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Dabi: Dad didn’t raise no bitch, and even if he did its my brother

Natsuo: What are you talking about, here didn’t raise any of us

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Kirishima: Why are you two holding hands?

Uraraka: Studies show that holding hands can reduce stress

Kirishima: Oh! I thought you were dating or something

Uraraka: We are

Tsuyu: We’re also just really stressed

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Todoroki: Who are you?

Dabi: You remember your brother Touya?

Todoroki: Youre the guy who killed him!

Dabi: What? No I am him. Why would you think that

Todoroki:

Todoroki: Can you really blame me for believing the guy dressed in all black with the supervillain voice, who works for a criminal organization, may have done something bad?

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patrols with hawks be like

source from @another-mha-incorrect-blog

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Jirou: I have feelings for you

Kaminari: What kind of feelings? Anger? Disgust? Disappointment?

Jirou: …Are you serious

Kaminari: With you it could be any of them

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Dabi: Wanna go out with me?

Hawks: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Dabi: What do you mean?

Hawks: You burnt off my wings!

Dabi: What if I said please?

Hawks: How does that fix my goddamn wings?!

Dabi: Chill out it was just a job

Hawks: A job where you wanted to kill Best Jeanist

Dabi: You’re one to talk when it comes to killing people

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Todoroki: What should I get?

Momo: I dont know. Try something you haven’t had before?

Todoroki, to the waiter: I’ll have love and validation from my father thanks

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Hagakure: Would you slap your best friend for ¥20,000?

Bakugou: I’d slap shitty hair for free

Kirishima, tearing up: I’m your best friend??

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All Might: You should apologize Bakugou: Hell no All Might: I expected better of you Bakugou: That's your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that

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Midoriya, to himself: Step one: don't get feelings for any classmates

Uraraka: Hi!

Midoriya: Failed step one

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Aizawa: Just slept for twelve hours, might go for twelve more Midnight, sarcastically: Just go into a coma why don't you Aizawa: God I wish

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Kaminari, about Jirou: I hugged my girl for too long just to annoy her and she said 'unhand me' Kaminari: Like damn, of course right away your majesty

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Kaminari, about Jirou: I hugged my girl for too long just to annoy her and she said 'unhand me' Kaminari: Like damn, of course right away your majesty

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Mina: Damn Iida, are you secretly cool? Iida: Well poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool. Mina: I do not

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Aizawa: It must be so nice to be rich instead of like having to develop a personality Endeavor: Shut up Aizawa: Buy my silence

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Dabi: Natsuo is NOT allowed at my second funeral. He just said the next one would be open casket "just to be sure"