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Me: yeah so I read tarot and sometimes I sort of go blank faced and glassy eyed and suddenly I can see things that will happen and or places I have never been and it’s kinda weird. But ya know it’s probs the maladaptive daydreams.

Hades being called by Zeus to hold Apollo back: YOURE AN ORACLE! No hades let me go! She needs to be hit with the dodgeball of sight! No! No let go! She thinks it’s all you guys! SHE DOESNT SEE SHE CAN SEE THE THINGS! Let me tell her!

Me: man these cards are really specific to a whole other thing, not even what I asked. Hmm weird, guess we’ll ask again but really think of the question I have.

Apollon:

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As a witch and tarot card reader

I desperately want to read the cards for the cast of smosh, but also explain paganism and astrology and how most witches and metaphysical enjoying people, aren’t like, relying on the cards for everything.

Like I know Amanda would be down, she reads her own cards, I think chance would be down like you know he knows everyone birth charts he has the vibe

Shayne is a skeptic but more open to learning about things, and I think it would just be interesting to see what his cards say.

Courtney just seems down for the fun and vibes

Damien….look he’s the one I really want to read like

“Sir I need to know what these cards are saying, so sit and knock on these cards pls. Also what time were you born I need to see if my assumption on your rising sign is right, cause you a Sagittarius but your rising is like throwing something”

Like, I ask the universe to give me the chance to read that man’s cards. Or his palm, or both. Hell let’s throw in the runic tiles I have, I’ll even channel in some messages. I’ll go full witch mode. Break out my candles and Crystals, bring my statue of hades and some offerings,

Like, I want to read all of them but Damien and Shayne the most.

Also his aura always looks blue and green and yellow when I see photos of him so would love to see if that’s true.

Blame the part of my brain that is just “the witch in me needs to see your hand real quick, ahh that explains it, your love and life lines hate you bro but like in the mental illness way not the gonna die young way”

Anyway….

This me wanting to read their cards

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Here’s who I think in smosh be it characters or cast that listens to Ethel Cain and truly enjoy not just the music but the story and lore of the music.

Damien: idk he has the vibes plus he grew up in Georgia he can appreciate the ~aesthetic~ as well as the lore behind Ethel and her story and very much vibes hard when American teenager comes on.

Augustus: he doesn’t tell people he listens to her but by god he buys the limited pressing of preachers daughter and plays it on loop when he needs to feel something

Todd: his ex liked her and he kept Ethel in the playlist rotation ever since. Doesn’t tell people he listens to her in his car and screams the lyrics to American teenager

Sarah Christ: reminds her of the girls lost to the creekside killer. For a while she thought maybe Hayden had some insider knowledge but that trail went cold.

Courtney: I think she just has a very eclectic music taste and playlists, so Ethel most likely strangers or American teenager is in the rotation.

Spencer: weirdly can tell you like most of the lore of Ethel Cain and followed Hayden on Spotify for her noise mixes she used to do.

The chosen: Ethel Cain is a chosen to him and he refuses to explain why.

Tommy: I refuse to explain beyond if you get it you get it he fucks heavy with the sun bleached flies x dancing by myself remix.

Angela: cries at least once a month to strangers, sun bleached flies and house in Nebraska.

Amanda: listened to a few songs because Angela showed her and vibes with it a bits

Ian: cried to ptolmaea when he first heard it. He likes the more sad and bummer aspects of the music but also fucks heavy with inbred.

Arasha: she just vibes to it and it’s a good time, till like ptolmaea comes on then it’s not so fun.

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Damien haas characters that I dont think I should have the hots for but weirdly do

Augustus: I can’t explain it beyond. You met at a con, have a heated argument and somehow end up making out hard core against the elevator wall while still in cosplay.

Todd: toxic straight guy who learns to use therapy type lingo, but like later down the line actually unpacks his ‘straight guy misogyny’ and is a really decent and good husband and dad.

Mr. Grubb: I have no explanation beyond ‘he looked into the void and suddenly he could do some cray shit to you in bed’ like go for it sacrifice me to the ancient ones

Look I think I just want Damien to be a lil mean to me and or to scare me just a lil bit.

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I’m just saying, I want to go spend hours in antique shops or estate sales with this man, like what do you mean this man likes going to antique stores and estate sales and buys fun spooky trinkets and most likely has little old creepy things decorating his house. (From Reddit episodes he’s been on he’s said these things)

-shakes you by the shoulders-

I wish to explore antique shops and estate sales and buy trinkets that could be haunted with this man! Let me buy him small old mourning or memento mori jewelry! I wish to explore the depths of an antique shops basement where all the most likely very haunted things are. Decorate our house with weird vintage gadgets that definitely would electrocute us if we plugged them in.

I want to do real hot goth kid shit with this man. Like

“Yes let me decorate this wall with carefully taxidermies of moths and butterflies and a beetle or two. As well as a Ouija board from the 1900s that def has ghosts attached to it.

I have a need for this man and idk how to handle it. You know he would find the sickest pieces and things.

Ugh

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Hey uhh bestie could you tag me in this fic when you finish and post it….please….for uhh reasons 👀👀👀👀

Why…why am I weirdly attracted to Damien’s ‘Augustus’ character.

Like idk why but he give ‘asshole boyfriend who’s girlfriend is the only one who can actually handle his shit and he’s weirdly softish with her’

Or ya know, I think I would kind of just like to be mean to him and have him be mean to me and then we have a weird like tension filled stare off that ends in us making out in the janitors closet.

Like I can’t explain it, he has toxic anime web energy that would fight you online about a random niche anime and somehow it leads to a con meet up where you make out at the rave and end up in his shared hotel room and in the morning you guys sit in the hotel food area silently eating a slightly cold McDonald’s McGriddle.

He reminds me of the guys i met when i went to the con in my state. Complete when he wore the kerito cosplay.

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Why…why am I weirdly attracted to Damien’s ‘Augustus’ character.

Like idk why but he give ‘asshole boyfriend who’s girlfriend is the only one who can actually handle his shit and he’s weirdly softish with her’

Or ya know, I think I would kind of just like to be mean to him and have him be mean to me and then we have a weird like tension filled stare off that ends in us making out in the janitors closet.

Like I can’t explain it, he has toxic anime web energy that would fight you online about a random niche anime and somehow it leads to a con meet up where you make out at the rave and end up in his shared hotel room and in the morning you guys sit in the hotel food area silently eating a slightly cold McDonald’s McGriddle.

He reminds me of the guys i met when i went to the con in my state. Complete when he wore the kerito cosplay.

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I have fallen down the smosh golden era rabbit hole and am now hopelessly in love with Damien.

Other news I wish they could have kept eat it or yeet it and done a midwestern foods and ‘salads’ episode.

-cottage cheese jello salad fluff.

-taco salad

-snickers salad

-coney dogs

-tater tot hot dish.

-fried cheese curds

-pasties (this might be a Michigan only thing)

-fruit pies. (Both the hostess style ones and the normal ones)

-a juicy Lucy (a burger stuffed with cheese)

Like idk I love when people learn about the midwestern salads that aren’t really salads. And then the hot dishes and casseroles.

Anyway, I am in love with Damien haas and his weird gothic tism filled not E-boy eboy Voice actor self.

Like sir….can you not. Also the tattoos? 10/10

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Welcome to Catholicism folks, the hopes are low due to the church being the church and the extreme beaten into us Catholic guilt about the church being the church.

He hates Trump so that’s like the best we got right now.

"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

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I’m just saying

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hey moonie, i used to follow you back in the yungblud days, but unfortunately i fell off of the fandom and subsequently your blog. well about a month ago i found my way back to yungblud, and i can’t help but reminiscing on the times i’d come running to your blog to fangirl right along side you. i hold a piece of you very fondly in my heart. i hope you’re doing well <3

Awww hello old friend. I also fell off the yungblud fandom a while back and I still listen to his music sometimes but not more then that. I’m doing well, I have new obsessions and have just been moving through it ya know same as always.

I hope you’re doing well! I’m happy you hold me in your heart even just a little bit. That makes me happy. I hope you have found new fandoms and new things to fangirl over like I have and are finding new blogs to rush to and have that same experience.

Just know my ask box is always here for you to obsess and scream at when you have fangirl moments and don’t have anyone else to scream with.

:)

Here have a cute Felix from stray kids for the road.

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Seeing an old friend having their best life:

Life drifts us apart but when I see old friends come back to say they are doing well I’m just “yeah…good for you babes, proud of you….”

Hey there, everyone!

I don’t even know who is still here and who isn’t, it has been so long since I’ve done any sort of check in… but I suppose you all deserve a life update. My father, who you all knew was an Animal Kingdom fan, passed away on New Year’s Day 2024 and it completely rocked my world. It physically hurt me until it didn’t, I miss him all the time, and the last year was spent quietly healing and learning to live life without him. I cook a lot, I’ve turned my home into a wonderful, cozy library. I’m at a very busy job with very early hours, Mia is a high school graduate who works a great job, is 21 now, and is happy and healthy and in a relationship (with someone who works on movie scripts no less). I’m living a life I prayed for even though not everyone I prayed for is a part of it. I’m still over the moon obsessed with @shelbybroslimited and probably always will be and I really hope all of you are good, happy, healthy, and all the things in between.

Xoxo, Lyss

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Hi Moon! I hope you’re doing well!

I’m doing….*vague hand motions* ya know still breathing still kicking it. Just sort of floating through life between work and the world being….on fire.

But like I’m chill. I’m good.

I hope you’re doing well anon!

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When I say he could throw me through a wall I mean it.

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Maybe it’s time I get into Japanese wrestling. For this wrestler alone because she is everything

I don't watch Wrestling nor Japanese Wrestling but sometimes I come across photos and they do very specific things to my brain I can't identify

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This album….all I can say is it is what disassociating while having intense flashbacks to the rooms in your childhood home, where you see your child self curled up on the floor.

It’s just….it made me ascend to a plane of life not yet known by the human body.

Perverts is officially out. Thank you so much to Matthew Tomasi for his drums on Vacillator (and the boom on Amber Waves), Angel Diaz for the lapsteel and baritone guitar on Punish that makes my world go round, the upright bass on Onanist, and that lapsteel and e-piano also on Amber Waves, Madeline Johnston for her heavenly metal on Amber Waves (a track she served as an intense inspiration for), and Bryan De Leon for his acoustic stylings on Etienne. Y’all make my world go round.

I’d also like to think the natural drone music that exists everywhere in this world, in transformer boxes and powerlines on the side of the highway, in the radio static of an empty AM frequency, in the fan of my computer as my Ableton project files overloaded the CPU, and in the distant roar of the interstate on the other side of my favorite field. I love you, sound, you have always been there for me.

Thank you for listening, I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I lo

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not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold