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[misdreavusmishap]

Ghost types are icky

:(

Even him?

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i made s'mores cookies for *us.

*not for them.

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sure.

I've been having some thoughts about Paldea again. Since a friend of mine is on vacation there, it is on my mind.

Honestly it's the closest thing we have to a glitch region outside Glitch City. I've seen anomalies abounding within the region, Bad Eggs appearing, areas where clipping is possible, and it seems to be one of the only other regions where temporal weather conditions like Lag can impact the area. And... don't get me started about the sky. There's just something off-putting about it that I can't describe...

But most keenly to me of note is the crater dubbed Area Zero. I feel this area is where the most concentrated temporal instability shows itself. Enough so that Professors Sada and Turo were able to construct and operate a working time machine, and given the strange way time seems to flow down there, the lack of a Day and Night cycle, it seems as though they have at the center of their region perhaps the largest Time Pocket of them all. At least a larger one than I've ever seen.

That said.. I can't fathom why anyone would venture in there without a very good reason. It seems at the very least ill advised. And at its worst ridiculously dangerous...

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perhaps if you did not have to correct someone on every slight misstep in a direction you believe to be wrong.

I've been having some thoughts about Paldea again. Since a friend of mine is on vacation there, it is on my mind.

Honestly it's the closest thing we have to a glitch region outside Glitch City. I've seen anomalies abounding within the region, Bad Eggs appearing, areas where clipping is possible, and it seems to be one of the only other regions where temporal weather conditions like Lag can impact the area. And... don't get me started about the sky. There's just something off-putting about it that I can't describe...

But most keenly to me of note is the crater dubbed Area Zero. I feel this area is where the most concentrated temporal instability shows itself. Enough so that Professors Sada and Turo were able to construct and operate a working time machine, and given the strange way time seems to flow down there, the lack of a Day and Night cycle, it seems as though they have at the center of their region perhaps the largest Time Pocket of them all. At least a larger one than I've ever seen.

That said.. I can't fathom why anyone would venture in there without a very good reason. It seems at the very least ill advised. And at its worst ridiculously dangerous...

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But these Pokémon perform time instances, and will without revealing themselves. You couldn't unveil the source of the rift in time unless the Pokémon outwardly presented itself; which with being so valued, I doubt they would.

Whether you do or don't know where they're from, they provide the exact same amount of danger. Even Moreso from those who are dubbed "Legendary", considering the extensive amount of power they hold.

You are losing the point of what I'm saying. For something some can be oh so very used to, with or without explanation, who are you to label it as immediately dangerous.

I've been having some thoughts about Paldea again. Since a friend of mine is on vacation there, it is on my mind.

Honestly it's the closest thing we have to a glitch region outside Glitch City. I've seen anomalies abounding within the region, Bad Eggs appearing, areas where clipping is possible, and it seems to be one of the only other regions where temporal weather conditions like Lag can impact the area. And... don't get me started about the sky. There's just something off-putting about it that I can't describe...

But most keenly to me of note is the crater dubbed Area Zero. I feel this area is where the most concentrated temporal instability shows itself. Enough so that Professors Sada and Turo were able to construct and operate a working time machine, and given the strange way time seems to flow down there, the lack of a Day and Night cycle, it seems as though they have at the center of their region perhaps the largest Time Pocket of them all. At least a larger one than I've ever seen.

That said.. I can't fathom why anyone would venture in there without a very good reason. It seems at the very least ill advised. And at its worst ridiculously dangerous...

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Ah, do you.

I believe Celebi is a "Temporal Anomaly" in it of itself. Hoenn and Sinnoh have already been mentioned. I would rather skip Alola, but there was an event some time ago that suggested towards less-developed universes and therefore people.

I'm not claiming that people are wandering into the crater unprepared, I am telling you that situations like these, though not so specifically, are more than common. What makes this one so special to you. Because if it's simply the existence of unfamiliar pokémon, that seems rich.

I've been having some thoughts about Paldea again. Since a friend of mine is on vacation there, it is on my mind.

Honestly it's the closest thing we have to a glitch region outside Glitch City. I've seen anomalies abounding within the region, Bad Eggs appearing, areas where clipping is possible, and it seems to be one of the only other regions where temporal weather conditions like Lag can impact the area. And... don't get me started about the sky. There's just something off-putting about it that I can't describe...

But most keenly to me of note is the crater dubbed Area Zero. I feel this area is where the most concentrated temporal instability shows itself. Enough so that Professors Sada and Turo were able to construct and operate a working time machine, and given the strange way time seems to flow down there, the lack of a Day and Night cycle, it seems as though they have at the center of their region perhaps the largest Time Pocket of them all. At least a larger one than I've ever seen.

That said.. I can't fathom why anyone would venture in there without a very good reason. It seems at the very least ill advised. And at its worst ridiculously dangerous...

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Again, I wonder about your concern with this place, despite the similarities to the region you inhabit in this very post. Pokémon are dangerous, given fear or an unfamiliar location. Who would have guessed. Perhaps it is a natural reaction of a creature with likely no perception of long-term time.

I really do feel like you're exaggerating this. The Time Machine Is No Longer Active. the Natural Anomaly that had existed before still exists. The horror. It is not like phenomena like this happens in, oh i don't know, almost every other region

I've been having some thoughts about Paldea again. Since a friend of mine is on vacation there, it is on my mind.

Honestly it's the closest thing we have to a glitch region outside Glitch City. I've seen anomalies abounding within the region, Bad Eggs appearing, areas where clipping is possible, and it seems to be one of the only other regions where temporal weather conditions like Lag can impact the area. And... don't get me started about the sky. There's just something off-putting about it that I can't describe...

But most keenly to me of note is the crater dubbed Area Zero. I feel this area is where the most concentrated temporal instability shows itself. Enough so that Professors Sada and Turo were able to construct and operate a working time machine, and given the strange way time seems to flow down there, the lack of a Day and Night cycle, it seems as though they have at the center of their region perhaps the largest Time Pocket of them all. At least a larger one than I've ever seen.

That said.. I can't fathom why anyone would venture in there without a very good reason. It seems at the very least ill advised. And at its worst ridiculously dangerous...

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what the fuck is a stimboard. remove my user from this please

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stimboard for my own blog, @misdreavusmishap :3c

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We've gained another. Shroud member? during the time of the eclipse two days ago. I'm usually excited about new Misdreavus to care for but this one seems to be quite different. Hell it doesn't even have an actual necklace, the absorption pearls are on its head like a crown. What is up with this thing.

Turns out its name is Sunspot. I do not think I chose this name.

Any advice, if known, for taking care of this creature would be appreciated. As far as I know for now, it seems to be drawn to eating color rather than emotion. And in a similar manner to normal misdreavus, shows a degree of pickiness when it comes to what colors it decides to eat.

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Thank you, I am. Luckily it happened yesterday, and didn't seem to linger beyond that.

The only reason it happened is because this one was trying to cram it in her mouth. And frankly I would've rather gotten poisoned myself than have my Galvantula need an emergency Pokémon Center visit.

I will take your word on that though. I will never once hope to even encounter a Beedrill.

Pelipper mail! It’s a hot pink thermos filled with a soup of tofu cut into little hearts, bitter melon, ginger, tomatoes, and other vegetables. There’s also a small container of rice.

There’s a note attached: “Feel better soon, cousin! Eat this with the rice, it will help! -Zee”

@ladyzee-oddityhunter

This was wonderful, Zee. :] It made for a delicious breakfast, and a nice contrast to the weedle poisoning, ha. Thank you, very much.

[misdreavusmishap]

Pelipper mail! It’s a hot pink thermos filled with a soup of tofu cut into little hearts, bitter melon, ginger, tomatoes, and other vegetables. There’s also a small container of rice.

There’s a note attached: “Feel better soon, cousin! Eat this with the rice, it will help! -Zee”

@ladyzee-oddityhunter

This was wonderful, Zee. :] It made for a delicious breakfast, and a nice contrast to the weedle poisoning, ha. Thank you, very much.

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⚡️⚡️ RO-TO-TO! VIDEO INCOMING. ⚡️⚡️

Pewter City. What a sight, huh? Just about as simple as a small town could get. Look, some trees. A Pokécenter, and by Arceus, a Pokémart! ... Well that actually is pretty impressive, seeing a Pokémart separate from a Pokécenter. Most days they tend to be merged together. Anyways.

Derek, with Lady Zee by his side, makes his way towards Pewter City Gym, and despite the early morning scenery he would usually awe over until noon hit, he was on a mission; marching steadfast to kick off a start to this Kantonese Gym Challenge he seemed... ever so uncertain about before. Even for him, with his near-blank stare, you can see small gleams and glimmers of confidence. Zee is holding his fresh forearm cast, give or take an obvious sign of reluctance. There's some back and forth murmuring about "Are you sure you're okay?" and "I'm fine" an overabundance of times, before the two of them briefly stop in front of the door. Derek sighs out some of his predisposed adrenaline, while Zee turns her head up, regaining a friendly smile from her once worried expression.

"I think you're going to do great! I'm with you every step of the way, alright?"

Derek scoffs, smiling right back.

"Thank you."

While Derek makes some slow and graceful slides through the door, Zee is practically throwing herself in, pulling Derek some with her. A cold breeze, and a healthy amount of sand and dust later, they're in.

The place is huge, despite what it looks to be on the outside. Gyms were always like magic tardis rooms, weren't they? The Rotom recording flies around some in the open area, inspecting the blue wall, judging the dirty shirt of the singular lead-up trainer below. Seriously, it looks like he hasn't changed that thing for weeks. Derek immediately spots a path to avoid the straight road that leads to Brock, after all, who needs to battle in a gym? He runs his way around the rock-textured walls, and as much as the trainer tries to make eye contact, they remain completely ignored. Derek's on a mission, he's not here to battle every trainer he sees. Zee acknowledges them, waving with a friendly smile; But since this isn't her gym challenge, the trainer simply waves back, sighing a little. It seems this happens often enough.

Derek stumbles up the very short flight of stairs, Zee practically skipping up behind him as they face the now turned away Rock type Gym Leader. Derek hesitates, it's been a while since he's done this, hopefully he's not too rusty.

"Alola."

"Alola!"

"...Hm?"

Why, we couldn't have expected this.

It's Brock! but... with an actual sweatshirt on instead of a stupid standalone vest. And he has a beard. And a mustache. Sheesh, things must've really gone downhill for this kid since the golden days. Let me...

...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S 43!?

An Omanyte by his side squeaks, hiding behind one of his shoes, grabbing his shin as a makeshift shield.

"Oh, Alola to you two, as well!"

The two can't help but be confused at the mirror of their greetings. Brock wasn't from Alola, was he?

"Huh? What's the matter? ...

Ohhhh.

Don't look so shocked! I took a visit there not too long ago with some old friends of mine. Besides, we get plenty of Alolan tourists around here, too. It's just part of the dialect, you know?"

"Oh, that's wonderful! You'll have to tell me about your visit after the battle!"

Derek doesn't verbally respond, he just laughs it off.

"Ah, maybe! So then, who's our contender?"

As Brock says this, he hopingly looks to Zee.

"... It's, me, actually."

"I-

Oh

RIGHT! Mr. Alloy, isn't it? Great to have you!"

"That would be correct. And thank you."

"Alright! Recognized as an experienced trainer, isn't that something?"

"...mhm..."

⚡️⚡️"AND SO BEHOLDS THE BATTLE BETWEEN A FOOL AND A MASTER. AN AMATEUR AND AN EXPERT. MAY I PRESENT. METALHEAD. AND THIS GUY. CAN YOU BOTH HURRY UP, I WANT TO GO BACK TO OUR NOT-HOME HOME."⚡️⚡️

"... I am incredibly sorry about him... I... can't exactly stop him, you see."

"Ah, all is well! Challengers tend to enjoy recording their battles often enough!"

"Hee!" ✨

"Right then! With that said, let's get on with it!"

Zee shuffles out of the frame of the camera, excusing herself to the sidelines as the battle arena seems to open up, Derek and Brock backing away from each other, hands on their Pokéballs in thought. As Zee finds herself in a comfortable position in the crowdspace, she yells

"Best of luck, cousin! You've got this!"

Normally, the starter of a battle is often determined by chance, whoever tosses their Pokéball first, and then the other compromises with the best counter. However the Leader then Challenger approach makes this process a bit easier. Instead, Brock simply flicks his wrist forward, sending the Omanyte at his side into battle. This wasn't the direction Derek was expecting this to take, the Omanyte being water type and therefore Lotus being ineffective in this situation. So instead, he grabs hold of the Dive Ball, sending out Jubilee, his newly evolved Galvantula. Zee winces at the spider, backing up much more than necessary, almost against the wall. Brock cocks his head some, but he can see what's going on. He shoots his hand out, commanding a move.

"Omanyte, Rollout, let's go!"

The Omanyte tucks into its shell, charging a spin in place before launching itself at Jubilee.

Despite taking the hit well, she does seem somewhat disoriented. She couldn't see where the attack was coming from, after all, she wasn't given any forewarning. She shakes off some kicked up rocks from her periwinkle fur, lifting up her mandibles afterwards. With some light shocks of electricity, she searches for her target.

left. zip

right. zap

left right. zip zap.

warmer. zip zip.

Gotcha.

Derek takes notice of Jubilee's newfound awareness, and acts accordingly.

"Jubilee, Electro Ball."

With one, two, three notches of charge, she fires the ball of electricity at the small water type, nearly taking it out in one hit. It shivers, struggling to get itself back up on its tentacles.

"Agh, you alright, buddy? I know you're new at this,"

Brock leans down, giving the Omanyte a comforting pat on the shell. It trills, shaking the shock off of itself and prepping itself for the next attack. Brock nods, standing back up.

"Alright, Rollout, one more time!"

This time, Jubilee knew it was coming. She knew where the Omanyte was. She knows the amount of time it took for the Rollout to hit after the attack was commanded. She jumps out of the way, and out of pure instinct, uses Electroweb on the Omanyte now below it. Upon the attack landing, the fossil Pokémon faints, retreating back into its Pokéball.

"... Huh. Would you look at that."

Zee cheers, though jumping when the spider turns in her direction; acknowledging the sound of her voice. By all means, Derek did not call that move, but it was within the turn pattern, so it didn't call for a disqualification. It was odd, but Pokémon develop habits and methods to their madness, so every one's battling style is bound to be different. He grabs for his belt, throwing out his Graveler, who happily punches all four of its fists together to pump itself up. Derek takes a moment to assess the risks here, and decides to withdraw Jubilee; swapping her with Lotus, who turns to look at Derek for treats almost immediately, rather than acknowledging the battle.

"... No, no... Lotus, turn around, please."

You can almost see the spider mouth "oh" as it sees its opponent, swiftly switching to a battling stance rather than a friendly, socializing one. Before Derek can send out a command, briefly forgetting who's turn it was, Brock confidently shouts out a move.

"Self Destruct, let's go!"

It's much before Derek can react. 1. 2. 3. Explosion. The blast nearly takes out Lotus with it, but the Graveler holds on, even after seeming to sacrifice its health. He takes a moment to catch up to what's just happened, but quickly ciphers a response.

"Scald."

And with a prep, and a sudden ray of boiling water, the Graveler is down as well.

"Hey, not bad! Just about what I expected. Don't expect me to go easy on you from here on, though."

"Mhm.."

With another snap of Brocks belt, he sends out his Kabutops, who seems immediately ready for battle, just like the last Pokémon. It crouches down some, ready to lunge towards Lotus well before he could be withdrawn.

"Absorb!"

The Kabutops holds its razor sharp hands together, drawing a green aura in the air around it, before lunging it towards Lotus, then reeling it back towards itself. With the remainder of Lotus' energy drained, he faints, collapsing to the gym floor before being swiftly returned to his pokéball. Derek looks visibly pained, of course after he boasted about how easy this gym would be, it now proved to be somewhat of a challenge. Most of the pokémon on his team were essentially useless here, either not being the right level or not having a proper typing advantage; hell, one not even having fighting moves at all, just Innards Out as an ability. In a panic, he switches back to Jubilee, who immediately begins searching for her target again.

Locked.

"Jubilee, Electroweb."

Jubilee spins around once, before raising her head and spitting out the attack from her mouth. Within seconds, the Kabutops is now encased in a static-bound web; and as much as it tries to cut through the threads with its claw-like hands, it's only tangling itself more and more. Although Brock tries to command it to use a move, it's completely stuck, it can hardly get up off the ground. Instead, Derek commands once again, shooting his hand out.

"Electro Ball."

And with a sudden blast, the Kabutops is down as well, Electroweb dissipating as it collapses into its fainted stance. With that, it only leaves one opponent at the stakes; though unfortunate to deal with, given that Lotus has fainted to the aforementioned Kabutops. Out slithers the Onix, towering over Brock and wrapping itself like a snake ready to attack around the stadium. It looks down at the Galvantula below it, then roars.

Jubilee looks in its direction, chattering with confusion. That was a loud noise. What was that loud noise?

Right.

Derek retreats Jubilee. but. Now what does he do? He can't-

...

well he could.

With a rare snatch to his 6th bag lock, he grabs Pyuku's pokéball, sending it out onto the battlefield. Despite Brock's time in Alola, he doesn't seem to recognize this thing at all. Upon the switch in team members, though, it's once again Brock's turn, and there's only one way this could go.

And just as he thought, Brock goes for an exceedingly powerful move.

"Alright, Onix, you know the drill! Take Down, let's finish this!"

The snakely rock slithers around Brock a couple of times, before speeding up, marking the perimeter of the stadium, speeding up, faster and faster as it goes, an orange aura begins to make itself evident around the creature's face. Once the force of energy turns a yellowish-white, it makes an impact on Pyuku, practically squishing it inside out.

And after a moment, Brock begins to realize what's happened.

With one hit, Brock's not only managed to one hit K.O. the Pyukumuku, but his own Pokémon as well, which has now been covered with multiple of Pyuku's hands, as to visually represent how it'd dragged its opposer down with it. And with that final debunkle, the battle is over, and Derek proves victorious.

Though grossed out by the choice in Pokémon, Zee uproars once again.

"Aaaaa! See! You did so well!"

... Derek pauses to think for a moment, but his once stoic and well-invested expression breaks off, showing a cheeky smirk underneath. What a way to start a Tuesday, huh? Zee runs over, tackle-hugging her cousin in the sheer excitement of victory-- only for Derek to now be doubled over in pain.

"Zee. Zee Back"

"Oh-

Arc I'm sorry!!! I'm just-"

"You don't need to explain yourself. I'm happy, too."

He laughs, backing away from the hug, the two of them exchanging grins for a moment before Brock beckons the air in front of Derek; holding something behind his back.

"Well, you won, fair and square. I completely forgot Pyukumuku's entire offense was. That. I do think I owe you something, though."

⚡️⚡️ RO-TO-TO! VIDEO END. ⚡️⚡️

Dialogue Key:

(Derek)

(Zee)

(Brock)

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Lady Zee belongs to the blogrunner of @ladyzee-oddityhunter! Big thanks to her for letting me include her in this piece of writing ^ ^

If anyone would like to use my aged up Brock design in your canon, feel free! Just please remember to give credit via @spikyegg. Thanks for reading!

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eh. thank you, hahah.

Alright, everything is set in stone.

I was discussing this with a server a few days ago, and I've decided to take the Kantonese gym challenge. I'd realized I'd never once challenged it before, as a result of this being my first time visiting the region, so I thought I'd try my hand at it.

I'm going to be taking on the gyms in standard order, as I can't quite plan as easily if I did otherwise.

As far as I can tell, Pewter and Cerulean City should be no difficulty at all, given the type coverage of my team. But how the rest of the challenge will go, I'm unsure.

Er.

I suppose there's no holdup, then.

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Alright, everything is set in stone.

I was discussing this with a server a few days ago, and I've decided to take the Kantonese gym challenge. I'd realized I'd never once challenged it before, as a result of this being my first time visiting the region, so I thought I'd try my hand at it.

I'm going to be taking on the gyms in standard order, as I can't quite plan as easily if I did otherwise.

As far as I can tell, Pewter and Cerulean City should be no difficulty at all, given the type coverage of my team. But how the rest of the challenge will go, I'm unsure.

Er.

I suppose there's no holdup, then.

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#429 - Mismagius

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★★ Ro-to-to! Aether Discovery Update Log, 24/3/2024!

- The creature previously discovered in Test 1 has been identified and classified as SWIMMSH, the Swimming Fish Pokémon, a Water/Water type. Its average height remains around 1'3" and weighs about 6 pounds. Further observation points towards SWIMMSH being a completely separate and independent creature of its own, much like Ultra Beasts identifying as their own creatures. This proves the suspicion that there, too, are more than just "regional variant" equivalents of Pokémon in Ultra Dimension pockets.

- SWIMMSH has been codenamed SUB01-FISH in the research logs!

- Below is a picture of SWIMMSH without interference of motion blur. Taken by me, NORTH! ★★

- A secondary, unrecorded Wormhole opening has been performed as of Friday, 22/3/2024. The results of this run was thought to only be an en masse influx of SWIMMSH, but some beings of interest have been found among the mass!

While the creature on the left is suspected to be a Shiny Variant SWIMMSH, the creature on the right remains unnamed and undocumented. Expect more updates in the future, and thank you for your extensive interest! Ro-to-to! ★★

- Aether Discovery Automation System (North) ★★

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poor thing is outright exhausted. Luckily, Lotus is here to provide an "ice pack".

... I was hit with a surprise evolution from Jubilee tonight. I suppose I haven't trained her as vigorously as I normally do with my other Pokémon, but I really should have seen it coming. I have almost had her for a year, after all.

So.

Here's a joyful early birthday wish to this newly-evolved darling.