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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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OH OK I GUESS HE GOES THRU THE ULTIMATE REDEMPTION HUH

I’m watching Mickey 17. I’ve just gotten to Mickey 18. I hate Mickey 18 and I’m extremely curious to find out what everyone likes about Mickey 18?? I’m guessing he must have some sort of redemption. I’m mostly just upset by the law about multiples.. like dude?? Why do you have to just destroy and delete them entirely… surely just continuing on, or even killing both and printing a new one with a slight memory gap, would be a better option? idk maybe it’s supposed to be a dumb law but it rubs me wrong either way

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Ok so pretty much at the end.. idk he’s fine. I don’t see the appeal but I’m glad they didn’t just make him an evil clone.. was scared for a moment that that’s where we were going. But no he’s just more confident

I’m watching Mickey 17. I’ve just gotten to Mickey 18. I hate Mickey 18 and I’m extremely curious to find out what everyone likes about Mickey 18?? I’m guessing he must have some sort of redemption. I’m mostly just upset by the law about multiples.. like dude?? Why do you have to just destroy and delete them entirely… surely just continuing on, or even killing both and printing a new one with a slight memory gap, would be a better option? idk maybe it’s supposed to be a dumb law but it rubs me wrong either way

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I’m watching Mickey 17. I’ve just gotten to Mickey 18. I hate Mickey 18 and I’m extremely curious to find out what everyone likes about Mickey 18?? I’m guessing he must have some sort of redemption. I’m mostly just upset by the law about multiples.. like dude?? Why do you have to just destroy and delete them entirely… surely just continuing on, or even killing both and printing a new one with a slight memory gap, would be a better option? idk maybe it’s supposed to be a dumb law but it rubs me wrong either way

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Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

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popcorn. Not the microwave kind, I’m talking showing up with a whole popcorn machine, buckets, toppings, the whole 9 yards. Ofc this includes movie theater butter oil & movie theater butter salt (I eat that stuff up.. found it at the store and I’m obsessed)

And.. a first aid kit, plenty of napkins & wet wipes, and ultimately some random doodads (oh hey, string! maybe we can make some kandi bracelets..)

@omniscientfish @thesilliestbeanburger @maryland-officially @inoregano @gl1tt3r-gutz-and-r0b0tz-sl @soda-pop-lol @vaguedevice @ilovemegs @im-really-annoying @marcotheflychair @sassycandypoetry @kayak-mayak @enigmosaurid @patheticperipatetic @1969chevycamaro (sorry to moots I couldn’t tag, there’s a lot of yall.. working on a list I can refer to for this hehe)

Moot party!!

idk how to do these so reblog and tag ur moots/besties :3

i’ll start

@boingodigitalart @gummygoatgalaxy @morbidravez @thewarnerssister @20thcls @weblena-for-life @r4wr-c0r3zz @alex31624 @cinabonsticks

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stop being silly in front of me

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the Star Wars fandom isn't having enough fun with the acronym for the Confederacy of Independent Systems but this one youtuber is showing us the way

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1: I can cook

2: I have a lot of hobbies

3: got outta the house to travel

4: I have ✨plans✨

5: getting good at pirating stuff (Skylanders, and some music)

@1969chevycamaro @walmart-the-official @nevin-stuff @aroace-spec-empire @royal-canadian-air-force @weirdlildude

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

ARGH I JUST DID ONE OF THESEEE UGHHH

1

my hair is lowkey eating rn

2

my room colour choice

3

my ability to not off myself

4

im okay at baking

5

i uhhhhh uhmmm uhhhh fashion sense is 7/10?

@criticallyaddictedtomilk @disco-wyrm @phoebes-last-braincell @cretaceous-creature @sashathegirl @genericemobitch @charliedrawsbiteof87 @schlorb @queeraliensposts @dangerhobbit

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A TF2 reference I believe

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"live every day like it's your last": scary. weirdly foreboding. not a good thought process if you get anxious easily. stressful. so much pressure that it loops back around to making you do nothing. "live every day like it's your FIRST": everything becomes fascinating. renews the excitement of discovering things for the first time again. makes you feel like exploring stuff. #mywisdom

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My horrible tips for people struggling to actually sit down and write an essay (I very likely have ADHD and these just happen to be what work for me)

A) set alarms, reminders, whatever, something to constantly go off and tell you to do the thing. Works best if it’s multiple in a row so it’s difficult to just easily close and ignore it

B) start with some stream of consciousness rambling, whatever pops into your brain. Sometimes this can kinda get the brain juices flowing for me

C) get someone else to tell you to do your work. A friend, a family member, hell even a stranger. But ideally someone who can hold you to it gently. Not someone demanding it be done, but a “you’ve gotta get it done tonight” sort of thing

D) waiting until the last minute and writing it in a stress induced adrenaline rush. I black out and next thing I know it’s 3 AM and I have written the most incredible essay ever. which is funny because usually stress just makes everything harder to do

TRUST ME CHAT BULLSHITTING YOUR WAY THROUGH WRITING IS SERIOUSLY SUCH A GOOD SKILL TO HAVE. I have passed the vast majority of my classes by bullshitting and skimming.

kids these days are like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Good timezones, Tumblr. I present to you [cue anticipatory drumroll] this doodle commissioned by this cool person over here for this fic! Go check them out :)