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evan creating a monster (barty) since he never tells him no

so the one time he does barty is an absolute child. this man had never heard the word no growing up from his mother(his main caregiver) and now the love of his life is telling him no???

and the no was about not letting barty light evan’s homework on fire so he wouldn’t have to do it

barty is scandalized. evan thinks it’s funny but “apologizes” to barty by having him set fire to one of regulus assignments (they get kicked out of the dorm for a weekend)(it was worth it)

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lily mf evans.

the only woman ever.

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barty is a deadpool variant

evan is a wolverine variant(it’s the alcoholism)

what if i said deadpool and wolverine are barty and evan?

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they are bond to each other deeper than an un breakable vow

"You and me til death" Rosekiller?

No.

Through death and decay and beyond, actually. Forever. Til the universe implodes.

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i can not get white trash southern barty out of my head with his unsettling, dead eyed, french boyfriend

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yes of course! i would love to see this idea be turned into something

meet cute rosekiller

scare actor barty x completely unfazed evan

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meet cute rosekiller

scare actor barty x completely unfazed evan

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explain your fav underrated marauders era character? and tag with #underratedmarauders

i honestly feel either mary or evan. i feel mary doesn’t give enough love and she’s such a badass i don’t know enough about her character but i do love the outline of mary being the main influence for her friends. that if she says something is cool they just nod their heads and go “mary said it’s cool so it’s cool” she is just so special to me and i feel she was the first to like show her friends it was ok to be queer so they have that higher respect for her. she’s also the friend they go to with their problems she has such excellent advice.

i go could on and on about evan but this post is for our girl mary

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‘Yours’

A Rosekiller Poem with canibalism as a metaphor for love because I had the idea and became obsessed

I stand before you, my heart in your hands

Watching as you hold it; owning it

Squeezing it, refusing to let it go.

Bringing it to your mouth, kissing it softly before sinking your teeth in.

The pain is calming

As though I can feel the want dripping down your face, as my blood is

I want to be one with you.

Take me all into yourself, rip through my flesh and swallow me whole.

Sat begging at your feet, take more of me

Take the whole of me

Take everything of me and still wish for more.

Let my skin get stuck between your teeth

Let my blood coat the inside of your oesophagus

Let my bones puncture your stomach

Only then can I truely be with you

You can understand how much i care for you

I’m yours.

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what they are to each other has no name. it is on a different level what they feel for each other. no one understands nor does anyone want to understand it. what they are are barty and evan labels have no room in their relationship they will laugh in your face if you use labels for the two of them.

anyone trying to explain what barty and evan have going on would have a tough time, because describing them as a couple does not even scratch the surface. boyfriends? they would laugh at anyone using such a juvenile word. dating? they’ve killed for each other, that is not drastic enough. ‘together’ is the only acceptable way of putting it, and that is only because they’ve literally done a blood pact to bind their souls together for all eternity.

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barty who just committed murder covered in blood “i’m just a girl!! ✨✨🎀🎀❤️❤️”

I think Barty is the type of guy who would say "I'm just a girl! 🎀🎀" even though he's six feet tall and his pronouns are he/him

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the most barty crouch jr thing is fucking up the easiest meal like pancakes

but can make really fucking good steak or like some fancy meal

(i totally didn’t just fuck up pancakes)

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barty who was going for a morning run and found this strange man lying in a field of mushrooms decides to just lay down next to him

how would evan feel about mushrooms?

in what way..? what kind of mushrooms..? 👀 don’t make me guess. i guess it doesn’t matter because evan is a fan of them all, no doubt. but taking the family friendly route- yes he goes out early in the morning when the air is misty and the grass is wet to pick mushrooms, but there will also be times where he just lies down in these crowds of mushroom and moss and rocks and closes his eyes and imagine himself decomposing there

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evan would have a shelf of haunted dolls

there is one in particular that loves evan and evan has taken interest in

barty is fucking jealous of this doll. the doll and barty hate each other but both love evan and they are constantly fighting for his attention

the doll will make shit fall off shelves and always miss evan but land right on barty

the doll also will randomly fuck with the lights in their bathroom when bartys showering

evan finds it very interesting and intriguing

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Battle of the bands au:

The Death Eaters (main characters of the fics, povs will probably switch between them, but mostly Barty and Reg): Regulus (guitar), Barty (vocal), Evan (bass) and Dorcas (drums). Pandora is the manager, she does not want to be on stage when her brother is wilding with his bf. Primarily emo but with some influences from scene era genres. Very angsty and angry, also very sexual and violent, we dissect bodies and eat them for the metaphor also here’s a song about giving head to jesus

The marauders: Sirius (vocal and guitar), Remus (drums), James (bass), Peter (keyboard). Classic rock (though it veers into punk real quick) and a little bit of glam elements. Anarchism, we are better than you, we fuck and smoke and party, fuck the police

The valkyries: Lily (vocal), Marlene (drums), Mary (guitar), Alice (keyboard). Glam with heavy influences from other genres like folk and metal. Their songs keep you on your toes. Very experimental but also have their own identity? Chicks who rock, the system stinks, let the world burn, save the bees

Planned ships: rosekiller (established), sunseeker, wolfstar (established), dorlene, marilily (established)

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bartys morning routine: eat evan out than hit his vape

he is ready for the day after that

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Barty towering over Evan and resting his head on top of Evans while they are in the club