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Shittily cropped Croaker and Strange Icons for you and your mortal enemy. 🗣

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Me devastated to be called Alexander Hamilton at Dashcon 2 and then getting victim blamed for it

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Muppet Joker on their way to Dashcon 2

Song- FleshMaze Tango

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Here’s to a great night!

Thank you to everyone who came

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I’ve been informed that father strange has won!!! ✨

Alexa play “who lives, who dies, who tells your story “ (idk I only watched Hamilton once)

Honestly all the photos of the duel look like everyone is having a blast I wish I could be there

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WEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

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On the outside always looking in..

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Just watched @the-muppet-joker play horse plinco best day of my life

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@the-muppet-joker in death you reach your divinity

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@strange-aeons how do you feel that you’ve invented WWE but for nerds

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dashcon 2 is genuinely the good ending we deserve. i hope they do it again

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witnessed @strange-aeons kill @the-muppet-joker in the pit at Dashcon 2

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Someone proposed in the ball pit!!

Congrats again if either of you see this!!!

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These photos surfacing from Dashcon 2 look exactly like how I imagine Dashcon 1 was supposed to look. It's straight up like seeing visions from an alternate reality where Dashcon actually happened properly and wasn't a behind-the-scenes disaster, except it's real life and it's happening right now in 2025. The Muppet Joker is dead. The Ballpit is unpeed in. Nature is healing. Long live Dashcon.

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@strange-aeons being knighted Sir Strange of Dashcon by the Queen of the Ballpit herself before running off to fight (and possibly murder) Robespierre was truly the best way Dashcon 2 could've ended. That and the crowd singing We are the Champions. What a time to be alive.