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WE LITERALLY WRITE THEM REALISTICALLY BECAUSE IT'S HOT. Yes, give me more sick and damaging jealousy, give me uncontrollable obsession. Give me more impure desire and guilt But not enough regret to stop doing it

New favorite anti phenomenon -

Anti: I'm writing for this problematic ship in a REALISTIC way to show how TOXIC and GROSS they are!

Comments: this is so fucking hot please write more 🥵🥵

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Why do they look so much like their turtles?

ROTTMNT Voice Cast.

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VENEZUELAN MIKU! She likes arepas

Venezuelan Miku!!

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Tim: Are you saying that Batman is a cannib4l?

Bernard: He's saying Batman is pansexual.

Bernard: Every citizen in Gotham is like a bug that's been squashed multiple times and is somehow still alive.

Tim: That's the best way I've ever heard anyone describe what it's like to be a Gotham citizen.

Bruce trying to join in: Bats eat bugs

Tim: 🤨

Bernard: 🤔

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Tim Drake loves how his boyfriends brain works, he is listening and learning and tells Bernard he would like to study him (inspired by this post)

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OMG THIS IS SO CUTEEEE

I think its only walburga x eileen fanart ever made 😕 why rare ships have to be rare

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Me:3

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♥ Dividers: @/aquazero

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YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE!

Personally, whenever I think of Bernard with powers, I just feel like he would have healing powers. I can't imagine it any other way. He's the group's medic, and he's able to self-regenerate so he can fight however and wherever he wants, I also think it would add more flexibility and strength to his body.

He doesn't know it, but he's a natural meta; he was born with those powers. But they would never have activated if it weren't for the cult. They moved something, and that's why his powers manifest

It started out a bit strange. He noticed he hadn't gotten sick for so long, that when he cut himself, he didn't feel it, and even if the cut was big enough, it healed very quickly. When he connected the dots, he was terrified to bits, even though he always thought it would be cool to have powers and be a meta, he could only relate these new powers to the cult. He thought they did something else to him, that they altered his DNA while he was unconscious or something, and worse, he could only think that they could control him with those powers.

He didn't tell Tim, God no. All he could think was, what if Tim saw him as a monster? He got a little paranoid. Tim definitely didn't know what the Cult was like, what they did to him. Bernard would never forget it, it's something you only understand if you experience it. He didn't want to distrust Tim, but he also wasn't sure how he would react positively to "Hey, so now I have these powers right after being part of a cult, do you think it has to do with that?"

He hid it as much as he could until, on a date with Tim, one of those spontaneous situations in Gotham happened where they get attacked. Tim told him to run, and when, as always, they separated, Bernard hid in an alley. He saw people getting hurt. He cursed himself for being so aware of his surroundings and then thanked himself for always having a mask in his bag and wearing his hoodie that day. So he just ran around, taking advantage of his recent energy boost and improved fitness, and healed everyone he encountered. Of course, the bats noticed him, Red Robin noticed him. At first, he suspected him, then after some investigation, he discovered Gotham's mysterious new meta. Who presumably only appeared to heal the wounded he found and then left without a trace.

Here, the idea fell a little short; I don't know what could happen in the midst of all that. But somehow, Bernard decides he won't let the cult control him, if that's who gave him those powers. So in true Peter Parker fashion, he dons his suit and travels to Young Justice headquarters when Tim is on a "business trip." And of course, he arrives in the middle of a fight. And he helps them, because even though his powers are primarily healing, he knows how to fight very well, and he also has a physical advantage thanks to those same powers. Tim immediately knows he's Gotham's meta, and confronts him, as the leader of the YJ. Bernard asks to be on the team, but avoids at all costs the reason or his origin.He basically presents himself as a guy who came from nowhere with good intentions and wants to help.

I've had this idea for a long time, I even have a name for Bernard, it's super basic But I think he would call himself "Healer"

Alright, so looking into Young Justice Outsiders and Phantoms, I think Bernard being a metahuman in that particular DC universe would make a lot of sense.

Similar events to the comics happen at Louis Grieve High and Tim and Bernard end up going separate ways. However, Bernard doesn't join the pain cult in this universe. Instead, after a terrible fight with his parents (most likely over his sexualit), he runs away from home and ends up being kidnapped by one of the groups trafficking metahumans and is tested for a mete gene. It turns out he does have a meta gene, and they experiment on him to learn more about his abilities.

Eventually, this group is dealt with thanks to the Justice League/Young Justice and this is when Tim sees Bernard again. Tim is Robin at the time, but still approaches Bernard and checks in with him.

Bernard tells Robin then that he currently doesn't have anywhere to go home to as he doesn't want to return to his parents. Robin recommends he stay at a recently built Meta-Human Youth Center in Gotham (funded by the Wayne Foundation, of course).

So Bernard ends up staying there, and Tim stops by to reunite with him as his civilian self this time. While he's there, Tim learns that the staff of the center have decided to keep Bernard in their care permanently for the time being as his powers are unpredictable and hard for him to control.

Cue Tim wanting to help Bernard control his powers and visiting frequently to spend time with him. Then gay TimBer shenanigans ensue.

Also I know in Young Justice there's a Meta-Human Youth Center established in Taos already, but I like the idea of one being in Gotham because I think it would be nice for Duke to visit the center as he is aslo a meta-human learning about his own powers and he meets Bernard.

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MY FUCKING PARENTS

dick is a weak weak man

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Duke HATES being woken up. Naps, dozing off, fully asleep, it does not matter. If he's gonna be awake he'll do it himself. The batfam learn this very fast.

It is 3 am. Duke just had the worst day shift of his life. Sleep is his only escape from how much his body aches. Then his phone rings.

Duke: Motherfucker Batman better be in hell and every member of the batfamily better be down there trying to get him back what do you want?

Jason: Woah there sunshine. No need for such harsh words.

Duke: I will dig your mom up, bring her back, and kill her myself Todd WHAT??

Jason, loving it: Jesus.

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Duke asleep in the middle of the floor after school.

Bruce making the mistake of trying to shake him awake: Duke you really shouldn’t sleep on the floor.

Duke: if you touch me again I will blind you Wayne.

Bruce: I– excuse me?

Duke: I will take away your ability to perceive light. Forever. And no kryptonian nor Amazonian will ever fix it. I am the deity of light and dark. Master of shine and shadows. LET ME SLEEP

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this is how all those anti gijinkas made by antis look like

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antishippers in ao3: INCEST SHIPPING FREAKS DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT!!!!!!!!!!!!

the first fics on ao3: incest

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HC: Bernard stabs Bearnard every night before Tim returns from patrol, the deal being non-violence in front of Tim.

I had the idea of Tim getting a teddy bear that he dresses up like Bern so he's always got someone to cuddle, and finally got around to doodling it. Bern got him the bear. The rivalry between him and Bearnard is fake he swears.

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Sometimes it's you trying to sleep, but your brain forces you to grab your phone and start typing like a possessed demon because you had a spontaneous attack of creativity. The next morning you don't understand what you wrote because you did it with one eye closed and you have no idea how to finish it.

sometimes writing isn’t about talent. sometimes it’s about sitting in your chair and suffering for 45 minutes until a single sentence crawls out of your skull

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Come on, Sevy🥺 ur Boyfriend just wants love

What you see when you step into the Slytherin common room.

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Virgil would LOVE Duke, I feel like he would remind him of his best friend🥀.

I’m putting together a team, they look like a colony of bumblebees

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please wait while he travels across your dash, he's on a very important mission