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Something about the pacing and editing of this bit when he just kept saying 3 really scratched my brain

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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

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It's crazy how men can just lie on their backs and piss upwards and there wouldn't even be like a "are you sure" popup

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I think the story of the starfish and "I made a difference to that one" only stuck with me as a kid because I really wanted to frisbee a starfish

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Ice cream cones are pretty great, like I think you nailed it guys

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So I've been doing some research and it turns out a really fckin good dessert called 15s seem to be a pretty exclusively irish thing, so I thought I'd make a wee awareness post .

They're made of digestive biscuits, marshmallows, glazed cherries (optional) and condensed milk. You wanna take a wild stab at how many of each?

So first bash up 15 digestives (fun part)

Brutalise some cherries

And buck it in a bowl with either 15 cut up big marshmallows or however many small ones you like, it's more an art than science. You're meant to add half a tin of condensed milk but again, art, I used the whole thing, makes it wetter and easier to mix.

Mix, and sprinkle some dessicated coconut over tinfoil. This is to stop the mix sticking to it. (I'm making 2 batches here, mine will be bigger than yours)

Scrape it out into a log sorta thing and add more coconut.

Wrap n keep in the fridge until it's solid. That's it! Trust me they're much tastier than they look. It is IMPERATIVE to eat loads of the ingredients while you make them.

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I love the word "poindexter" as an insult cuz using it makes you objectively a poindexter yourself

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breasts being more and more called "titties" over "boobs" is one of the greatest outliers from the whole "bouba vs kiki" thing

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I Giorni - Ludovico Einaudi (Piano Sheet)

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This tis a dumblr demo

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ruh roh, it gets worse

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restaurants are such a good deal like I get food, drinks AND free sauces and cutlery? like what am I gonna do with all these forks?

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It’s kind of interesting that Dracula goes on and on about how being notably foreign in England will make him friendless, for “a stranger in a strange land, he is no one; men know him not—and to know not is to care not for.” Meanwhile no one in Bistritz knows Jonathan, and yet they weep for him, press gifts upon him, beg him to turn back, and even risk their lives to try to get him away from danger.

Maybe the count makes no friends in strange lands because he just sucks.

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did i even tell you guys how i pretended to know how to play an instrument for three years and only two people ever figured it out.

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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys