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Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it

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y’all PLEASE check your kids’ halloween candy this year!! I found the strangest gray oblong pill hidden inside a snickers bar,,, stay safe!

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ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit’s back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

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Peter popsicle 💔

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a small note for the incoming 'reddit refugees' because i've seen multiple posts contradicting this:

reblogs are wonderful things. especially when it comes to work people have created because it's the most effective way to share it amongst this site. absolutely reblog posts. but LIKE them too!

when someone likes one of my dumb shitposts it's like receiving a pat on the back for my insanity. it's a subtle nod of appreciation as you pass each other on the street. i love it.

and i keep seeing people saying "don't like posts, that's annoying and serves no purpose to the non-existent algorithm" but that just dismisses all the people on here that love getting likes too? i have a handful of followers that spam like things i've posted/reblogged daily and i treasure those people dearly ✨️

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‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

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This is totally how it all happened 💗

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Biggest pet peeves of the Batfam

Dick: when his siblings take his clothes fresh from the dryer instead of wearing what they already have

Jason: people who call Shakespearean English "Old English"

Tim: "when I was your age I walked 5 miles uphill both ways to the alleyway where my parents got shot"

Damian: "chai tea"

Duke: sci-fi movies that have sound in the vacuum of space

Cullen: when everyone is unnecessarily secretive about their hero business

Stephanie: Jason's death jokes ("you're not special")

Cassandra: villains who spent more time on their monologue than their actual plan

Barbara: when she has to mine through 8 layers of settings just to unsubscribe from a mailing list that she never asked to be on

Harper: "have you tried essential oils?"

Carrie: waiters that fill her cup with ice and like an ounce of the actual drink

Kate: people who spell her name with a C

Alfred: the fact that his nearest Nando's is 200 miles away in Maryland

Selina: when she writes out a whole novella and the other person just responds with "k"

Bruce: when his kids make Bruce Wayne is Batman jokes in public

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My bad

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Robin!Jason: Hey, why don’t we all go to a haunted house this year?

Dick: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Jason:

Jason: what

Dick: Good night, Jason.

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gnome of black quartz judge my vow

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you need HIP SEX

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Bart Allen, tripping over his words once and then just going with it: Kon's an arachno-capitalist. Not- not anarcho-capitalist, arachno-capitalist. He supports spider capitalism.

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Tim Drake: I did manage to retrieve my coffee, but not my dignity.

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i love women who can ruin me

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I was thinking about that fact that’s like “if aliens were looking at earth through a telescope rn they’d see dinosaurs” because of how light travels and all that, and now I’m sad thinking about aliens in the far off future looking through a telescope and seeing humans call out to aliens to meet other life, and knowing that the people they’re seeing are long dead