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An email I didn’t want to read at 1am

“If your mailbox exceeds the new storage limit after it goes into effect, rest assured it will remain active*, but you won’t be able to send or receive new emails until you free up space or add more storage.”

Timeline?! Like, I have a busy life and I’ve had that account for almost 20 years. WTF.

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What do ya think happens when we die?

you wake up in blockbuster with a couple of chocolate bars, no one is mad at you, and you got $15

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Share three fun facts about yourself that apply to your daily life and/or habits (not “once I did this…” etc)

I do 100 sit-ups a day

I have an Earl Grey every night but it never bothers me like the accumulative effects of coffee

Whenever I get the chance I stop at flowers, usually every single day in the spring and summer, and plants in general throughout the year

tagging: @dragonbornette @branwenjade @cinemaocd @jamieaiken919 @do-you-have-a-flag @problemwithtrouble @trifoliate-undergrowth

Frequent Fun Facts (tag game)

Share three fun facts about yourself that apply to your daily life and/or habits (not “once I did this…” etc)

Here’s mine:

I have 121 full-volume alarms on my phone because I am capable of shutting them off in my sleep

I haven’t gone for a voluntary walk around the neighborhood in 7 years (for reasons)

Every day I drink a rice protein shake, either as a sesame latte or horchata

Tagging @this-isnt-heathrow @sapphyre-blogs @salba666 @unifiedintelligencetaskwhores @garlic-crouton @alicehealer @crystalromana @thecreechur @so-i-did-this-thing @locutus-sum @jane-grey @arbeaone @coldroselemonade @dentondeathmetal @delgado-master @deadshowsagency @magratpudifoot @sarahwatchesthings @missanthropicprinciple @masashi9 @the-fuckwizard @catboy-miku @danikajaye and anyone else who wants to <3

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going to jack off and realizing your vibrator is dead is like in a horror movie when they go to use the landline and realize the lines been cut

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Grateful to be on the couch with a veritable bowl of Earl Grey.

I can’t wait for this day to be over.

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friendly coworker: did you ever go to summer camp?

me: nah

me, internal: no, I was socially isolated for a decade but I did go to self-catering holiday cottages in England

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I can’t wait for this day to be over.

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I have way too many wips of these two

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Happy LGBTQ+ pride month to Captain James T. Kirk and his soulmate Spock. They were meant to be together in every universe, in every lifetime, in every galaxy. ♥️

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inspo

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boss: "You should work from home on some Fridays during the summer!"

boss: "Don't feel pressured to be in the office all the time I'm out."

me, when the boss is on vacation: *in every day when she's on vacation, only stepping out an hour early on a couple days because the entire uni is basically dead*

me, when my boss comes back: "I'd like June 20th off." [Day after Juneteenth when the university will be practically deserted.]

boss, reluctant to give me the day off: *emails a coworker who will likely be in* [coworker agrees to stay in on Friday]

boss, back from two-week vacation: *in a meeting with me* "How was your weekend, your lonng weekend?"

me, internal: "You've gotta be kidding me?"

me: "Oh fine, just housekeeping things, etc." [Why would I dish about my weekend?]

boss, continuing to probe: "Because you had Friday off."

me, internal: "What is your bloody problem?"

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Max Headroom 20 Minutes into the Future

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RINKO KIKUCHI as MAKO MORI Pacific Rim (2013)