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A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night! I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…
There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/
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i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this
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me: i hate being fat
me to me: eat the spaghetti
#i've gained os much weight recently#i look like i did senior year of high school#it was not a good look for me#i am not pleased with myself#yet i still cannot be moved to exercise#i hate hte feeling of fat rolls in my back#i hate the way my waist feels uncomfortably bunched when i'm lying stomach down with my leg pulled up#i hate the way my stomach bulges over everything#i hate that i have so much hatred and disgust for myself for being fat
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shit university students wear that movies do not prepare you for
plaid for days
pajamas that somehow manage to be A Look
somehow it’s the shoes that do it
pajamas that have absolutely no intention of being a look
obscure club merchandise
occasional weebs
unconventional hijab fabrics
seriously im 90% sure ive seen a girl wearing a snood. mad props bro
the Classic Engineering Student Look of jeans and runners
truly original international student fashion
bizarrely put-together outfits
looking at you, law students
the hoodie + hijab combo of greatness
shoes that are 10000% impractical for university
literally anything worn by an art student
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the year is 2017. a ufo lands in your backyard. out steps a group of aliens.
you gasp. “are you here to find our leader and kill him??”
the alien in front seems alarmed. “no, no, we all come in peace, why would you-”
“oh.” you sigh dejectedly. “i just- we have a really bad president. like really evil bad, i just thought-” you start to tear up.
the alien places a hand on your shoulder. “hey now, it’s okay, maybe you can tell us all about him and we’ll- we’ll see what we can do.”
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i made new tip jars at my job, team mystic is in the lead so far.
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I like how in ORAS you can ride Latios/Latias bareback with literally no safety precautions (you even mega evolve it while on its back in midair for chrissake), but in Sun/Moon you have: a helmet, a special riding outfit, a saddle, and a harness when all you’re doing is riding a Tarous around
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