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[monty-elswood]

enjoying this new job, pretty decent pay, coming home soon ma

[monty-elswood]

sounds

very suspicious

how useless can disciples even get, ive been stuck up here for at least a millinia and they cant even get me off this goddamn prison moon

[monty-elswood]

this ain a sex thing is it?

To whom it may concern,

I, one Sir Edward Fitzroy of the Fitzroy Family, am looking for some adventurers to go into a dangerous area and retrieve a magical macguffin

Please respond posthaste, E.Fitzroy

[monty-elswood]

Hello mr sir i wanna quest

To whom it may concern,

I, one Sir Edward Fitzroy of the Fitzroy Family, am looking for some adventurers to go into a dangerous area and retrieve a magical macguffin

Please respond posthaste, E.Fitzroy

[monty-elswood]

Hello Mr Sir, i wanna quest

To whom it may concern,

I, one Sir Edward Fitzroy of the Fitzroy Family, am looking for some adventurers to go into a dangerous area and retrieve a magical macguffin

Please respond posthaste, E.Fitzroy

[monty-elswood]

i ain a believer in all that god stuff

how do i use this website? where are all the quests?

[monty-elswood]

aw thank you but my mouth isn that long

got banished to the moon after helping my main man Herin kill his dad the so called 'father of all gods'

smh my head

[monty-elswood]

that isn very nice mr. goduserper

please be kind on here

got banished to the moon after helping my main man Herin kill his dad the so called 'father of all gods'

smh my head

[monty-elswood]

how do i use this website? where are all the quests?

[monty-elswood]

do gods even have dads? 🤔

got banished to the moon after helping my main man Herin kill his dad the so called 'father of all gods'

smh my head