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mia-no-tequila · 14 days ago

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Guys its Dan Howell's birthday and I didn't realize because I was depression napping. Which because its dan is kinda celebrating in its own right let's be real with ourselves

#dan and phil #dnp #dip and pip #daniel howell #dan howell #happy birthday dan

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mia-no-tequila · 25 days ago

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She terrible on my influence until I tour

#dan howell #phandom #dnp #dip and pip

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mia-no-tequila · 26 days ago

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#ohhh prev does not know the petekey lore #they don't know the summer of like

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mia-no-tequila · 26 days ago

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logging in just to post this

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mia-no-tequila · 26 days ago

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#this came to me in a dream #which is why insomnia is okay sometimes #dan and phil #phandom #phan #fob if you squint #petekey #kinda

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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If I were dan or phil id go back to one of my old videos and crop out a very memorable but less memed/screen recorded clip and keep watching fans talk about it and create a fake Mandela effect. Also id gaslight them if its ever brought up.

#dan and phil #phandom #amazingphil #daniel howell #dnp #dip and pip #phan #phannie

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

#shoutout thinking about girls (user not activity)#gotta be my favorite reason to drunk cry #though i drunk cry over both the action and fanfics written by the user so #pick ur poison?

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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If you are thinking about getting ur dancewear heels on tiktok shop....don't? Just watched a girl eat shit on dry land cuz her platform brok

#prev if phil lester dies it will be exactly BECAUSE he inists on buying everything off tiktok shop #this is my post and youve all made me imagine phil in pleasers. thnx for thst.

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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Just fell into the shower. I was not in the shower originally.

#how? girl idk

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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I am cheering and clapping

came into the room my dog was in and he moved to sit closer to the window so he can keep guard while i watch youtube

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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10 posts!

Chronically online but Hella fine [applause sound effect]

#10 posts #tumblr milestone

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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came into the room my dog was in and he moved to sit closer to the window so he can keep guard while i watch youtube

#he will eat the evil window spirit's.#thank him

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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If you are thinking about getting ur dancewear heels on tiktok shop....don't? Just watched a girl eat shit on dry land cuz her platform brok

#dancewear #this has been a psa

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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Guys I had say gex on easter and now the pope is dead. Coincidence? No

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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Maladaptive daydreaming is wild. Why am I crying about a mental fanfic where Dan died of an illness and Phil is telling their adoptive daughter not to fall in love

(All based on the song terrible things - mayday parade)

#what is wrong with me #a lot #i need to daydrink

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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I am a Dan-itty-bitties / Phil-big-jugs phyuri truther.

Dan in a black slip dress with her itty bitties and no bra / Phil with a sports bra and thick baggy shirt (with something silly on it) to casually cover the DDs

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mia-no-tequila · 2 months ago

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Im not drunk today that's crazy

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