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Today on shit I misheard "The Beverly Hills Killbillies"

Now I want a horror b movie.

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The kind of tired that can only be fixed by staying around 6 months in a scifi glass cylinder.

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Do It Yourself - Bill Sutton, Serial experiments lain amv save notepad

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That old black magic but its actually about black magic

The girl is hot too she just also happens to be a witch.

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The gamecube controller also let you press any of the other buttons while holding A.

gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons

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"Get me one of those capri sun salads." - some guy

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Lucy in the sky with diamonds might be cosmic horror

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Go ahead, just keep throwing money at stuff people wont buy, I'm sure it will work out for you

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You know that whole Bloody Mary thing? Yeah shes real but it turns out theres more rules to it.

First off its not just mirrors, its any reflective surface as long as it reflects enough light.

Second she has to leave through where she came in. Third she cant leave until shes killed someone.

Fourth, shes effectively immortal. And lastly fifth, there's a reason we haven't gone back to the moon

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Eldritch horror but instead of regular horrors beyond your comprehension its stuff like you need to navigate the multiplanar dmv or to do cthulhu's non euclidean taxes.

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I vote we make a new pictogram if this meme has any staying power ▲▲●▲

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Do it Yourself by Bill Sutton except he never finishes the computer and the components continue to get more worrying.

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You know I just realized movie timestamps are formatted the same way as bible verses. Bill & Ted 79:59

Be excellent to each other.

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It took Y2K a while but it came through in the end

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Outback Snekhouse

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Thinking about it daredevil is prolly one of the few superheroes equipped to handle the general unfairness of modern society legally by being a lawyer, at least legally.

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Average CEO making the worst decisions physically possible every second while at work.