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Dalton: I’m not going to get into anymore arguments with you Knox, I’m driving us home. End of discussion-
Knox: The earth is flat.
Dalton: I know for a fact you don’t believe the earth is flat.
Knox: than the earth isn’t a planet.
Dalton: ……..get out of the car.
#i love him#elwood dalton#knox roadhouse#road house 2024#road house#incorrect quotes#conor mcgregor#daltox#jake gyllenhaal#dalton elwood#I do believe Knox would think the earth is flat
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Charlie: I made this friendship bracelet
Dalton: I’m not a big jewelry guy…
Charlie: you don’t have to wear it
Dalton: I’m going to wear it forever, back off.
#elwood dalton#i love him#road house 2024#road house#incorrect quotes#jake gyllenhaal#dalton elwood#Charlie road house 2024
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Dalton: how’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Ellie: oh I don’t know, how are-
Knox from the corner for the room: I’m great, thanks
#i love him#elwood dalton#knox roadhouse#road house 2024#road house#incorrect quotes#conor mcgregor#jake gyllenhaal#dalton elwood#daltox
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Billie: so how are you feeling today?
Dalton: I have a headache the come and goes
Knox, crashing into another tree: Dalton!
Dalton: it’s back again.
#elwood dalton#knox roadhouse#road house 2024#road house#incorrect quotes#conor mcgregor#daltox#jake gyllenhaal#dalton elwood#i love him
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Knox: *under his breath* you look pretty.
Dalton: what?
Knox: I said you look shitty.
#knox roadhouse#road house 2024#road house#elwood dalton#i will go down with this ship#daltox#incorrect quotes
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Everyone getting drinks at the Road House:
Billie: Dalton is my mentor and family. I love him like like his my big brother
Moe: yeah, he’ll beat my ass but he’s really nice afterwards. Kinda like after care I guess
Reef: yeah dude! Bros just fucking awesome, everyone just likes him, even Knox does
Knox: I have to agree with Moe.
Reef: in a fight, right?
Knox: did I fucking stutter?
#gay#knox roadhouse#road house 2024#road house#Billie road house#reef road house#moe road house#these two are so gay#elwood dalton#daltox#knox x dalton#i love him#incorrect quotes#jake gyllenhaal#conor mcgregor
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Dude, everything those two do is gay, like how are they not dating. And I’m here for it.
#knox roadhouse#elwood dalton#road house 2024#hannibal#hannigram#gay#bilao#mk1#liulao#i could go on forever#devon pravesh#conrad hawkins#Devon x Conrad#the residents
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Dalton: why are you shirtless all the time?
Knox *blushing*: oh, so you noticed
#i love him#I FUCKING SHIP IT BITCH#SUE ME.#knox roadhouse#elwood dalton#road house 2024#road house#knox x dalton#knlton#shit is that the name for it?#no no no#I don’t like that#Daltox#ok I like that more#incorrect quotes#jake gyllenhaal#conor mcgregor
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Knox: *counting on his fingers*
Dalton: Knox, I asked how old you are.
Knox: stfu and give me a second.
#knox roadhouse#elwood dalton#road house 2024#road house#i love him#incorrect quotes#conor mcgregor#jake gyllenhaal
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Dalton: That it Knox. Go to your room. And take Ben, so I know you won’t have any fun.
#elwood dalton#knox roadhouse#road house 2024#road house#Ben Brandt#I hate that dude so much#he’s so annoying#jake gyllenhaal#conor mcgregor#incorrect quotes
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Dalton: *trips on air*
Knox: you fucking idiot
Later when Dalton’s not around
Knox, punching the air: WHO THE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??!! ONLY I GET TO DO THAT!!
#elwood dalton#knox roadhouse#road house 2024#road house#Knox is an idiot but we love that idiot#i love him#incorrect quotes#conor mcgregor#jake gyllenhaal
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Knox: I want to drive!
Billie: Knox no.
Knox: Knox yes!
Ellie: Knox No.
Knox: Knox Yes!
Jackie: Knox NO.
Knox: Knox YES!
Dalton: Knox no.
Knox:……Knox no.
#knox roadhouse#road house 2024#elwood dalton#Dalton Elwood#incorrect quotes#conor mcgregor#jake gyllenhaal
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POV: you like to draw an cocky Irishmen






#i love him#movies#road house#road house 2024#Dalton Elwood#elwood dalton#Knox#Knox roadhouse#jake gyllenhaal#conor mcgregor
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Might get hate but
Mk1 ships I got: Pt 1
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Bi-Han / Kung Lao: I think they’d match each others vibe, at the end I’ll have something wholesome :3
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Bi-Han: your are a disgrace
Kung Lao: *you’re
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Bi-Han: I hate you. I can’t stand you. And-
Kung Lao: -and you love me.
Bi-Han:………nOoOo
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Kung Lao: I have to thank you for inspiring my hat
Bi-Han: take it off.
Kung Lao: what??? No.
Bi-Han: so you don’t want to kiss me?
Kung Lao:……..maybe.
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Ok to the wholesome part! I feel like Bi-Han would try to be a big spoon and all ‘I’m the man’ like but Lao would just be better at it :D
Also believe that Bi-Han would kinda treat Lao like a mistress and try to deny having a relationship with Lao and kinda be a dick about it when it was brought up but full heartedly love Lao
Also believe that Bi-Han would always buy Lao his favorite foods and stuffed animals which is so cute 😍 and Lao would try to deny them but ultimately give up and just keep them 😍 man I’m really lonely aren’t I
Also think Lao would be very loving in public but Bi-Han would act really cold hearted, but once they were away from people Bi-Han would hug and immediately apologize for the way he acted
I also think that Bi-Han has bad anger issues and Lao try’s to help him with it, sometimes taking a few hits in the process
I think that Lao and Bi-Han would switch on who’s turn it would be to the big spoon :D
Also, man there are a lot of also that Bi-Han has been caught wearing Laos hat on occasion!
And I feel like even when Bi-Han is almost unreadable in emotions that Lao would almost always know what’s up and try to help him even when Bi-Han didn’t want it
Also I feel like when Lao got a cold Bi-Han wouldn’t know what to do because he doesn’t want to make it worse cas he has ice powers so on occasion he asks Raiden if he knows what to do for colds with Kung Lao without telling him why he needs to know, :D
When cuddling at night Bi-Han wraps his bare hands around Laos chest and Lao always groans about his hands are too cold! Like they wouldn’t be lol. But eventually Bi-Han would wear little mittens just for Lao so they could cuddle 🥰
Also think that Bi-Han is very touchy but hates being touched, unless it’s by Kung Lao or his brothers
Now for some cute dialogue :D ❤️:
Kuai Liang: oh! It’s so nice you found someone! Who is she?
Bi-Han: ……. She?
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Bi-Han: I’m not dating that ignorant little monk!
Kuai Liang: you don’t have to get mad about it brother! I do not judge!
Smoke: we do not judge Johnny and Kenshi!
Bi-Han: shut up! Why would I want a useless, worthless monk to be the love of my life!
Johnny Cage: that’s a tad harsh.
Bi-Han: stay out of this you Adam Sandler wannabe!
Johnny: wait, you know who Adam Sandler is?
Kung Lao: Bi-Han!
Bi-Han: get out of here you! You-!
Kuai Liang: you’ve made you point Bi-Han!
Later that night…
Bi-Han hugging Lao while crying into his arms in his bed: iM sO sOrRy, yOu aRe tHe lOvE oF mY LiFe. yOu aRe nOt wOrThLeSs…… iM sO sOrRy….
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Bi-Han: I’m not in love with a shaolin.
Tomus: denial is river in Egypt
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Bi-Han coming back from the store, handing Lao his favorite food
Lao: you really must stop getting me these things
Bi-Han: never.
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Bi-Han just waking up: why do I smell burning?
Kung Lao trying to put out fire in the kitchen: I was trying make you breakfast!
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Kuai Liang: I swear to god if you break up with my brother I will cut your-
Kung Lao: Calm down scorpion!
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Bi-Han: so what dose Kung Lao like?
Raiden: uh, chicken I guess, but he mostly likes everything food wise, why do you ask?
Bi-Han: no reason
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Bi-Han cuddling Lao: I love you so much, you are what heats my heart, you are the light of my life and I don’t know what I would do without you
Lao: awwww
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Now the best of both worlds :D I made art for these two cuties :3




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Played the game with my best friend. This shit had me in tears!
I played as Vincent and literally didn’t even try to grab the gun! I agree with Leo 110%
Got Leos ending first time, Vincent got what he deserved tbh. Sure it was sad but like come on.
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