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quitting mental health to watch this fuckass sport

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30th april '24

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Leafs @ Bruins | Round 1, Game 5 | April 30, 2024

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my dear siblings in arms last night we gained an unlikely but welcome ally for the mitch marner defense squad

he showed up in a cloud of mist then leapt into hand-in-hand combat vs. the leafs uncles who want to do a variety of things to mitch, ranging from cyberbullying him out of town to "healthy scratch[ing] him for 2 months so he wants to leave" (an actual idea someone thought to post publicly).

without further ado, i present: [cue gladiator soundtrack] Jfresh.

some additional observations:

if u look at the timestamps for these he was fully in the trenches battling from 3pm-1am.

his calm replies make the uncles look even more obtusely deranged than they already are

he may be doing this with the ulterior motive of trying to get mitch on the penguins and honestly....let's fuckin go

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I love sammy

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lord please take william nylander’s pain & give it to the bruins tenfold 🙏🏻

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leafs @ bruins | 20 apr 2024

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ILYA 🛐 FUCKING 🛐 SAMSONOV 🛐

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All I will ever know is eternal pain

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“People hear leafs/bruins and it makes them feel some kind of way” yes, traumatized.

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have we talked about noah kahan in an easton cowan jersey last night yet because what

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maybe if the media didn't do things like turn a quote from mitch about how ilya samsonov was treated this season into a clickbaity headline diminishing his talent and skill by implying that the only path to success in his return to the lineup is to be nicer to journalists when they ask questions he doesn't like, mitch wouldn't feel like he had to bring up the media as much. just a thought.

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evan buckley is canonically bisexual

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↳ JEFF GETS A MESSAGE FROM LILY COLLINS | SKINNER'S 1000TH GAME CELEBRATION | 4.2.24

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he’s a red bull girlie always

mitch as lead f1 defender, sooooo true

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mitch as lead f1 defender, sooooo true