc need to yell he will listen? Or does Mc want to punch someone or something? He is right there.

Mc feels the need to let out some energy? Does Mc want to practice with him and his team?

He knows that sometimes people need to get violent to relive their stress.

Nothing that Mc May do can hurt him. So go crazy >_<

He thinks Mc is the strongest person he will ever meet.

He strive to be just like them.

Belphie

Mc can expect him to make an effort.

He’s had lots of time to dwell on his past mistakes and understand where he went wrong.

He will spend an eternity trying to make things right.

He wants Mc to know he’s trying his hardest for them.

He’s trying to living up to the honor them Mc gives him.

Mc has been feeling stressed? Flowers and a gift basket are at their door with a note that has the letter “B” on it.

Mc has to go to a meeting but also need to do my chores? He’ll make sure they’re done before Mc is back.

Mc and Belphie got Into a fight? He’s still texting them “ Goodnight, I love you “ because he knows how easily you can be taken away.

All his life his been deemed lazy or useless. It never bother him until Mc.

He is becoming the best version of hisself because he wants to be the demon whose worthy of a pact with Mc.

A/n/: should I write this for the dateables?!?!

I should also mention that I love writing so feel free to request!!

A new post about volleyball will be up soon!

Ty all!❤️

Pt.3 is up!!

[meyobe]

hey, there I just saw ur profile and can i have a favor, yesterday was the worst day on my life i had a bad grade on my last exam for college and I can't do what I want with my friends leaving all alone i feel like i can end my life anytime now, so please if u can do the obey me boys comforting me or smth, thanks

A/n: Im glad to write if it brings you Comfort, but please never think ending your life is the answer. There’s a whole new day waiting for you tomorrow.

Lucifer

Lucifer had to hear from some other person that you had tanked your test. As soon as he heard the news he went to go find you.

It had been an hour before he found you crying in the corner of your room rereading your test scores and going over the answer trying to find out why you yanked it.

“I heard the news” he spoke, kneeling down to your level, and lifting your chin up with his hands.

He could see the tears welling up in your eyes. Trying your hardest not to release anymore tears.

“You May not want to talk about it right now” there was a pause.

“Whenever you’re ready to talk about it, I’ll be here. You’re intelligence

isn’t written on a test”

He sat down next to you, wrapping his arms around you and wiping your tears away.

He didn’t let you go until he knew you were level headed.

Mammon

He had to come to your room, expecting you guys to go out because you had plans.Before he could open your door he heard sniffling.

Mammon being Mammon barged I’m thinking you were hurt.

When he posed the room as no threat, he immediately ran to you. He scanned your body for any wounds. You curled yourself up to stop him.

“Are you alright? Did someone hurt you ????” The amount of concern I’m his voice was comforting.

You explain your situation and the room went quiet.

Mammon had his fair share of failure.

There were no words spoken.

He brought you onto his lap rubbing his hands up and down your back waiting for you to calm down.

“ Test scores don’t get you tell you how smart or dumb you are. You did the best you could and that’s more than enough.”

Asmo

The class period was meant to look over your exam scores. To compare and seek help.

Asmo had the biggest grin on his face showing you how he got a passing grade.

He stared to ramble on until he realized you weren’t focus on him but you sheet.

He tapped at the page, asking for permission to see it. As soon as he saw your scores he immediately held your hand. He brought them to his lips and kissed each nuckle.

“Don’t let a dumb test tell you what you’re capable of dearest. You’ll find a way to get passed this because you’re strong”

The rest of the period was him going over answers and trying to make you believe in your self once more.

[meyobe]

Pretty privilege… no MC privilege.

Lucifer

MC can boss him around however they wish or desire.

He may have a hard exterior but deep down anything MC suggest or implies he will follow.

MC is have trouble with a certain noble? He’s already talking to Diavolo.

MC likes a certain dish for dinner? He makes it every time it’s his turn to cook.

MC is being bullied by a lower demon? That demon is never to be seen from again.

There is never a second thought when to comes to provide a happy MC.

He will spend the rest of his life devoted to MC and ensuring they are never unhappy for a second.

If anyone dare to cross the line, there will be no god or being for them to pray to.

Mammon

MC is able to pull him away from anything he might be doing.

As MC first man he will never be too busy.

You want to rant to him while he’s in the shower? He’s pulling his head out the curtain to show his listening.

You want him to open a pickle jar for you while he’s on the run from Lucifer? He’s the fastest brother for a reason.

You’re being overwhelmed at RAD? Hes making sure you get escorted home immediately, no matter the consequences for ditching.

He made a promise to you and himself that he will show you his worthy of calling himself your first man.

There is no force that can stop him proving himself, to show that his isn’t a scummy demon or a loser but your protector. Protecting your heart day by day.

Leviathan

MC can depend on him no Matter what.

He is not the most dependable brother, but that’s to be noted he knows he’s brother can handle themselves.

But even knowing MC is more then capable, he still find himself helping them out of sticky situations.

He’s your one and true friend remember?

MC missed a sale because they overslept? He stood up all night tp buy you 10 copies.

MC needs a 80% on a test to be able to go out on the weekend? He’ll hacking into the system and up your grade 100%.

MC is in a trouble for sneaking out? MC was with him all night.

He finds the need to show that he can be of use.

No matter how bad a situation may be he will take MC side.

He will show everyone that he is the greatest friend to his dear Henry.

A/n: i just got my nails done and it’s a pain to type without messing up. 😥

Pt 2 is up now!!!!!!!

Part 3 is up!!!!!!

[meyobe]

The brothers reacting to the Nair video.

Intro:

It was a quiet afternoon and you were scrolling through devilgram. You came across peoples reactions on the Nair video and watch It yourself. After watching it yourself have the best/worst idea to show it to him.

Racing to his room you plop yourself on his lap and tell him to sit and watch.

As the video starts “ For reference this is how hairy my butt is”

Lucifer:

He didn’t even have time to ask you what you were doing before you open up your laptop and told him to just sit and watch.

He did as he was told wrapping his hands around you, keeping you close to him.

About six seconds into the video is when he wished he would’ve locked his door.

As soon as it appears on the screen, he slammed it shut. So hard that he broke the laptop.

While you cry out saying that he needs to but you a new one. All he does is softly take you off his lap and walk out the room.

It’s unclear if he was upset with you but at dinner he acted as if nothing happened.

Whenever he’s alone his brain will just go back to that video.

His reaction: 4/10

Mammon:

He was counting his grimm before you came in.

Once you sat on his lap he kept his hands to his side and asked what you were doing.

After telling him to trust you and be quiet. He rested his head on your shoulder.

When it comes on screen he throws himself back and screams.

“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATTTT”

You fall off his bed laughing while he just pacing back and forth in his room cursing profanities under his breathe.

Anytime after that he would never let you show him any kind of video without him knowing exactly what it is.

Anytime he’s alone with his thoughts he remembers that video and a tear falls out his eye.

His reaction: 7/10

Leviathan:

He was dusting off his ruri-Chan figurines when you came and pulled him by his hands and forcing him to sit down and watch.

He was already protesting and blush saying how you shouldn’t do this to him and he really needs to go back.

You shut him up with a hand over his mouth.

Still flustered as ever he quiets down and watches.

He watched as it pops up.

It’s like it all happened in slow mo.

You look back up at him and saw his eyes go wide before his hand goes over your hand (his face 😦)

“ HELLOOO WHO WOULD EVEN POST THIS?????????”

He can’t stop thinking about what he saw and for the next week his wearing a disgusted face and no one knows why.

Him rn: 🤕

His reaction: 7/10

A/n: if you Dk what video Im talking about look up Kevin Leonardo on YouTube. Watch at your own discretion!!!!!

Pt.2 ??????

[meyobe]

Random head cannon pt 5

Mammon is the type to say “ did you see what I sent you” as soon as he hit send.(even when he’s in the same room)

Asmo is the type to give his brothers little self care baskets when life gets hectic.

Levi is the type to hide behind you or his brothers when he’s embarrassed.

Beel is the type to see how many of his brothers he can bench press at once.

Satan is the type to tell you the true stories of Disney movies (I.E the true meaning behind sleeping beauty)

Belphie is the type to see your text and answer you days later.

Lucifer is the type to smack your hand if your elbows are on the table.

Asmo is the type to randomly rearrange his room at 12am

Levi is the type to have his accounts on private with no PFP, no posts, and only highlights.

Mammon is the type to make fake accounts and send people their address if they say negative thing about his family on social media.

Lucifer is the type to go to each room and make sure his brothers are safe.

Beel is the type to say something if he overhears someone say they don’t like his brothers. ( they think it’s him being threatening, but he rlly just wants to know why)

Satan is the type to look out for his brothers when they decide to play rough ( he’s the referee and make sure it’s clean and fair fight. That is till Lucifer shuts it down)

Belphie is the type to make sure all his brothers gets some sleep. Talking about you Levi and Lucifer. (He’ll plop himself over him until they both fall asleep)

[meyobe]

Random head cannon pt 4

Levi loves skin to skin. It doesn’t even need to be sexual.

He just adores the security it gives him. He feels so safe and at peace.

It was probably the hottest day of summer in Devildom ( it’s hot down there right? )

The A/C blasting in all rooms of the house wasn’t enough for you.

Going to Levi’s run because he pretty much has everything you could need.

You knock on his door and he asks for the password when you walk him you see him in shirtless.

It was a little bit cooler in his room.

He was in his gaming chair not really saying much though that’s to be expected.

You quickly find a comfortable spot on his Lap and press your face into his chest.

Though with this quick move is chaos for the next 30 minutes, him whining and telling you to get off( he never actually pushed you off or anything), crying out saying it’s too hot for this, and his face is red he says it’s because hot but we all know ;)

After he calms down you decide that the hoodie/shirt/bra/etc you have on it staring to feel itchy.

You take it off and press yourself against him and he didn’t notice until he looks and the floor to see your _ on the floor.

He then looks down to see your chest against his.

He stared for a good 10 minutes before freaking out and passing out (he says it’s cause of the heat 💁🏻‍♀️)

After that day he never told you how much he enjoyed it so you just assumed he didn’t like it.

But he thinks that’s the closest hes ever felt to you emotionally

Safe to say it took months for him to admit it to you.

A/n: this turned into a short story mb y’all.

[meyobe]

Random head cannon pt 3.

All the brothers and Mc decide to fuck with Lucifer by banging on his door to “ die young “ by Kesha.

Once they all pound on the door twice the all run away/ fly away.

Leaving Mc in the dust ( they know Lucifer wouldn’t really hurt MC)

Leaving an angry Lucifer to open the door in demon form looking down at Mc.

“ if you agree to not kill me i Can tell you where they are😅” - Mc

“ and how would you know?” - Lucifer

“I have life 360 with them duh 🙄 “ - Mc

For the next hour it’s the most extreme game of hide and seek.

Finding Belphie in the fridge all curled up in a ball.

Mammon trying to hide in the underground tomb.

Levi hiding in the washer.

Beel’s too big to hide so he’s just on the run

Asmo trying to hide in a grandfather clock

Satans hiding under in a pile of books.

When he finds one of the brother and they fall he’ll let them get up and run because truth be told he enjoys this no matter how annoyed he was at the start.

[meyobe]

Random head cannon pt 2

Every once in a while Mammon will remember that M/c is a human with a human expectancy.

He will google ways humans can do to elongate their lives.

He won’t ever admit that even if you find proof of it.

He will slowing introduce things like randomly suggesting to do exercise or keeping your body and mind healthy.( watching your diet/ playing minds games)

It all happens so slowly you don’t even notice that your life style is changing.

Eventually the brothers take notice and help him too.

All of a sudden you’re waking up at 8:00 am to go on a run and eating carrots when you’re hungry?

[meyobe]

Random head cannon pt 1.

When In the human world, when Belphie and mc are out in public Mc cries for help.

Obviously it’s a joke. Let’s say their at a fair or something and Belphie goes up to someone and asks where is the bathroom.

While Belphies asking that person Mc is fake crying and signing for help, and violently shaking their head no.

Belphie doesn’t understand why the person looks so uncomfortable until he looks back at Mc.

He walked away so quickly pulling in Mc. That made it even worse.

Safe to say the police were called.

A/n: It’s almost 12 am and I can’t stop laughing at this thought💀

[meyobe]

Human myths I think the Obey me brothers believe.

Lucifer: you’ll get cramps if you go swimming after eating.

Mammon:goldfish have 3 second memory (Levi hates him for it)

Levi:bananas grow on trees.

Satan:coin tosses are 50-50 chance

Asmo: touching a toad will give you warts

Beel: the moon is made of cheese

Belphie: takes seven years for your body to digest gum

[meyobe]

Welcome to a new series, where I listen to songs and tell you which lyric I think suits a character 🙏.

Song: THE CONTORTIONIST by Melanie Martinez

Lucifer: Ribbons tied like a noose.

Wondering if I’ll ever get it loose.

Mammon: Dome doing backbends, I break and I snap.

Levi: Got me like a bad tattoo. Always under skin when when it gets removed

Satan: I pushed myself into a box while you held out a gun.

Asmo: Stretching my self worth just like you usually do.

Beel: Never got a chance to undo.

Belphie: Crushing me.

No I will not be explaining. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.

-Cam

[meyobe]

I need help!!!

Im trying to find a post. It was basically the brothers following their pact instincts.

I think I can remember Lucifer’s part, it was some sort of gala and he was pulled away to dance with some lady and Mc said they liked her hair pin and Lucifer brought it back to them( pretty sure it was bloody idk) but it was that kinda vibe.

It was all the brothers and gave different scenarios.

It also used the opening scene gifs as its headers

If you guys know who or what the name is called please lmk!!!

Update: I found it 🙏🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️

-Cam 🕊️

[meyobe]

Would the brothers give up their immortality to be with M/c ?

Literally none of this is proofread so forgive for any errors

TW: my own opinions

Lucifer: No

I am a firm believer that he wouldn’t no matter how badly so probably would. Disregarding his plead to Día, he just has too much to lose. As much as he cares for mc and not wanting to let them go he just can’t. For one he would never leave his brother, he still feels guilty for them after the fall. He needs to stick around to make sure they are ok. For two I don’t think he’s fully prepared be this kind of vulnerable. I think that he is envious of M/c for being human and wants them to appreciate what he can’t. ( Think of it as the relationship Rosalie and Bella had before she turned into a vampire) And for third, he doesn’t think he deserve such satisfaction.I do see him being a family man. He’d want the full experience. He can only dream of this though his family to too much as it so it’s all out of reach.

Bonus

M/c: if you could would you want to become mortal? I mean being immortal has to get boring right?

Lucifer: No, i could never be so weak.

His words are laced with venom but you this eyes slightly squinting tell you a what he really thinks.

Mammon: Yes

This is pretty simple to answer. He would give up everything to start a life with you, a real one not a pretend one. He dreams of being human and starting a family with you. Getting married, having kids, growing old together he’s dreamt it all. All his life he’s felt like he never really fit in. Always looking for someone’s validation. And being human means he can let go of his sin. He wouldn’t have to steal from those he’s loves. This is the one thing no one can take from him. The best part is he would never have to live without you. I think that he cries over the fact that your so reckless with your life. He knows how easy human life is to destroy and he wishes he could feel that adrenaline. He doesn’t care what his brothers will say. Yes he will miss them and feel sad but he’s doing this because it’s a new chapter for you and him.

Bonus

M/c: would you ever want to be mortal?

Mammon: ya know I would. Surprising? Even The Great Mammon wants to be a human.

Before you can say anything he rams on about how he really wouldn’t though because then he’d lose all his cool powers and such. As he continues you can see the tears fall out his eyes but he doesn’t acknowledge it.

Leviathan: No

Maybe someone can counter this but this is my opinion!!!!! For starter i think I should mention that he only views himself higher than humans because of his power/magic. So he wouldn’t let go of that. If he’s human he has nothing that separates him from anyone. He likes the idea of at least being scary to humans. He’s nothing without his sin. As much as he wants to let his sin go he’s too scared to see what will happen without it. I also don’t see him being a family man or anything. I think that he’d think it’s pointless. He has pity for humans( this doesn’t excluded M/c) he knows that dying is all a human life leads to. He knows how weak and unimportant he’ll become and he won’t have it. At least being immortal has a few perks. Another reason is he’s scared of dying and what/ if anything happened after death. He also has to stay alive because of all the anime season coming out. (That may sound like a jokes but it isn’t. I don’t think he could just up and leave his passion behind)

Bonus

M/c “ if given the chance would you want to be a human?

Leviathan “ pffft No? Why would I want to give up everything I worked on? Like my ruri- Chan collection.

What he said was a bit hurtful but made sense. There was no hidden emotion he meant what he said.

Satan: No

Again you could disagree. He’s still considered young even in his demon age. (19-21) Though there’s nothing really keeping him to stay a demon he just isn’t ready to give up the only part of him his ever known. There still so much more he needs to know and experience. Compared to his other brothers he’s barley lived. Being human to he means that he’s just starting from the beginning. He’s the smart one, the one you go to for advice. If he’s human he’ll be nothing. He’s inferior to everyone and everything. He likes that when he walks into a room people and scared and uncomfortable. He never wants to be perceived as “weak”. It’s also not that he’s scared of death he knows what he’ll be faced with. And if he did have a family with you (50/50 chance) he couldn’t live knowing he’ll live them in a world alone one day.He’s just not ready to let go of his life now.

Bonus

M/c “ do you ever imagine being a human?”

Satan “ As much as the thought interests me I don’t think it’s meant for me after all I need to make Lucifer’s life hell.”

He was straightforward with nothing to hide.

Asmodeus : No

He could never see himself getting old and “nasty”. He’s beautiful and he knows it. Yes he thinks that he’s be beautiful as a human but that will ruin one day. He can’t even imagine himself with a zit on his nose. What makes you think he could deal with wrinkles? He likes who he is. He’s confident with himself. He would never want to let that go. He’s also sacred of how fragile he’ll be. He’s seen a nose bleed happen to M/c because the air is too dry or getting a nasty paper cut. I think he can be pretty clumsy but being a demon means they don’t bruise/hurt that easily. Though he wishes he could humble himself to understand that bruising and getting old is nothing to be embarrassed or scared about. But he also knows that he was destined to live forever young. This leads me I to family. He won’t ever have kids. Too much work and money and not for him. Same thing is marriage you can’t hold him down. His nature is to be wild. So human life has nothing for him.

Bonus

Mc “ Asmo what do you think you’d be like if you were human?”

Asmo “ Oh dear I’ve never thought of it because I would never want to. I prefer to stay young and beautiful forever “

Beelzebub: No

IK IK most of you think yes but hear me out. He’s not ready to leave his family. They all just started getting along together and he can’t miss that. He was the family protector and still is. If he isn’t around how can he protect his family. He knows very well that his brothers can protect themselves but his so paranoid because of what happens to Lilith. He won’t let anything and anyone hurt his family. If he’s human he can’t do anything for them. As much as he wants a family and to grow old he thinks it’s selfish of him. He wants nothing more than to be with m/c but if being human with m/c means losing his family and m/c one day he won’t. Being a demon means helping his family and being m/c until their last day. He wants to but he knows he can’t. He won’t feel guilty for his decision though.

Bonus

Mc “ do you ever think about what kind of human you’d be”

Beel “ Sometimes but then I reminded myself that I’d miss my family too much. “

It was pretty simple what he thought. He just continues to stuff his face

with food.

Belphegor : Yes

He’s been around human the longest so he pretty much knows everything and he’s more than willing to become one. He knows how lucky m/c is to even be a human. He’s spent centuries sleeping and he’s sick of it. He wants to be more. He wants to be able to go do normal things without getting tired. He just so frustrated with himself that he cries. He knows he’s missing out of core memories with his family. Though he isn’t a family man he would want to get married and grow old. He isn’t scared of aging or dying. He’d just live in the moment. He would care about what his brothers think though. He won’t be easy for him to leave them but he knows this is what he was meant to do. He knows Lilith would want him to do this.

Bonus

Mc “ Belphie do you ever think about being human?”

Belphie “ more than you’d ever know.”

His answer was simple and short but you can see a tear fall slowing out of the corner of his eyes while he hides his face.

A/n: this took me like 2 hours to write💀

I’ve had this thought in my head for 2 month now.

This is MY own work 🙏🙏

Wrote on 06/07/23