#shall we date belphie

[distressed-devilsitter]

So, it looks like a "mysterious force" 90% sure it's Barbatos pulled us into the past. We just...vanished.

Can you imagine the panic? The sheer terror when the pact was severed?

Mammon clawing at himself, trying to soothe this deep ache in his chest. Leviathan, with a deep-seeding anxiety in his gut, pacing in his room. Satan raging, turning the Devildom upside down to find you. Asmo calling all of his friends and fan club members, trying to identify the last person who saw you. Beel and Belphie venturing into town, calling your name, before discovering your cracked D.D.D. in an alleyway.

And, worst of all, that vauge sense of unease Lucifer has, before someone confirms his worst fears?

...now I have to write this.

[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Mc: When I die, I want Belphie to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.

[tsukii0002]

Satan: Mc, have you seen Belphie ?

Mc: *covered with blankets on their bed* Oh yes!!

Satan: Wher-

Mc: *begins to remove blankets* He's here.

Satan:...

Mc: Just- *removing stuffed animals, cushions and pillows*

Satan: ...

Mc: Here he is!!

Belphie: *in a cocoon of blankets* mmmm cold...

Satan: Mc, you spoil him.

Belphie: *sleepily* It is my being the youngest privilege, so shut up.

Mc: *laughing* You've heard him, he's a little boy.

Satan: Yes, a little bastard.

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[shrimpyjackal]

Finally I`ve got some time for myself and my favourite character!

[angelsdemonsandhumans]

Mc: You are one of the most jealous guys I know

Belphegor: You know other guys other than my brothers?

Mc: . . .Solomon, Simeon, Luke, Mephisto, Raphael, my father, my human world friends-

Belphegor: I was sarcastic, geez.

Mc: oh

Leviathan: *slam door open* W-WHAT HUMAN WORLD FRIENDS?!

Belphegor:

Mc:

Mc: I found a guy more jealous than you

Belphegor: . . .you don't say?

[tumbleweedmemethemes]

Obey Me! Christmas Gifs

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Here's something mildly heartbreaking :) (my speciality!)

Mammon definitely cried when MC died right?

• He (along with Asmo) is the character who cries the most in canon;

1.) He cries during sad parts of movies/shows/plays/books

2.) He cries while watch animal documentries

3.) Hell he cried because Beel ate the soup he was making MC

• MC died on a day where the rest of the brothers were (up until that point) having a relaxing, fun day - playing a game to get Lucifer & MC closer together. Their death was definitely unexpected/an extreme shock

• MC's injuries were bad according to Satan? (Levi?) Bad enough that a human wouldn't have been able to survive it. Bad enough that even Lucifer knew he couldn't do anything to save them when Asmo asked him to. That means the body Mammon was holding was........ I mean it would have been a gruesome sight

• Mammon's been spending every day since the beginning of the year with MC. At this point he's already obviously in love with them, they're his best friend, the two of them share a bedroom frequently. They were close

The point being: Mammon held a dying human in his arms and sobbed his fucking heart out while asking them not to die. In front of Belphie.

The point being: Mammon didn't cry when Lilith died. No listen, he absolutely broke down when she died but he didn't do it in front of his brothers. Mammon was the one keeping it together and looking after everyone when they Fell. He couldn't scream and cry and beg like he wanted to when Lilith died because he had to be the strong one, he had to soothe everyone's injuries and fears and guilt, he had to show them that things could be better, that they could move on to a brighter future (shoutout to Mammon's lines in his unit song with Lucifer).

But you know what Belphie would have seen?

He would have seen his older brother breaking down over a human he's known for months when he wouldn't even cry after his little sister, who he'd known for thousands of years, died

And we all already know what Belphie thought about humans at this time:

And we already know what he thought about his brothers at this time:

For a moment there, while MC was dying Belphie would have hated Mammon. Would have felt vindicated for causing Mammon that kind of pain, when he (as far as Belphie knew) couldn't even spare that for his sister.

Belphie would have felt angry and betrayed. Justified for what he said and did but so so painfully hurt.

And then (in s1 of the anime) when the brothers were tiptoeing around Belphie, were trying to reach out to him and act normal after what he did, but were so obviously failing, when there was a distance between them and Belphie that had previously never existed, that even Beel couldn't find away to breach, Mammon was the first to take that step forward and close the distance which prompted everyone else to do the same, to bring Belphie back to them, to show that he was accepted and loved and always a part of them

And I am very emotional about them.

Disclaimer: this is absolutely not a post bashing Belphie or his thoughts/actions/feelings. They're both complex characters and I always love trying to breakdown and figure out what certain characters were feeling at a time by bringing up other moments in canon. If you try to make this post into something to bash Belphie or start dumb discourse I will eat your entire right leg🐸

In addition, me stating things from canon or talking about negative emotions or things characters have done and comparing those things to another charcter's actions/emotions/responses is not me putting down one character to raise up another. Sometimes when analysing characters you have to compare and contrast them with others present in that or similar situations -> doing so doesn't mean I'm shit talking one character. A character can do, say, think, believe bad or complex things -> there's nothing wrong with talking about/analysing those things or still loving that character.

I know it seems stupid to say something that should seem obvious but *takes out cigar and blows smoke* I've been in this business a long time, kid (3 years for om!, 7 years actively in a fandom, 14 years in fandom in general) I've seen things, terrible things

Also, lemme shamelessly plug in my fic because it's related to this post -> Changing Seasons

Ft. Belphie coming to terms with MC after Lesson 16

Onesided Belphie × (unnamed gn!) MC

Mammon x MC being Besties

Belphie & Mammon talking, but not talking enough

Belphie's PoV

Mammon very briefly being an eldritch nightmare as a little treat for you monsterfuckers

Edit:

Huge additional part added because I realised the entire focus of this post could be misunderstood

Ajznxodjfc9enhd7ejx 😭😭😭😭this was supposed to be Belphie's post about Belphie's feelings. Y'all know I love Mammon, but he's not supposed to be the focus here🥲

Usually when I make an analysis post I take evidence from canon and then add it all together to get ✨️The Main Point✨️ of the post.

In this post I had to infer all of mammon's "canon evidence" (via other actual canon evidence) because we're never explicitly told he cried when MC died and we never see his instant reaction to Lilith's death.

Belphie's side of it was however all explicitly stated in canon so I just added the screenshots. Which is why I wrote much more about mammon on this post than Belphie.

But ✨️The Main Point✨️ that I was always getting to and what made me write this post is actually about how absolutely fucking pissed off Belphie would have been because of Mammon. How hurt and angry and betrayed he would have felt that his older brother who's meant to protect him and his family apparently valued the life of some random human over their sister's.

I added the S1 bit because it nicely rounded up Belphie & Mammon's story. Because it proved Belphie wrong. It proved exactly how much Mammon (and the others) valued him and each other. Because he got to see how heartbroken Mammon was when MC died, he knew exactly what it was like to be that heartbroken, he knew exactly what it was like to NEVER forgive that which caused the pain, and yet he was forgiven. And THAT I think more than anything would have proved Belphie's initial thoughts wrong. It would have eased any lingering feelings of betrayal and hurt he had. Would have proved how much he was loved by his older brother.

So yeah, this was absolutely made to be Belphie's post and I don't think I explained that well enough in the original post💀 in my defense i was half an hour late in feeding the kids & getting yelled at🥲

[umiushiii]

Forgot to post this

[meyobe]

Random head cannon pt 3.

All the brothers and Mc decide to fuck with Lucifer by banging on his door to “ die young “ by Kesha.

Once they all pound on the door twice the all run away/ fly away.

Leaving Mc in the dust ( they know Lucifer wouldn’t really hurt MC)

Leaving an angry Lucifer to open the door in demon form looking down at Mc.

“ if you agree to not kill me i Can tell you where they are😅” - Mc

“ and how would you know?” - Lucifer

“I have life 360 with them duh 🙄 “ - Mc

For the next hour it’s the most extreme game of hide and seek.

Finding Belphie in the fridge all curled up in a ball.

Mammon trying to hide in the underground tomb.

Levi hiding in the washer.

Beel’s too big to hide so he’s just on the run

Asmo trying to hide in a grandfather clock

Satans hiding under in a pile of books.

When he finds one of the brother and they fall he’ll let them get up and run because truth be told he enjoys this no matter how annoyed he was at the start.

[cowboyfatgum]

Lucifer finds belphie’s and Satan's pranks so absurdly funny because they fail each time so much that he looks forward to them, and finds himself lightly chuckling to himself over past pranks whilst doing his work.<3<3<3

Thought of this while listening to this specific song<3

[catmadeofsalad]

[treysimp]

Sleepy? (TWST X OBEY ME)

GN!Reader/Leona Kingscholar (Twisted Wonderland) | VERSUS | GN!Reader/Belphegor (Shall We Date? Obey Me!)

Rating: T (Language)

Tags: Crossover, petty jealousy, love at first sight, Leona can never spit it out because he’s a tsundere, GN!Reader, reader’s body is not described nor are pronouns used, this is mostly silly and I just wanted to see the boys being bratty haha

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This fucking guy.

Leona was irritated. Of course he was. How could he not be?

This guy, this dumbass, sleepy, blue-haired asshole, was getting his demon smell all over the herbivore.

That job is already taken, buddy.

How did his day even end up like this?

He knew he should have said something the second this guy sauntered his way into his business, but he just assumed that a demon wouldn’t care about something as trivial as a human.

That was a mistake. Clearly.

Earlier that afternoon, Belphie was trying to reconcile the pain of the less-than-literal hell of his time on the Night Raven exchange trip with his enjoyment of visiting somewhere new.

As excited as he was to get the chance to explore, he also had barely gotten any sleep. He felt like he might pass out at any moment, and while taking a nap was easy, finding somewhere comfortable is not.

Wandering aimlessly on campus looking for somewhere comfortable to waste a few hours, Belphegor found himself quite taken by the large and elegant greenhouse that lurked on the outskirts of campus. It reminded him of the Devildom Botanical Garden, which was a perfect place to relax. Hopefully it was just as comfortable. With a shrug, he wandered inside, trying to spot a nice bench or a patch of grass to occupy.

As soon as he passed into the barrier, Belphie was overcome with a lovely herbal smell. Like chamomile tea and moss after the rain. Following the smell, he saw something unexpected.

You.

While Belphegor wasn’t the quickest to warm up to humans, he had gotten better at being at least civil to them. He was not the type to pay much attention to humans around him (especially in a place like this, with enough wizards to feel like there were hundreds of excitable little Solomon’s running around) but something about you was different.

Something about you was intoxicating.

He watched you from afar, listening to you quietly speaking to the small plant that you gently brushed with your fingertips. You had a book in your hand, and seemed to be reading it to the plant from it.

From what he could hear, it sounded like you were reading out care instructions and then asking the plant if they were correct. It was mindless chatter, clearly the habit of someone who liked to talk themselves through their thoughts. Cute.

While Belphie had been rather set on having a nap, you seemed far more interesting at the moment.

Having an idea, Belphie approached you, putting on his most innocent look as he shyly tucked his hands into the pockets of his pants.

“Hey, I’m lost. You’re a student, right? Can you help me?”

Your eyes raise to meet him and Belphie feels like his heart could fall out of his chest when you smile up at him.

“Ah… that uniform. You’re from the Devildom?” You asked. Belphie nodded excitedly at your question.

That saved him an explanation. Cute and clever. You were just getting better and better by the minute.

“Sure, where do you need to go?” You were seemingly prepared for the question, giving off the impression of being someone that is used to answering similar inquiries.

Straightening yourself to your feet from a crouch and brushing the dirt off of your knees, Belphie felt his mouth getting dry. This was too much for a first meeting, but everything in him was begging him to touch you.

You had donned a lab coat and some goggles, over your uniform. The oversized goofiness of your outfit only making you look all the more charming with the dichotomy. He could now see that the book you were holding was named ‘Plants Care Laid Bare: Making Potions On the Cheap’.

There was certainly something here he wouldn’t mind seeing bare.

“It’s embarrassing, but I was trying to find a place to take a nap. I don’t have a dorm assignment yet and I’m dead on my feet. Are there any good places around here?” He asked sweetly, keeping his tone friendly and sheepish in order to get closer and encroach on your physical bubble just a bit. Unsurprisingly, you were even cuter up close.

You giggled, which caused your nose to wrinkle just so. Oh man, he hadn’t fallen this fast since he… okay, we aren’t going to think about that actually.

“I have it on good authority that over there is actually the preferred nap spot of a friend of mine.” You say helpfully, pointing over to a cove comprised of flowering bushes.

Belphie looked over to where you were indicating, noticing what looked to be a… rope of some kind peeking out. Huh.

“Unfortunately it’s currently in use.” You say with a wink, reading the questioning lilt of his expression.

“There’s a patch of clover near the flower garden though, which is my personal favorite spot.”

“Oh, really? Will you show me there?”

“Sure!”

And that started your flirtatious friendship with Belphie. You spent time sitting in the clover talking for hours that day, getting surprisingly deep. You talked about your school, your friends, your likes and dislikes. Time went by both slow and fast, causing both of you to drift into a comfortable nap under the sun.

By the time you woke up, Belphie had nestled into your side and you felt a small trail of drool coming from the side of your mouth. Ew. Thankfully Belphie was asleep.

You felt a light kicking at your ribs and heard an irritated sigh.

“Hey. Herbivore. Wake up damnit.”

And here’s the reason you woke up in the first place.

“Hey Leona. What brings you here?”

Leona’s lovely face was knit with irritation. His emerald eyes were narrowed and strangely intense with an expression that you weren’t familiar with. His hair slipped gracefully over his shoulders as he leaned over you, blocking the sun and giving him a halo in the light that peeled around the edges of his silhouette. It was exhausting how pretty he was sometimes, you thought.

Belphie stirred from his place on your chest from the sound, hazarding an eye open to see a man with animal ears and a tail glaring down at him.

Putting two and two together, he looked at the newcomers expression of irritation and the playful smile you gave in response.

And from your earlier comment… that wasn’t a rope earlier, he thought. It was this guys’ furry widdle tail.

Looking at the appendage that was swinging in irritation in front of him, a smirk crossed Belphie’s lips. Did he have competition here?

“The hell you think you’re doing cuddlin’ up to a stranger in the middle of the day?” Leona groused.

And why wasn’t it him?

“Belphie and I were talking and accidentally fell asleep. I’m sure the king of naps himself can relate?” You say with a raised brow.

Okay, yeah you had a point. Even Leona had to agree with that one.

“Whatever. It’s dinner time anyway. Don’t be late or your annoying friends will come and bother me about where you are again.” Leona huffed, flipping his hair over his shoulder and planting a hand on his hip.

Belphie had to resist a giggle fit. If his competition was this guy, then he had nothing to worry about. This kind of smug, ruggedly-pretty boy would rather choke than show a real emotion. Easy pickings.

Belphie murmured your name softly as he put his hand over yours. He met your surprised gaze with a sweet smile.

Leona felt his eye twitch from seeing this grimy demon put his mitts on his precious friend. Did this little cud-chewing brat really think he could just waltz in here and steal your attention?

“Can you show me to the cafeteria? I should probably find my brothers.” He said, giving you a positively infectious smile.

You nodded and stood up, offering your hand to help Belphie stand up. Taking your extended arm and using it to get to his feet, with a ‘thanks’, Belphie conspicuously refused to let your hand go once he’s finished getting up.

You can feel the tips of your ears burning slightly.

Leona can feel a vein in his forehead about to burst.

“See you at dinner, Leona! Text me if you want me to grab you anything.” You say habitually, waving goodbye to your sourpuss of a buddy. What’s his problem today?

You and Belphie walked out towards the exit, and before you make it out the door, Belphie spared a glance to see the hilarious seething expression of his haughty rival.

Feeling smug, Belphie made eye contact, wiggled a brow, and made a lewd motion that is best left to the imagination.

Leona returned the lascivious farewell with a one-finger salute and stalked off, wanting to throw something at that little jackass.

If that little calf thought he could just waltz into the lion's den and steal what wasn’t his, he was going to have another thing coming to him.

Belphie is such a troublemaker I just wanted to see what he would do to get under Leona’s skin. So cute. 🥰

I hope y’all didn’t mind the crossover but I’m dying at all the possibilities hehehe

Let me know what you thought, love you reader!

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[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Satan: You need a hobby.

Mc: I have a hobby!

Satan: Pissing off Belphie doesn't count.

[tsukii0002]

Random demon: They are dangerous!!

Mc: You can say whatever you want about me! But don't you dare speak bad of my little demons!

Belphie: He is being mean to us Mc..

Beel: *puppy eyes* Yeah...

Random demon: But...*had only tried to sneak into the line in front of Mc and when they protested he insulted them and the brothers proceeded to attack him* I just tried to talk to you and them-!!

Mc: The twins would never do nothing like that!!! *embracing the twins with their back to the demon*

Belphie: *dead eyes while gesticulating with the lips* Don't-take-another-step.

Beel: *gedticuling with the lips too* I'm-so-hungry-that-I-could-eat-a-demon

The random demon run away and the brothers hug Mc tigger

Mc: Thanks you guys.

Belphie: You are so brave, I like when you defend us...

Beel: Me too, you also make me feel safe.

Mc: *who has noticed everything but has decided to play along* Awww I love you.

.

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[sorastage]

the absolute worst.

belphegor x reader.

(nsfw, he sends you nudes, you send him nudes, belphie is a spoilt snarky whiny brat.)

another normal day in the devildom! you eat breakfast with the brothers, but belphie isn’t there. you assume that he’s still asleep and decide to go to school without him.

you’re in history class when your phone vibrates in your bag.

you turn it on and see a notification from belphie.

“shouldn’t he be in maths right now? why is he texting me?” you ask yourself.

you open the message.

…

your face heats up and you put your phone back inside your bag.

you can’t believe he sent you a nude. lying in bed, hand on his cock.

“how disgusting!” you try to convince yourself. but you can feel your body heating up by the minute.

suddenly the bell rings, time for second period.

now you’re in chemistry, listening to the teacher blab about alkalis and acids, and you’re about to fall asleep.

but your phone vibrates again.

no way. you pull your phone out of your bag.

it’s from belphie.

this time it’s a video. being smart, you turn your volume down and play it.

he’s standing in the bathroom mirror, mouth open and palming at his dick.

you imagine his soft moans in your ear and immediately turn your phone off.

he’s so pretty… you shake your head and turn your phone off, but press your legs together as the video replays in your mind.

you pray that the class ends soon. then it’ll be breaktime and you can rush to the toilets.

although it feels like an eternity, the bell rings.

you had already packed up all your things so you rush to the toilets.

you pull out your phone to text belphie.

you give in so easily - you should stop spoiling him.

you take your shirt off and take a picture of your chest.

as soon as you hit send the bell rings again.

break is over, and you spent it all on the toilet.

you glide through the other classes, receiving no more messages.

as soon as the last class is over, you rush home.

you go to the attic and find belphie lying on the bed.

to your (un)surprise, he’s jerking off.

“mc, i’ve been waiting all day, you should’ve skipped and come to me earlier. your photo was so hot, will you show me more?” he whines, continuing to stroke himself.

completely ignoring his advances, you say:

“belphie, you’re such a bad boy! trying to distract me while i’m in class.”

even though you try your best to act mad, you can’t help but feel aroused.

as you inch closer to him, continuing to reprimand him, he suddenly grabs your arm and pulls you onto his lap.

“i’m so bad, right? let me show you that i can be the worst.”

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edit: removed the photo. shocked me each time i saw it.

i hope i’ll see you again ღ

thanks for reading ☆

[angelsdemonsandhumans]

Mc: Did you know that sleeping next to the person you love the most reduce chance of depression and helps sleep better?

Belphegor: Ah, I am already depressed

Belphegor: And I sleep very well alone

Mc:

Mc: *sharp breath in and sharp breath out* I was trying to flirt

Belphegor:

Belphegor: oooh