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Dear Mined,

If your initial tests are successful. Can we see a commercial conscious transfer? I'd personally love to become a chicken

Sincerely,

A valuable customer

Dear valuable customer, Currently non-players may go through the process of the conscious transfer for the low price of 35 diamonds. Player transfers are still in the testing phase, however we are always looking for volunteers for the experiments. To volunteer for this role, please contact ███-███-████ or email ███████@█████.███ Sincerely, mined

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kentucky fried chicken lined research branch when???

Dear citizen, Why would we fry the chicken when we can use them as subjects for our tests? We encourage you to try out frying a different animal to consume. Sincerely, mined

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Test #: MJAAFK06 Date: ██/██/████ Subjects: Player █████ █████, CH-██████ Head Researcher: Dr. ██████ Experiment failure. Transfer failure. Player █████ █████ returned to daily life, test ██████ ordered on CH-███���██.

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i am a dog and i find your statement VERY offensive. i am VERY smart and easy to work with. i HATE chickens. i am SUPERIOR.

Dear Concerned Dog,

We welcome you to come by during business hours and submit your compliant in person.

Sincerely, mined

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Hey. Uh. I've gotten some complaints about pollution? And I can't help but notice the...ah...green sludge? Can you fix that?

- Sincerely, Concerned Civilian

Dear Concerned Civilian,

Everything is fine. You are safe. It will not hurt you. Follow the directions of the employees down there, and return to your daily life.

Sincerely, mined

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why a chicken??? you could've used ANY other animal!! why can't mumbo be something cute like a cat or a dog 😭😭

They were the simplest life form to work with. They didn't fight back as we began our tests, and are easy to reproduce. Their minds are also quite intelligent; perfect for the memories and thoughts it will soon be taking on.

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Here at mined, we are working to create a better future for all. Using cutting edge redstone research, and deepmined™ artificial intelligence, we are striving towards longevity and the preservation of the lived experience. Everything can be stored, everything can be preserved. Nothing will be lost. Our funded research projects continue to show huge strides, and we will be moving forward into human trials shortly. Soon we will be living forever. Sincerely, mined.

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Hi :D Oli here, i use hy/him prns. I also run mumbo, ren and skizz mailboxes. My brain is just thinking a lot about MINED and kinds want to be ominious on this sometimes

All interactions are welcome. I don't have any scientist characters fleshed out but there are thoughts, so while its gonna be messy for a while hopefully itll get figured out soon.. and hopefully before s10 ends.

Boundaries: no graphic NSFW asks (jokes are fine), OC asks are fine, big fat no to animal death stuff, and no DSMP related mailboxes for my own comfort