mini-green-goblin

[mini-green-goblin]

"Yo bestieee what you up to?"

@peterparker-who

Oh you know…surviving

[mini-green-goblin]

Dos he have a lot of kids?

"I got adopted again :D '

@peterparker-who

Unsurprising, this feels like a monthly occurrence. Who is it?

[mini-green-goblin]

Like Deadpool?

Well I’m happy for you, Peter.

"I got adopted again :D '

@peterparker-who

Unsurprising, this feels like a monthly occurrence. Who is it?

[mini-green-goblin]

"I got adopted again :D '

@peterparker-who

Unsurprising, this feels like a monthly occurrence. Who is it?

[mini-green-goblin]

//Send me ask plz guys 🙏//

[mini-green-goblin]

Oh boy

You sir have come to the right person. Normally I’m the one giving those but occasionally I’ve gotten one myself.

"Uhhh can I borrow some foundation for my neck@

@peterparker-who

Course! What shade? I have a collection…

[mini-green-goblin]

"Uhhh can I borrow some foundation for my neck@

@peterparker-who

Course! What shade? I have a collection…

[mini-green-goblin]

All the customers are buying

And the money’s multiplying

And the PR people are lying

And the lawyers are denying

Who cares if a few trees are dying?

It’s all so gratifying

How bad could this possibly be?

How bad can I be? I’m just doing what comes naturally. How bad can I be? I’m just living out my destiny. How bad can I be? I’m just doing what comes naturally. How bad could I possibly be?

[mini-green-goblin]

There’s a principal in business that everybody knows is sound. It’s says:

The people with the money make this ever loving world go round.

So I’m bigger in my company. I’m bigger in my factory. I’m bigger in my corporate sign. Everybody out there take of yours but me I’ll take care of mine. 💵💵💵

How bad can I be? I’m just doing what comes naturally. How bad can I be? I’m just living out my destiny. How bad can I be? I’m just doing what comes naturally. How bad could I possibly be?

[mini-green-goblin]

Well there’s a principle of nature that almost every creature knows. It’s called survival of the fittest. Check it this is how goes:

The animal that eats gotta scratch and fight and claw and bite and punch. The animal that doesn’t winds up someone else’s lunch. I’m just saying 🤷‍♀️😉

How bad can I be? I’m just doing what comes naturally. How bad can I be? I’m just living out my destiny. How bad can I be? I’m just doing what comes naturally. How bad could I possibly be?

[mini-green-goblin]

How bad can I be? I’m just doing what comes naturally. How bad can I be? I’m just living out my destiny. How bad can I be? I’m just doing what comes naturally. How bad could I possibly be?

[mini-green-goblin]

🙃💀😒🤔🫠

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

[mini-green-goblin]

I said ok geez. No need to get all prouncy

🙃 I need attention

"Wanna make grass brownies?"

[mini-green-goblin]

Ok but you’ll probably be sick once you sober up

🙃 I need attention

"Wanna make grass brownies?"

[mini-green-goblin]

*starts muttering “Listen to new people”*

🙃 I need attention

"Wanna make grass brownies?"

[mini-green-goblin]

Peter I would buy you the joint if you asked

🙃 I need attention

"Wanna make grass brownies?"

[mini-green-goblin]

Guys I ate more and I’m started to feel it~

🙃 I need attention

"Wanna make grass brownies?"