miltonthecatherder
miltonthecatherder
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Please don't follow me. I'm lost too. I post funny stuff and cute animals. No screamers, jumpscares or flashers ever. I don't like them either. Aro/Ace.♠️
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miltonthecatherder · 3 hours ago
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miltonthecatherder · 3 hours ago
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Only those who are over 65 years of age or have a "high-risk health condition" will be permitted to receive the 2025 COVID vaccine.
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miltonthecatherder · 4 hours ago
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miltonthecatherder · 4 hours ago
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u + ur flag..
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miltonthecatherder · 6 hours ago
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miltonthecatherder · 6 hours ago
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so here's what I've now done to make the internet usable as a person living in the UK without handing my ID and/or facial scans over to random third parties:
signed up for a ProtonVPN account
set up a tunnel from my router to a ProtonVPN server in Sweden
written a python script to query DNS servers for social media domains every 15 minutes and collate the results into a list of IP address ranges
created routing and firewall policies to block connections to those IP ranges on my normal connection and send them through the VPN tunnel instead
set up a second, personal VPN so I can make my mobile devices connect to the internet through my home network even when I'm not at home
now it's time to open source this whole thing so others can enjoy using the internet the same way they did three weeks ago
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miltonthecatherder · 6 hours ago
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Love seeing working poodles with lion cuts, it's so funny
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miltonthecatherder · 6 hours ago
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“WAR! WAR! ALL THE TIME, GEOFF. ALL THE TIME, GEOFF. WAR ALL THE TIME.”
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miltonthecatherder · 8 hours ago
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keposhka font [only has uppercase atm, includes ligatures]
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miltonthecatherder · 10 hours ago
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Fresh out the City, you are a recent escapee attempting to find your way about the Zones. You have found a place to stay at the Paradise Motel and are coming to the realisation you have no idea what is going on in general. You have yet to find a group to fall in with.
In the hallway of the motel, just outside the room the same salesman you've seen nearly everywhere else is set up, a small crowd seems to gather around a radio. You ask a slightly less-involved seeming person on the edge what's going on. "It's Wednesday" is the only reply you get.
What now?
> try and listen to the radio
> ask how are they saying wednesday like that
> push your way into the salesmans place
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miltonthecatherder · 10 hours ago
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Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady
Us: speak only limited German
Lady: barely speaks English
Us:
Lady:
Lady: Czech? Slovak?
Us: Czech
Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right
Lady: understand Yugoslavian?
Us:
Us: yeah that works
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miltonthecatherder · 11 hours ago
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窓辺で伸びるねこ。 #世之介日記 #cat
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miltonthecatherder · 11 hours ago
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To people with glasses, are your glasses a color other than black?
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miltonthecatherder · 11 hours ago
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we need to save that poor girl on twitter getting cancelled for describing in great detail how she would cook eat and serve paul mccartney for dinner
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miltonthecatherder · 11 hours ago
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I love baseball
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miltonthecatherder · 19 hours ago
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"We're gonna kill some people! I don't even know what they did."
All pretences are gone, and yet, people still vote yes. Gerard doesn't need to dance around it anymore, to call it an election or to treat it with any decorum. Let's fucking kill some people, he says, and yay, we cheer
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miltonthecatherder · 19 hours ago
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The original rules being rlly silly and light hearted so that when they are changed later and become more intense, restrictive, and dangerous it goes unnoticed. A reflection of modern laws being put into place that at first seem unimportant or like not a big deal, as a guise to put more threatening laws into effect. Does anyone hear me oh my goddd
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