misguidedrosekiller

[misguidedrosekiller]

[misguidedrosekiller]

Evan Rosier with a dog tag. That's it that's the post.

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OP

(inspired by a post i saw earlier about evan wearing dogs tags)

I raise you veteran evan(age 40) and anarchist barty(22)

but evan who also fucking hates the government but joined because it was that or take over the family business. barty sees this hot ass man with so much trauma and went i can ruin him but in reality they just drag eachother down and are toxicly in love(they love eachother so much(they say they hate eachother))

these two will be the death of me. in every universe

[misguidedrosekiller]

(inspired by a post i saw earlier about evan wearing dog tags)

I raise you veteran evan(age 40) and anarchist barty(22)

but evan who also fucking hates the government but joined because it was that or take over the family business. barty sees this hot ass man with so much trauma and went i can ruin him but in reality they just drag eachother down and are toxicly in love(they love eachother so much(they say they hate eachother))

these two will be the death of me. in every universe

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Rosekiller are so obsessed with each other.

I’m talking matching tattoos. Clothing with each others faces on them. Celebrating every anniversary (first kiss, first meeting, first date, etc.) Never going anywhere without the other. Outfits that compliment each other. Etc. Etc.

Everyone is sick of them but they’re too busy trying to crawl into each other’s skin to notice

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protective evan rosier who would do anything to keep Barty safe/happy….. you are everything to me

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rosekillers love reminds me of lil peep’s songs. like his music just sounds like their love towards eachother. messy, a bit toxic, but you just know they love and care about eachother so much

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when rosekiller have a petty fight evan “sleeps” on the couch (waits for barty to come crawling to the couch because they can’t sleep with out eachother(co dependent assholes)) right as barty falls asleep evan whispers “told you so” and than barty bites his arm before falling asleep calling evan a bitch

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Rosekiller but it’s Joker and Harley

[click for Quality]

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i need a rosekiller harley quinn x joker au.

where evan is the joker and barty as harley

i’ve seen this on tiktok before and just it’s a need. evan being this dangerous crazy mastermind and barty being his crazier boyfriend who causes so many problems.

but evan loves to watch barty be insane

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ugh going into 2025 with unrequited rosekiller brain rot. i love it but damn is it painful.

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my absolute favorite rosekiller scenario is them already dating but there friends just think it’s them being barty and evan

the skittles get so pissed when they find out cause rosekiller thought they knew the entire time 

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imagine this:

Barty’s anigmus form is a bat and whenever he gets really tired during the day, he’ll turn into his anigmus form and shove himself into Evan’s hoodie pocket

everyone asks Evan, “what’s with the lump in your pocket? What’s in it?” And Evan just pulls out his sleeping bat boyfriend and the people get scared bc what kind of freak just has a bat?

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evan creating a monster (barty) since he never tells him no

so the one time he does barty is an absolute child. this man had never heard the word no growing up from his mother(his main caregiver) and now the love of his life is telling him no???

and the no was about not letting barty light evan’s homework on fire so he wouldn’t have to do it

barty is scandalized. evan thinks it’s funny but “apologizes” to barty by having him set fire to one of regulus assignments (they get kicked out of the dorm for a weekend)(it was worth it)

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lily mf evans.

the only woman ever.

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barty is a deadpool variant

evan is a wolverine variant(it’s the alcoholism)

what if i said deadpool and wolverine are barty and evan?

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they are bond to each other deeper than an un breakable vow

"You and me til death" Rosekiller?

No.

Through death and decay and beyond, actually. Forever. Til the universe implodes.