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why are you guys doxxing mohg, he's just buying food 💔💔💔

whys he buying groceries at sprouts

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[🔊turn volume on] i lied about not mohgposting because there's no way i could NOT post this. mohg demonicly screaming for some reason after i oneshot him using a cheat oops

tumblr i beg of you upload

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tumblr wasnt letting me log in to say my dying words .. .. i hereby pronounce mohgwyn nation dead. varre is still trying to usurp my position as mohg preacher but i remain standing always. dont give into his tech bro bitcoin scams on xitter. ever since the demise of our leader lord of blood, mohg (whose bitchass didn't leave me his will wtf hello) we have fallen graciously, and therefore and i have to find a new omen to suckle and buckle i guess . (morgott still wont let me into the church tjo idk why...) . #mohglife or no life over 💔💔💔

also who wants mohg preacher position now

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I had a dream where Mohg and Morgott were just in the real world now and Mohg was trying to romance me. He had a comically small car and drove me to a makeout point type of area but he kept crashing into other cars on the way so we had the cops called on us. I didn’t get to kiss him. :(

It's okay, I've been trying to convince Mohg to take his drivers lessons...now I had to tell him that in front of a cell!!! Now he's in jail for a year. Silly Mohg 🤦‍♂️

But don't worry anon, I'm sure Mohg will wait to take you out and then try again (THIS TIME AFTER DRIVING LESSONS***), either after he serves his time or if he breaks out and it's likely the latter. He's not very keen on staying in cells...

#JUSTICEFORMOHG #FREEMOHG time

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Happy Christmas from the Lands Between! 🎄

Marika made them do it. Yet, she has no favorite children, she says.

To everyone who joined me in this delulu journey, even when he had nothing more than crumbs to work with, I am really grateful for all the things we created with these two. They are the best thing I carry with me from this year, I never felt more happy and satisfied even in my most difficult times. And will always have a special place in my heart.

And, most important, all the incredible people I met because of them. I made great friends, met amazing and talented people and had so much fun sharing our fanfictions and fanarts. Hope we can keep sharing this love next year!

Details and reference below.

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since mohg’s real, merry mohgmas. 🎁

merry mohgmas to all mohgwyners who celebrate !!! <3

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mohgreal, is mohg real?

hes real, i live with him in his nyc penthouse. varre serves me blood flavoured oatmeal and fresh soft toast drizzled in blood every morning. mohg also reads me bedtime story. so yes, he is real. hes real to me, and maybe the real mohgreal was the friends we made along the way

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"you need to contribute to society" was the making seven mohg fics and running a mohg shitpost tumblr blog not enough for you

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In the past, people in the Animal Crossing community would make fun of Tom Nook as a sleazy landlord. Since then, he's really rehabilitated his image as this 'heart of gold' businessman (he's the one who puts bells and furniture in trees for you to find! he adopted orphans! he donates to charity!), but New Horizons genuinely paints the most devious version of him.

He's successfully privatized settler colonialism: you pay HIM to move to a "deserted island" (which apparently the oceans in the AC world are just full of) and start a colony that he is directly invested in. At best he's running a weird vacation package scam (you arrive on the island with no money and in debt for "using his services"). At worst, he's using you to set up company towns. For god's sake, he literally has his own fake currency that he forces you to use to pay off your debt. But don't worry, he's repackaged it in a way that definitely doesn't sound like an MLM scam: the Nook Mileage Program!

You're no longer just his tenant or his temporary part-timer, you're his business lackey. The entire tutorial section of the game has you spending actual weeks running around completing tasks and doing hard labor to set up his colony. You're even tasked with preparing his properties and finding buyers for them. No, you aren't a tenant anymore. You work for the landlord. You are directly responsible for finding tenants for him. And he doesn't even fucking pay you. Not for setting up town hall and museum, or his nephew's shop –– which is the ONLY store on the entire island that sells necessities –– or bringing KK Slider to town, or helping populate his town. Not a single cent. No, actually, you have to pay HIM to BUY infrastructure like bridges and stairs and park benches. And all the while, he's telling you're the "resident representative"; you get to call the shots! That the reward is the community's progress. That what you're doing is in everyone's best interest (but most importantly, his).

Since NH's release, people have done a lot of legwork to say that Tom Nook isn't a capitalist while the game shows him at his very worst. He owns the only general store in town. You're forced to use a phone that he modified and branded as his own. Buy Nook-branded furniture and merchandise at the self-serve kiosk in the town hall, a governmental building! There's no conflict of interest here!

But hey, if you're tired of being the landlord/business mogul's goon, you can also find work as a deluxe resort home designer for a company that also pays you in their special company currency that can only be used to buy their products instead of a real salary! Because that's what the Animal Crossing franchise needs! More vacation homes!!!

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wait i hav no interest for er now what now what do i even do with this blog now. am i even...the real...of the mohg..of the mohgreal....

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ill allow it, just this once

wait today was mohg monday

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wait today was mohg monday

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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WAIT YOU COOKED KEEP GOING

mohg as lust and morgott as gluttony but not in a literal way but in a metaphoric way where nothing can fill the void

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“my favourite character only acts like an asshole because he’s deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺” you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him

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mohg as lust and morgott as gluttony but not in a literal way but in a metaphoric way where nothing can fill the void

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notice how nobody’s alive anymore