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i was genuinely surprised to find out that people thought that Zuko refusing to give his seat to Aang in Ember Island Players so aang and katara could sit together was Zuko having romantic feelings for Katara

because it really read to me more like ‘ex-Prince Zuko, who couldn’t see a hint if it tried to eat his head, fails to see the complexities of a romance going literally right outside his door 24/7 now’

he sat down and he’s being obstinate and refusing to move, its not PERSONAL for him, he’s just an oblivious dork

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Monster Stand-Up Comedy by Lee Gatlin

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Can you write something (I don’t mind if it’s one shot or headcanon) where reader loves teasing Damien and getting him flustered but he can’t seem to make reader flustered?

I am an absolute HOE for this boi 😩😩😩

A/N: Thanks for being my first request! I didn't know if you wanted NSFW or not so I decided to play it safe. Regardless I hope you enjoy and feel free to request again!

TEASING DAMIEN (sfw)

- You my friend,  are a master of the Bitch Face.

- Completely stoic. All your reactions are internal.

- And he hates it.

- It doesn't take a whole lot to fluster Damien. But you certainly can have fun with it.

-Squish his cheeks and call him sappy pet names. Tease him about his #1 son of all hell mug.

- This man pretends to be angry but like. He loves attention and you.

- One day at lunch, Miranda asks if you want her to get extra sugar blasted prince lips from the ice cream wizard.

- "No thanks. I have a pair of prince lips already."

- Cue smooch and Damien on the verge of combusting.

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Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins

An Illustrated Guide For Vampires

1. Privacy Tent

2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed

3. Victorian Box Bed

4. Canopy Bed

5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice

6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)

7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)

8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass

in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets

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Monster prom fanfic writers pspspsps

Pls I’m so thorsty for monster prom fan fictions 😭

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Poly Damien ships I think would just /work/

🧠Damien x Reader x Brian🔥

-They balance eachother out yknow?

-If you are more in the chaotic side, Brian will kidnap you for snuggles when you two are becoming Too Much

-on the other hand, if you are more like Brian temperament-wise you guys can enjoy annoying your spicy red dumbass while you patch him up.

🐾Damien x reader x Scott💣

- Why stop at one himbo when you can have two?

- You can Scott definitely have a cheer routine for the Arson.

- ONE TWO THREE FOUR! FIRE REACH THE 7TH FLOOR!

-Any time the Wolfpack give Scott a hard time, he has two partners ready to fuck their shit up. Or at least lecture them on not being assholes.

👑Damien x reader x Miranda 😈

-Look at you go! A prince and a princess???

-If anyone was stupid enough to insult you...its a race to see who can deal with it quicker !

-Both of them love showing you off. Alot.

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Request info!

Fandoms I'll write for:

-The Arcana

-Monster Prom

-Obey Me

-idk probably more in the future

What I write

Smut, fluff, angst, and more! I can do either headcanon format or a one shot