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I think I enjoy crushing on someone more than actually liking them as a person fr romantically

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Gonna start upgrading all of 13 year old me’s shitty ass drafts and post them 🫡🫡

She would be so proud 🤧🤧🤧

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What is it like having a longtime crush on Fred Weasley?

Why did you even like this jerk again?

Oh yeah, it was during first year potions.

Fred and his brother hadn’t earned their prankster title yet, all they were known for was being the usual rascal first years that come and go annually.

Anyways, Snape was on your ass about something like he always is, but he had been particularly harsh on you. He singled you out in front of the entire class, ridiculing you for forgetting a step and costing yourself an acceptable potion brew.

Then Fred, out of the goodness of his heart or maybe simply possessed, knocked over his cauldron. His brew had been going perfectly, and he just dumped it on the floor to get the heat off your back.

Later on Fred played it off as a complete accident. It didn’t matter if it really was one or not, from then on you’ve been hooked.

It didn’t take you long to realize having a crush on Fred Weasley is the fucking worse.

Fred quickly grew in popularity (and height) since becoming your potions savior.

There was never a moment where Fred wasn’t alone. George, Angelina, Lee, Alicia. There was always somebody.

It didn’t help that Fred’s name always popped up in conversation you weren’t apart of. Was this really the only way you could get to know him? By overhearing what other people have said about him?

“Can I see your transfig worksheet answers?” - “Sorry, already lent them to Fred.” - “Ah, he needs them more than me.”

Why didn’t Fred ask you? He knew you fairly well enough to leech off you for answers, even if he didn’t know you at all you would still let him.

Group settings are cursed blessings. Whenever your friend groups merge for whatever reason, parties, quidditch celebrations, birthdays, Fred would be there.

And it’s almost worse than not being able to talk to Fred at all.

Because there’ll be fleeting, small moments where Fred will whisper a joke to you - just to you. Or he’ll end up sitting next to you on the overfilled couch, pressed against each other. He’ll find you stranded at a party, snatch up your bottle of butterbeer and down whatever’s left.

Then you have to act like everything is perfectly fine.

Because Mr. Popular over here treats everyone the same

You receive wrapped chocolate hearts for Valentine’s Day? So does every other student

+ once unwrapped, the chocolate hearts turn into literally frog hearts. Not the cute chocolate frogs. Actual frog hearts. (It ended up being fairly useful for a potions assignment)

You try to teach yourself that any sign of affection from Fred can only be interpreted as friendliness at best and a practical joke at worst.

But then Fred will grin at you from across the room like he’s waiting until he can tell you a new joke. He’ll tell the joke to someone like Lee or Angelina before you.

So what is it like having a crush on Fred Weasley?

Absolutely awful.

part 2?

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I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

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i have such a weird system like my hp drafts have been in Wattpad for years, my haikyuu drafts been in my notes app for years, and my mcu drafts are in one (1) single google doc

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phantasm

004. apple doesn’t fall from the tree

remus lupin જ⁀➴ fem!vampire!oc

remus lupin is under the assumption snape is a drug dealer and his biggest customer is jubilation delight.

tags/warning. marauders era

notes. this is the last of my prewritten chapters. they’ve been in my drafts for literal years. about time they’ve seen the light of day!

series masterlist → previous → chapter five.

This was the most progress Remus had on Project Delight in weeks. He's still a bit iffy with his animagus theory, he hopes taking it up with the rest of the boys will help connect some loose ends. During breakfast they were huddled up with Remus and Peter across from Sirius and James, Remus began laying out his animagus theory. He was just about to start explaining what he overheard in the infirmary, when Sirius suddenly clapped his hands—

"Okay but what if — and stay with me now," Sirius held up his hands. "She's a vampire," he said in a whisper. The three other boys looked at him with confusion, beckoning him to go on. "She's acing history even though Binns is a nut head! The only way you could pass his class... is if you've lived through it!"

Sirius lost all credibility at that moment.

"I'm acing his class too," Remus hoped that using Sirius' lingo would make it easier for him to understand.

Peter added on, "My grades are far from perfect but I'm doin' alright."

James agreed. "I scored seventy-one percent on the last quiz, can you believe it?" He said with shameless pride.

Sirius looked at each one of his friends like traitors. "Am I the only one failing?"

Remus knew the only way Sirius could let his theory go is if they disapproved it. "What do you two think of his vampire theory?" He asked Peter and James. It was obvious none of them really bought it.

Peter shrugged, "Shall we test it out?" He picked up an apple. "Everybody knows vampires have enhanced reflexes. We throw this and see if she'll catch it." The other three nodded along, it made sense. That part of vampire lore has already been proven as fact.

With Hufflepuff being in between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw table, Sirius, with his beater experience, was designated to throw it. They stood up to find Delight over the Hufflepuffs and through dozens of other Ravenclaws.

Delight was on the far left, doing last minute potion prep. She's levitating a goblet filled with Merlin-knows-what over a candle. The cup didn't even wobble as she flipped through her potions textbook. Delight was with two friends, multitasking levitation, reading, listening, and talking. They sat across from her meaning the four boys were unable to identify her companions.

She laughed at whatever the blonde said as she used her freehand to cast another spell that squeezed a couple beans dry for its juices. Her control was unbelievably steady. If Remus wasn't so put off by her possible drug addiction, he might've been impressed.

Remus enlarged James' silver knife for a makeshift bat. Sirius positioned it just above his back shoulder like he would do during quidditch games. Peter pitched the apple, and Sirius swung. Hard.

He hit his target perfectly, the goblet, accurate and precise. If this potion was for Slughorn's last lesson, which it had to be, she'd have no choice but to react and catch it to save herself from one of Slughorn's lectures, and her grade too of course.

She did not. Instead the goblet spilled all over Delight, turning her white uniform shirt into a pale lilac color, which was odd because the potion Slugnorn assigned was supposed to turn yellow. It just meant Delight was going to fail with or without their sabotage, Remus thought to himself to justify their actions.

This would be the second time Sirius issued a wardrobe malfunction. One of her friends, the blonde, took off her robes and placed it over Delight's chest.

The four boys had already immediately ducked, heads against the table with their robe hoods pulled over.

"She might not be a vampire, fellas," Peter said into his arms with his eyes peeking out from under.

"You think?!" Sirius raised his head to reply frantically as quietly as he could.

"Hey! This was your theory!" Peter snapped.

A few moments later, there was a light thud in between the four boys. Remus peeked out, it was the apple, somehow pieced back together. Black ink was etched on in perfect penmanship considering it was on a bloody apple. Seeing the handwriting and message made Sirius' face grow paler than Remus' after a full moon.

Leave my friends out of this.

Before any of them could react, somebody else must have noticed the apple going from Gryffindor to Ravenclaw and back to Gryffindor. The rightful assumption that it was Potter, Black, Lupin, and Pettigrew's fault. They aren't sure who fought back, but a loaf of bread was thrown to an innocent second year Gryffindor, Junius Campbell. When his friends backed him up, they had terrible aim and a slice of French toast flew all the way to the Slytherin table, cueing the domino effect of a fully fledged food fight.

Remus ruled out vampire in his mental Jubilation Delight's Potential Secrets list.

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Billie furiously patted the purple blob on her shirt with a napkin. All her hard work to adjust the measurements for a cauldron full of a Draught of Living Death to fit a goblet went in vain.

She accepted Pandora's robes with gratitude. "It's a bad omen," Pandora said as a fact. "You aren't meant to brew the potion."

"What use do you have for that blasted potion?" Billie figured the only reason the younger Black brother was sitting with her was for Pandora's sake. He didn't know of her condition, Pandora and Junius Campbell were the only students who knew. "Tell me why and I'll brew it for you," Black gambled.

Pandora jabbed him in the side, ready to scold him off for being nosy. Billie shook her head to ease Pandora. "I told you already, Black, I value a good night's rest," she cheekily replied.

She knew that answer never satisfied his question for why on Earth she would need such a strong dosage of the already strongest sleeping potion.

He glared at Billie. Finally relaxing, he instead focused on where the apple had originated. His eyes locked on a suspicious group of four boys with their heads down. Black hastily began collecting the scattered chunks of apple, it had pretty much exploded on impact. Black used a spell to piece together the apple chunks as whole again. He then snatched Billie's quill and scribbled something on the apple, with wet ink, he hurled it over the Hufflepuff table to precisely land onto Gryffindor's table.

Black dusted off his clothes and cleared his throat. "I apologize on the behalf of my brother and his idiot friends," he said, it almost sounded sincere.

Billie looked over the other students, finding a group of four hiding with guilt. If he was right, this was the second time she'd been a target of those four boys, both resulting in a change of clothes.

Continuing, she said, "Don't lose hair over it. If you really want to apologize, brew me a draught, yeah?"

"Not until you tell me what for—"

From her vantage point, Billie saw the slice of French toast flying towards the back of Black's head. She shoved his head down, Black resisted until he felt the toast whizzing over his curly hair. He rose when she let go of her iron grip around his skull. "Let's get out of here."

That's one thing they can both agree on. Billie stuffed her textbook into her bag before a lemon tart can get between the pages. With a couple of other fleeing students, Billie, Pandora, and Black left the Great Hall. Pandora and Black started heading to their first class while Billie had enough time to go back to Ravenclaw Tower and change her clothes.

On her way leaving the Ravenclaw common room with a fresh shirt, Billie heard a shushed voice calling her name.

"Billie! Pssst, Billie!"

She looked around the corridor and saw no speaker.

"Over here," a head peeked out from behind a corner, Junius Campbell with fangs sticking out of his grin. Billie looked around the corridor if the coast was clear before going up to Junius.

She playfully shoved his head down. "Put those away," she was referring to the fangs.

"I can't! It hurts when I tuck it in!" Junius made a big show over tucking his sharp fangs under his lips, then wincing and taking them back out.

Billie knew this was coming sooner than later. Vampire fangs aren't meant to be hidden, the sharp ends painfully poke the gummy inner lips whenever a vampire tries to hide it.

She softly grasped the boy's cheeks, keeping his mouth open to examine the fangs. Frustrated, Billie released to run a hand through her hair, trying to think up a solution. The temporary one was to use an in-progress Pandora™ cosmetic charm that will mask any flaws. Billie pointed her wand at his mouth and repeated the incantation. Instantly, the fangs started to shrink back into his lips.

"It'll come back in a few hours, 'round lunchtime — listen, even though it'll be lunch, you cannot eat, Junius. Go straight to the Hospital Wing and I'll meet you there."

"I can't eat?" Junius repeated with a pout. "I've skipped eating breakfast so my friends didn't see them."

Billie knelt down to Junius's level. "The charm was made by my friend. The side affects haven't been fully tested. Your teeth could fall out, grow twice as large, cause irritation and pain," she was speaking with experience. "Promise you won't eat."

The warnings had to convince him, but Junius promised.

Billie sent the boy off and continued going to class, arriving right on time. Does her punctuality matter when she fell asleep moments after the bell rang?

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phantasm

003. you try to be cool, you look like a fool to me

remus lupin જ⁀➴ fem!vampire!oc

remus lupin is under the assumption snape is a drug dealer and his biggest customer is jubilation delight.

tags/warning. marauders era

notes. thanks to the people who reblogged and liked! should i make a taglist?

series masterlist → previous → chapter four. apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

Billie barely has any clue as to what the fuck is going on. She closed her eyes for a second and now she's walking through the halls dripping wet with the Gryffindor Beloved. She was sure it had to be apart of a practical joke taking advantage of her sleep deprivation.

Though her sleep deprived state muddled her sanity, Billie had enough sense to keep her distance from Lupin.

She skipped breakfast in favor of ten minutes of sleep. Even if it was just watered down boar blood, it would have sustained her enough to not look at Lupin like a meal as she's doing right now. Billie could name where every single one of his wounds are and how fresh they are. Whether they've scabbed over yet, how deep the wounds are, how old they are. Being around people like Lupin is dangerous to her. Then again, Lupin is the only person Billie knows who gets hurt this often.

His most obvious wound was the fresh scar running from under his left ear to his nose. Then there was some sort of injury on both of his elbows and knees. His fingers, most likely the cuticles were ripped to shreds and have bled at one point.

Seriously, why did this guy always have so much stuff going on? She blames her poor transfiguration grade on him and his stupid injuries.

"Let's stop by the infirmary," Billie said. Madam Pomfrey would have a little snack for her. She at leasts dilutes the blood with cranberry juice instead of water.

Billie is lucky Lupin is a few paces ahead. Otherwise, her staring would be a lot more obvious. This man had to have dozens of scars across his back.

Not partaking in any... activities herself, Billie still heard the rumors. Lupin's name was often repeated.

He suddenly stopped walking and turned around. Billie feared he read her mind just then but he only said, "I was told to take you to your dorm and bring you straight back.

"And if I die of hyperthermia who will the blame fall on?" Billie made a show of wringing her hair dry and exaggerating her shivers.

Billie could see Lupin resisting the urge to roll his eyes. Instead, he just turned back around and continued walking, "You're lucky I don't want blood on my hands."

The rest of their short walk to the infirmary was in silence, only sound was their footsteps ( Billie's splotchy ones ) echoing in the corridors.

As the infirmary's grand doors creaked open to signal their arrival, Madam Pomfrey was ready to scold two kids for injuring themselves during a lesson until—

"Ah, it's just you two," she said instead.

Billie wouldn't be surprised Madam Pomfrey is familiar with Lupin. After all, that boy is leaking fresh blood once a month.

...he's leaking fresh blood once a month.

Billie might've just had a revelation.

Madam Pomfrey broke her out of her trance by smothering her wet face with a clean rag. "You're soaking wet, my dear," she stated the glaringly obvious. Billie had a trail of water droplets following her this entire time.

Billie softly pushed away Madam Pomfrey's hands. "We were just going to fetch myself a change of clothes... but I need some medicine. I skipped it this morning," she admitted, hanging her head low in embarrassment.

"Ah," Madam Pomfrey nodded with understanding. "And do you need anything, Remus?"

He softly smiled, shaking his head. "I'm just an escort."

Billie hasn’t received a smile anything like that the entire times.

As Madam Pomfrey retreated back to her office, she called out, "Don't get too comfortable, I want you two back in your lesson as soon as possible."

Now alone, on beds facing opposite each other, Billie and Lupin are left with only themselves to entertain each other.

With the awkwardness between them so bloody strong, Billie had to say something. Any longer being this stiff and quiet she would go insane.

She said the first there she thought of, "You're a regular here as well then?"

"Pardon?" Remus replied, seemingly disinterested.

Billie should've shut the fuck up from the beginning. She awkwardly clarified her small talk, "Oh, it just seems Pomfrey is quite familiar with you."

"Um... I guess?" Lupin raised a brow. He probably thinks she's being so nosy.

"Oh... We're pretty tight as well." As soon as the words left her mouth, Billie wanted to finish the job the vampire who turned her couldn't do. "...Like peas in a pod!” Gods, why is she still going on?

Lupin narrowed his eyes as he responded. "I see."

Madam Pomfrey finally came out of her office to save the day. She carried a tray with a solid goblet to hide its contents.

"If you keep skipping your medicine, I'll have to report it to Dumbledore," she said as a clear threat.

Billie choked on her diluted boar blood. Why must she be fucked sideways every other day? As Madam Pomfrey patted her back to soothe her choking, Billie coughed out, "Why?"

Billie didn't miss the cautious glance Pomfrey threw at Lupin. She leaned closer to Billie and whispered, "He's just concerned you're going to others sources for your medicine." The other sources being animals went unsaid.

Pomfrey cleared her throat and straightened up. She returned to her casual tone, "You two must've been with Minerva, old fashioned she is. Never wants students using magic when it's most convenient," she rattled on until continuing with a cheeky sternness, "Now, don't tell her I'm doing this for you." Madam Pomfrey performed a spell on Billie, she was instantly warmed up and her clothes dry.

Billie ran a hand through her hair, it was way softer than even before Black dumped water on her. "Woah, thanks, Ma'am!" she said with gratitude. "We would've missed the rest of the lesson just getting up Ravenclaw Tower."

"Like you weren't planning on that,” Lupin curtly said.

Madam Pomfrey loudly cleared her throat, recognizing Lupin's rude remark. Billie handed her the empty goblet.

Billie and Lupin’s trek back to Transfigurations was just as quiet.

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There are many eavesdropping spells at Remus' disposal thanks to James and Sirius. After years of being by the pranksters side, he's picked up a thing or two.

The medicine Pomfrey and Delight speak of, could it possibly be the same as Snape's vial? Possibly an enhance version of whatever Pomfrey gives Delight. If Dumbledore is already aware of the situation, Remus should probably stay out of it.

But Delight had been acting really weird. The second Madam Pomfrey stepped out, she launched into a weird, rambling monologue.

"...Like peas in a pod!" Delight continued on quite manically. Heavens knows why she keeps on having such a one sided conversation.

Remus narrowed in his eyes on her own. Delight quickly broke the eye contact, busying herself with admiring the soft bedsheets. Remus didn’t miss how the whites of her eyes were tinged with red.

Was she... was Delgiht high right this moment?

This situation might've ran deeper than Remus initially thought.

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HARRY POTTER MASTERLIST.

GOLDEN TRIO ERA

⋆⑅˚₊. harry potter

nicknames. ( જ⁀➴ fem!artist!sirius’ daughter!reader, romance, marauders live, series → tba )

22 best. ( જ⁀➴ fem!sirius’s daughter!reader, romance, series → tba )

⋆⑅˚₊. george weasley

shipwreck. ( જ⁀➴ fem!potter!reader, romance, marauders live, series → tba )

⋆⑅˚₊. fred weasley

what is it like having a longtime crush on fred weasley?

SOS? ( જ⁀➴ fem!pureblood!reader, romance, series → tba )

blue flower. ( જ⁀➴ fem!twin!reader, angst, romance, series → tba )

MARAUDERS ERA

⋆⑅˚₊. remus lupin

phantasm. ( જ⁀➴ fem!vampire!oc, romance, series → ongoing )

remus lupin is under the assumption snape is a drug dealer and his biggest customer is jubilation delight.

phantom. ( remus’ daughter!reader, gen, series → tba )

⋆⑅˚₊. sirius black

tba

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phantasm

002. (do i wanna know?)

remus lupin જ⁀➴ fem.vampire!oc

remus lupin is under the assumption snape is a drug dealer and his biggest customer is jubilation delight.

tags/warning. marauders era, remus is dumb as shit

notes. this chapter def needs some work but idgaf im posting it.

series masterlist → previous → chapter three. you try to be cool, you look like a fool to me

Weeks passed without the four boys continuing their detective work on the Delight Mystery Vial. Everyone was too busy; Sirius and James with quidditch, Peter with his knitting, and even though Remus didn't feel right knowing Junius was consuming whatever is inside the vial, he had the full moon to worry about.

He did his best to keep a close eye on Junius, Snape, and Delight whenever he had the chance, though. He was only able to see Junius during meals and the common room, even so he acted as sober as any twelve year old would. Then there was Snape. James and Sirius had lightened their load on tormenting him a while ago, but crossing paths with him was always inevitable when over half their classes were paired with Slytherins. He was boring and annoying as usual, showing nothing to be suspicious of.

With those two remaining stagnant, there was Delight. His only class with her is Transfiguration. As Remus calculated, she must be taking one vial a day because for the first four days, she was completely normal.

But after those four days? In this class alone she's lost her House 65 points solely from dozing off. If she's sleeping in her other lessons much as she is in Transfigurations, who knows how many points that adds up to.

Remus was staring at Delight nodding off when Lily broke his gaze by whispering, "There goes your little firefly, Remus." He was lucky McGonnagall gave them assigned seating and it's only ever Lily who catches his staring.

Remus whispered back, "An owl, raccoon, and now a firefly?"

Lily's been comparing Delight to a new creature every week. Owls for being 'night owls', raccoons for Delight's growing eye bags, and now a firefly. He waited for Lily's explanation.

Lily pointed to the oblong windows perfectly lining up with the desks of students. Remus followed her finger to Delight. The sunrays were practically reflecting off her skin. She was absolutely glowing, just like a firefly.

"A firefly..." Remus muttered to himself.

It took Lily no time to launch into a mini firefly history lecture. Remus tried his best to listen, truly, but something about fireflies stuck out to him.

When he finally decided to tune into Lily's word vomit, she gave him the answer. "...and according to Ewe folklore, the Adze can morph into a firefly."

It all makes sense. Delight is obviously an animagi and she takes the form of a firefly.

Nah that can't possible be it. logistically speaking. It still leaves so many unanswered questions. Well, it is the only lead Remus has got.

He looked closer at her glowing skin. In muggle science, it's called something like bioluminescence. Is it possible take in traits of your animagus form if you spend too much time as one? Remus thinks back on James, Sirius, and Peter. However they've always acted like wild animals before and after becoming anmagi. He refocused his gaze on Delight... Could it actually be possible?

Lily kicked his shin. "You're staring a bit too hard now..."

Seeing what she meant by her slightly judgmental expression, Remus jumped to defend himself. "The— Of course I wasn't looking at... I—" he stumbled, unable to find the words to defend himself.

Lily remained unconvinced. In attempt to sway his oddly intense focus on Delight, she changed the topic, "Did you hear about Myth Buster's next issue? They'll be debunking the Top 10 Common Vampire Myths, featuring Count Octavia."

Lily bought his interest instantly. Remus has been meaning to catch up on Vampire lore ever since everything studied about vampires was exposed as false by a mole in the Vampire Administration. It's an unbelievable phenomenon, imagine all the research from the past billions of years was falsified. On purpose too, mind you. Apparently a court of vampires from a lifetime ago decided to spread misinformation about vampires during the vile vampire hunts. It's speculated the dwindling vampire population rose from there on out.

"When's it coming out?" Remus nonchalantly asked, trying to disguise his eager curiosity.

Lily responded, "In two weeks—"

"Delight!" Remus and Lily jumped at Mcgonagall's outburst, initially thinking it was toward their hushed chattering. "Five points from Ravenclaw and another ten minutes to your ever growing. detention."

A Ravenclaw groaned. "Billie, you do this every lesson!" One roared. Mcgonagall didn't appreciate the shouting out and deducted another five points.

Lily frowned. "Every lesson? Do you think she's getting any sleep?" She said with sincere concern.

"I'm sure she's fine, Lily. She's probably just preparing for our seventh year like the rest of us." It was a small jab that they should probably focus on the lecture before McGonnagall catches whiff of their gossip.

About fifteen minutes later, Remus watched Delight burying her head into her arms, prepared to accept the consequences for a mere minute of sleep. In the time McGonnagall had her back turned, a rustic wooden bucket was shakily floating its way towards Delight. Giggles were suppressed as it got closer. Remus and Lily looked around the room, and who else would it be but Sirius. He wasn't even hiding it with the way his wand was clearly sticking out of his robes sleeve.

The bucket tilted over, testing if Delight would wake up over a few drops. She shuffled in her sleep, rubbing her neck where the droplets fell. Then in one swift movement, Sirius dumped the entire thing on her.

Instantly, Delight jumped out of her chair with a chilling gasp. Running a hand through her soaking wet hair as she shivered earned malicious laughs from the class. Lily had to elbow Remus in the ribs to stop his own soft chuckling.

McGonnagall said both Houses would lose twenty points if nobody revealed the culprit. Sirius was given up by the Ravenclaws in a heartbeat, losing Gryffindor only ten points. With James' prank against the Hufflepuffs during breakfast, losing the points hit hard.

McGonnagall ordered for Delight to head to Ravenclaw dormitory for a change of clothes. While Sirius earned himself an even longer detention. Both consequences gave Remus a laugh.

"Mister Lupin." Remus straightened himself up and wiped off his grin when McGonagall addressed him. "Escort Delight to ensure she doesn't fall asleep on the way." More laughter broke throughout the class.

As his face dropped at the command, Lily's formed into a cheeky smile.

"Have fun with your firefly," she whispered.

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phantasm

001. i know you ain’t a drug

remus lupin જ⁀➴ fem!vampire!oc

remus lupin is under the assumption snape is a drug dealer and his biggest customer is jubilation delight.

tags/warning. marauders era

notes. i’m tired of wattpad bots so im reposting on here

series masterlist → chapter two. (do i wanna know?)

sixth year, early autumn

Remus witnessed the trade of contraband on school property. Anyone behind the Fat Lady's portrait would know he's no saint but this was the chance of a life time: Severus Snape has been continually receiving a few galleons from some girl in exchange for seven vials of a mystery liquid.

This is the fourth time witnessing the exchange, every time on Prefect duty for the library. They would meet in the mythical creatures section. At first, Remus found it amusing, Snape harboring some sort of secret lover, but it was far more intriguing than that.

Looking between the gaps of the bookshelves, he saw Snape retract his hand with the seven vials just as the girl's outstretched hand reached closer.

Remus could hear, "You're light," from Snape in the faintest whisper. He was tossing the galleons and sickles in his hands, loudly clinking — taunting her, Remus realized. Snape is so weird! That is no way to treat his supposed lady.

"Come on, Snape. I got Junius paying you triple, didn't I?" The girl replied.

Junius? The only Junius Remus knew was that adorable second year in Gryffindor, Junius Campbell. Juni's grandmother was so ill he had to take off several months off school last year. Was he turning to drugs to cope? Not only that but this girl got him hooked, and Snape had no problem dealing to a kid. They might as well be perfect sickos for each other.

"He has lighter doses. You have me making it stronger every month. Slughorn's starting to notice the missing inventory," Snape replied sharply.

Remus deduced that he has been stealing from Professor Slughorn and who knows how many other professors are victim to the Snape thievery. Sirius, James, and Peter are gonna love the latest installment on their weekly Snape Drug Dealer theory bedtime story.

"I'll make it up next week." The girl tried snatching the vials from Snape's hands but he was too fast. He closed his hands into a fist.

"I do not do loans, Delight," Snape said with a bite.

Delight... Who in the world was Delight? Was it some sort of cutie pie nickname and they actually are lovers? Remus would have to ask Sirius later, that boy knew everything about everyone.

"Well how much can I get—" Delight broke off her sentence with a yawn then continued, "with that?" She gestured at the galleons and sickles in his hand.

Snape returned three vials into his inner robes pocket, four remaining in his hand. They were quickly snatched by the girl and she wasted no time to scurry away.

Snape left shortly after her. Then Remus was relieved of his duties and made his way back to Gryffindor tower to report everything back to his friends: Snape stealing from Slughorn, Snape selling to young Junius because of the mystery girl, and finally placing a name on said mystery girl, Delight.

"Delight..." Sirius repeated, racking his brain for everyone he's ever encountered. Finally, his eyes lit up. "Jubilation Delight! We had Defense with Ravenclaws in third year for two weeks before they were switched out for Slytherins. We had, um, had that Boggart training."

Remus remembered her now. Her boggart was a werewolf. The form earned shrieks from many of their classmates and then Delight flattened it into a rug after two attempts.

He shot to his feet after recollecting the memory of the blurred face whose worst fear was himself. The same flooding feelings of shame from back then engulfed Remus like it was yesterday.

Without further explanation, Remus stealthily made his way into the second year's dorm. All of them were out like a light. Remus found Junius's bed and carefully opened his bedside drawer. Sure enough, six vials were in a drawstring silk pouch. Holding up one of the vials, he transfigured a loose sickle into an exact clone. Just without the actual potion effects. Remus pocketed the real version and left as quick as he sneaked in.

Back at his dorm, Remus and all his friends huddled on the floor with the vial in the center, speculating what could it possibly be.

James made a big deal out of taking a sip, inching it close to his parted lips before breaking into shrilling laughter last second and pulling it away. He pushed the cork cap back on and tossed it to Peter. Then as if a game of hot potato, they were all tossing it back and forth, screaming when it landed in their grasps. It only stopped once McGonnagall appeared in their fireplace in her fiery form, scolding them and withdrawing House points.

After they were all forced into bed by McGonnagall's threat, Remus was the only one left awake. He couldn't get Jubilation Delight out of his head.

She was remarkably unmemorable. You'd think Remus would at least remember the face of the girl whose worst fear was himself, but a part of him completely forgot it was her until Sirius' reminder. Who exactly is Jubilation Delight and where has she been this entire time?

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phantasm

000. grabbed my hand and made it very clear there’s absolutely nothing for us here ─ೄྀ࿐જ⁀➴

— series masterlist

summary. remus lupin is under the assumption snape is a drug dealer and his biggest customer is jubilation delight.

pairing. remus lupin x fem!vampire!oc

genre. romance, crack

tags/warnings. marauders era, vampires, remus is a dumbass, and a bitchass, probably ooc, drugs addiction mentioned but no actual drugs used + more as updating

status. ongoing

jubilation 'billie' delight ━━ .. ཻུ۪𒈔ཻུ۪۪2🦇 ᬼ 𝓑🕰️

remus john lupin ━━ .. ཻུ۪𒈔ཻུ۪۪2🦢 ᬼ 𝓡🕯️

featuring. pandora lovegood, junius campbell (oc), regulus black, lily evans, sirius black, james potter, peter pettigrew, severus snape

one + two + three + four + five

soundtrack! (tba as updated)

000. secret door - arctic monkeys

001. so high - doja cat

002.  do i wanna know? - arctic monkeys

003. complicated - avril lavigne

004. apple - charlie xcx

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MIRA. she/her

FANDOMS. despicable me/minions, mcu, dcau, dc comics, aslfua, gilmore girls, hq, hp, marauders, thg, pjo, bridgerton, valorant, the office, paddington bear, mlp, the 100, hermitcraft, lifesteal, tawog, gravity falls, the boys, genv

MASTERLISTS. harry potter // mcu // haikyuu!!

REQUESTS. open!

CURRENT READ. mickey7 by edward ashton

WHATS PLAYING. fancy that by pinkpantheress

PLATFORMS. archiveofourown | wattpad | letterboxd

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Highkey highkey highkey starting to lose the plot of my fic. Writing all my supe important school essays got me writing fics uptight and too serious 💔💔 school sucked my charm out fr