millennialfalconry

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to be a shitposter are you only allowed to post shitposts or can you occasionally do a real talk post

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Not sure what teen needs to hear this but eating a lot of GRAPEFRUIT makes birth control INEFFECTIVE

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ASMR, aka a person with misophonia's worst nightmare

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funny how instead of making their ingredients healthier, McDonalds just seems to opt for making their food smaller and smaller

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I knew those dang raccoons would get way more likes than me

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Best things to be during the plague: an adult without human offspring

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99 cents store for the 99 percent, amirite?

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I mostly just made this blog because I liked my username idea, but I think it might be wasted on me so let me know if you want to pay me a million dollars for it pls it would really help me pay for a small fixer upper

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If you're procrastinating on going pee right now, go do it <3

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I was ordering McDonalds and they asked if I wanted any sauce and I said "no" without thinking because when I was a child I didn't like anything, and then my brain turned on and I was like wait sorry I'm old and I want sauce

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Meeting someone new: I will either instantly trust you with my life and tell you way more than you wanted to know, OR I don't trust you right away so I just become someone else for the entire day??

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I always imagine people's reactions to my posts and I think that makes me bad at shitposting.

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imagine how much you would get done if you never procrastinated

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honestly though is anyone still on this website?

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Does anyone else think pandas are overrated in terms of cuteness

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please

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finally a place to share my most useless thoughts <3