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you two are both geniuses and i will be referring back to this whenever i try to write Ralph

I love Ralph's development so much throughout Lord of the Flies

the way he starts out just like the rest of the boys- laughing at Piggy and revealing his nickname when Piggy asks not to be called Piggy, calling Simon queer and not using his leadership to his full extent and just being too lax with everyone and then the fire goes out and they miss their chance of rescue and the pressure of leadership and the stress of looking out for the group changes him, how he goes from ignoring and pushing Piggy away to valuing his advice and valuing his friendship, to making sure Simon is heard at the meeting, to trying to convince the other boys to get their act together and actually start working towards rescue instead of lazing around all day

how he matures from watching the ship disappear from the horizon knowing it was their immaturity and inability to focus on their goal of rescue and Ralph's own lenient leadership that failed them that day, vowing to never let it happen again and to always focus on the end goal, all trace of the old Ralph gone, yet he still gets distracted he still joins Jack's hunt and almost hurts Robert(? might be someone else) with the other boys, he still joins Jacks group at the feast and kills Simon along with the other boys.

Ralph gets so close to slipping into the same fate as the others yet he still perseveres and holds on to the responsibility he feels towards the other boys and making sure they get home, he's still guilty and remorseful over the ship pass away, his guilt and grief stop him from embracing his impulsiveness, his guilt and responsibility keeps him sane and focused on the welfare rather than the happiness of the group, keeps him aware and full of clarity even as he's literally dissociating and distressed over the events of the book, and then finally realizing how easy it is to fall victim to being in the moment and how easy it is to hurt someone, how hard it truly is to be good, how evil exists inside them all

despite how much he changes I appreciate how his goal has always been to be rescued and how he holds on to hope and represses his impulsivity in order to work towards rescue, Ralph's internal struggle to repress his own desires and impulses because of his self perceived responsibility is so so interesting to me and watching him mature thought out the book is both heartbreaking yet admirable

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well maybe more people would understand the idea of being aro allo if it wasn’t always framed as being anti-commitment, slutty, or manipulative

let’s work on that

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i like the idea of the way ralger tries to communicate their feelings is through middle school snack sharing. like roger would eat a bit of his serving of pork and then he gives it to ralph then turning to jack to talk about how cool they were for hunting that piglet (totally not trying to impress ralph). Or when they’re switching who’s watching the fire, itll be ralph giving some nuts he roasted on the fire to roger as it’s his and maurice’s turn and then he gets annoyed if he sees roger share the nuts cuz that’s so twelve of them. or roger slicing some of the ripest fruit he found and giving it to ralph on a palm leave before hiding off to the heart of the island out of nervousness. and if they do share food without a way to hide away they either say nothing or they’ll complain about bug bites and not being able to shower

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RIP former roman emperor commodus you would have loved Roger from lord of the flies

they call him roger the gentle

roger the KIND

roger the NURTURING

roger the CHARITABLE

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gooner piggy

Please do not sexualize the boys in your asks in the William Golding ask blog

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geta & caracalla :) uhhhhh it’s like. so it’s a shared dream, but a nightmare. that’s the general idea here. the palace is a maze. no one is going to wake up feeling well rested from this lmao

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

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LMAOOSHHH CLOCKED ME

NONE OF MY IRLS WERE MEANT TO KNOW ABIUT MY HETALIA INTEREST💔💔💔 it’s so embarrassing

pleas don’t look up hetalia fandom dude THEY DONT REPRESENT ME OK I JUST LIKE THE SJOW😭😭😭😭 im one of the normal ones trust.. trust…

and chess the musical you say… hmmm…. might have to listen to that for the rusame grind ifykwim

Cold War Yaoi🫶

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DUDE !!!!!!!

“Dude, I even smell like a hero!”

A stimboard of America from Hetalia for anon with hand stims and luminescence!

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🍔 - x - 🍔

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oh? you ship enemies to lovers? what’s your opinion on the current political interactions of Russia and America .

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Bri forced me to make this post

AESTHETIC !!!!

ok but actually I really like the framing of this one. the balance of colors and hue and. Brightness are really pretty. iem so jealous of you and will be studying this to steal what I like from your art

his little 😥 face… my cutie… i want to ruffles his hair ….

I like the face paint with the swirlies around his forehead cause it reminds me of a target. like lul. piggy with a target on his head. subtle foreshadowing

i wish Ralph died instead of him

MORE! MORE! I WANT MORE!! TAG ME IF YOU DRAW HIM AGAIN BRI🤬🤬🤬🤬

Piggy again. My Apologies for drawing him all the time but I just love him so 🐷❤ (closeups under the cut)

This could be good for like an au where Ralph gets crushed by the boulder instead of Piggy or smth.. But HE'S NOT DEAD!! Get Ralph instead!! ｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

Based off of this post by smart funny and talented moot ♡ Yeah I know I have no original ideas ever

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Raleigh Allebach needs to die Raleigh Allebach needs to die I need her Dead

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what on earth are you supposed to be doing

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really sorry to say this but the last paragraph reminds me of this tweet so much

this account is weird, why would you see genuine allegations of pedophilia and racism and your first instinct be to make an account satirizing it

and if it’s not about the allegations against him / you don’t take them seriously and rather about him being awkward then you’re harassing an autistic man for his poor social skills

I was planning on leaving this ask unanswered but I decided it was time I answer this.

While I get your concern, I would like to remind you that this an anonymous account. I can reassure you that we've taken other measures to spread awareness of his actions and bring him to light. This is a lighthearted satire blog. Given the fact you've chosen to be anonymous, we the puternephew team have no reference for your contributions to the puterboy case.

In addition, I would like to say that puterboy is grown man of 30. He can handle his own. In addition, he has shown his refusal to change his behavior despite being told repeatedly his actions is inappropriate. This is not a case of "autism causing poor social skills."

Furthermore, satire has existed since the dawn of history. We are not claiming that his actions are permissible by any means. We are simply bringing to light his actions in a light-hearted, humorous way. Would you direct this vindication to media such as Jojo Rabbit or Animal Farm? Surely the actions of the Nazi party and Stalinist Russia are more deplorable than puterboy's.

Hope this cleared a few things up!

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being aro is so confusing because like. I want the emotional closeness and devotion that comes with a romantic relationship but at the same time I only ever see them as a platonic soulmate

what am I supposed to even do