Average CEO making the worst decisions physically possible every second while at work.
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Guess what it is this time
Average CEO making the worst decisions physically possible every second while at work.
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You're at the pearly gates and St. Peter asks:
"Did you die though?"
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That one wizard in town that shifts the labyrinth in front of his tower to make delivery drivers take long enough that he gets free pizza.
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What if the Scooby gang are the originating patient zeros of the greater Seattle polycule.
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It might just be my imagination and the sleep deprivation talking but doesn't Lumpy Space Princess sound like the lead singer from system of a down?
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lab shoes for raptors and other unhinged things you google as an artist.
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Cant imagine the fallout if they made a moetron for gen Z
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Does anyone have any good recipes for sauteing the horrors? I still have some frozen leftovers from thanksgiving and I want to use them to make room for the xmas horrors.
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It fucken fgogy
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Medieval peasant drinking mcdonalds sprite this, Victorian person eating a single dorito that. They're prolly tough enough from massive amounts of alcohol and regular lead-infused opium use that it wouldn't affect them much. Now show me current year billionaires doing 1600's hard blue collar labor instead, they would evaporate in an instant.
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20 - Phoenix
Sloan's true fans caught on to her whole "end by collapsing into a pile of ash and cinder" shtick pretty quickly. It didn't matter. The calls for encore just came faster, and Sloan never leaves people wanting.
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Brooms are old fashioned tools of travel. Vacuum cleaners and automatic Roombas are where it's at! Hip & Cool!!
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Not sure if its ever been mentioned but the autism creatures eyes are forward facing, its not a prey animal.
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