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i feel like i'm missing something here but why the flip are all the new fence issues ‘#1’ like surely sweet sixteen is #2 since it's also in the ‘challengers’ comic??

it would make slightly more sense if they were just sub-issues of ‘long shot’ and ‘sweet sixteen’ but now we're getting breakthrough and starting a new thing?

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match so insane it knocked hector's highlights out

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coach had NO reason to call bobby out like that

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traitors s3 ep12 final bittersweet thoughts

- WOOOOO leanne and jake!! i am sad about alexander and frankie i was hoping they would be the endgame but i'm actually so happy for the winners i think they deserved it regardless.

- i'm so happy the faithfuls won because if minah couldn't win it then at least charlotte couldn't either.

- i was on the edge of my SEAT with frankie and charlotte but by tonight i was so set on frankie getting through.

- iconic that frankie kept an absolutely straight face through all of that while charlotte was the one who started crying. how the turns had tabled.

- brooo when they were about to start voting at charlotte was like “do NOT trust this woman” i feel like it turned very personal like that was outta pocket.

- alexander at the round table bless him his reaction to being ruthlessly interrogated was so relatable. also loved him in the mission his whimsy and glee was unmatched.

- speaking of the mission there's always one person who can't handle the final one and our queen frankie had to take that. she ate that mission up though, still managed to bag more cash than alexander.

- loved hanging tree being in the finale again it's a bit of a random choice but at least they’ve been consistent with it.

- claudia my queen i have not done enough claudia winkleman appreciation on here but all of her one liners throughout the series are so funny, especially at the end when she talked about charlotte and leanne's secrets and her reaction to leanne and jake winning was so wholesome. she is absolutely my idol.

- hiding this one down at the bottom but frankie is such a hottie she outdresses everyone every episode and never fails to serve. cough cough claudia as well cough cough.

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traitors s3 ep11 thoughts and fucking prayers

- THIS IS INSANEEEE guys i'm actually tweaking out i'm very happy for frankie finally becoming a main character and i did NOT expect her to go for charlotte.

- i don't even know who i'm rooting for at this point frankie is an unexpected (to us and herself) genius but charlotte's been a really smart traitor so far. there's always a possibility that people don't believe frankie as well though.

- also can we talk about poor alexander and his unrequited love friendship with frankie like when he gave her his coins and talked to her separately and she still didn't trust him.

- and poor freddie bless him he was a really bad traitor but i could not have had freddie win as a solo traitor when the sisterhood has been carrying this whole season. his lie about minah was atrocious bless him and when he was called out about it not adding up and just went “oh.”

- mission was so good, i can't fully remember whether or not that would be the last one, it very well could be. alexander was definitely having traumatic flashbacks from the cages.

- i felt like you could cut the tension between freddie and charlotte with a KNIFE after that breakfast like when it was just them and alexander it felt weirdly like a couples counselling scenario.

- also not freddie calling her the “innocent welsh girl” like not only is she not innocent she's also not even welsh.

- and once again leanne vs alexander bro cannot catch a break from her. i feel like leanne is a very emotional player whereas alexander is the opposite end of the spectrum (thinking).

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traitors s3 ep10 strongly opinionated thoughts

- GRRRAAAAHHHHHHH MINAHHHHH SHE SO DESERVED TO BE IN THE FINAL SHE WAS ICONIC, AMAZING, SUCH A GOOD PLAYER. I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THIS EPISODE I REALLY THOUGHT SHE COULD PULL THROUGH NOOOO.

- she was no doubt the best traitor she made it so far it was only a matter of time though i suppose.

- also it was so nice that everyone wasn't totally celebrating that she was out but instead praising how good of a traitor she was. my queen deserved that send-off.

- and her being the only person to comment on people misspelling her name, like first it was the look she gave to ‘meina’ then telling alexander he forgot an h. i love her.

- the song choice for charlotte recruiting freddie being ‘maneater’ was perfect because honey she WILL chew you up.

- i do really like charlotte, like right off the bat her strategies are genius if she pulls them off well, but i didn't like how she ruined the sisterhood. but at the same time iconic that the only reason you're recruiting a man is to throw him under the bus.

- and can we talk about how everyone's saying ‘it has to be a man’ when last season no one said it had to be a woman when nearly all of them were men??? don't come for me i know ash was there but she went out so early and everyone else they recruited were male.

- that mission was ruthless although why am i not surprised that leanne took it really personally. and frankie bless her, props for putting herself forward and like she said; at least she’s self-aware.

- i am disappointed that we didn't get a good team building one like now that joe's out (which was shocking by the way he was quite gullible he would've been a good choice for the traitors to keep in) there's no comedic relief and alexander didn't have any iconic moments save for that dramatic pose by the fire.

- also are we all excited for the secret power tomorrowww i've been reading lots of theories and fav is that someone will get to find out who a few people/everyone's roles are but they can't tell the team directly like they have to come up with proper evidence.

- like think about it if someone had the power and were to start gunning for charlotte that would immediately make them suspicious because she's such a faithful, so they have to be strategic about it.

- it probably won't be the task there were quite a few theories from other people about what it could be which sounded more plausible but i think this idea could be interesting.

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traitors s3 ep9 thoughts and absolutely feelings as well at this point

- i loved their dinner party this episode i was very much looking toward to that. teeny bit awkward because they still probably all hate each other but it was nice to see them as proper humans none the less.

- it also means we got good lore drops like jake's cerebral palsy (i know that was revealed in the mission but it was still surprising).

- alexander is absolute tv gold, from running with his arms out, to ‘sperba werb, werb, werb’ to diving into a bush while playing badminton. he is such a mood.

- the traitors absolutely murdered leanne from the way they were talking about it, but she's been kind of getting on my nerves recently so i don't really mind honestly.

- although it could be jake, but the evidence is pointing more towards leanne.

- i'm also completely fine with leon being banished, i was totally impartial to him, sorry.

- poor sweet girlboss icon minah, she SO deserves to make it to the final i need her and charlotte to sort out their one-sided trust issues.

- charlotte saying she hopes she goes out so they won't see her portrait anymore is so real she's maybe the first to acknowledge how dirty the portraits do them.

- the missions hit different now that tensions keep getting higher, i love seeing them work together before they inevitably stab each other in the backs.

- it was also quite entertaining seeing them carry around massive phallic objects.

- also i know i've been bashing joe these past couple recaps but he's so far off votes and frankly just a bit clueless all the time that he's becoming lowkey iconic.

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traitors s3 ep8 thoughts

- that mission was fucking hilarious; good classic traitors fun where finally they don't seem like they hate each other.

- also claudia's comment that alexander is single while he was full on opera singing those nursery rhymes was so funny i'm sure lots of traitors fans are very happy to hear that.

- lowkey the way he sang it made him look and sound like a sim. what an icon.

- charlotte's stressing me out she better not backstab minah but otherwise she's doing really well.

- although they missed a trick by not putting a traitor in each group for the mission because now they risk wasting a kill on jake.

- i kind of saw that banishment coming but i did really like alex (scottish rep). his and lisa's friendship was so cute, it looked like they're related but i am currently watching uncloaked. they are not.

- i hope frankie isn't voted tomorrow because i love her too but it's looking quite bad for her now. for no reason. i feel like jake lowkey just picked someone at random.

- although i do kind of feel like everyone's under fire at the moment except joe, who's apparently too stupid for anyone to suspect him. but it's really funny that he's made it this far.

- i know i talked about how much i loved freddie's roundoff in the hallway yesterday but by this episode i completely forgot he was still in the game.

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traitors s3 ep7 thoughts

- poor linda she really was iconic now i think about it but fozia was right when she said she wouldn't make it another day (as she deserved to be i did love fozia).

- minah is iconic for keeping the sisterhood alive with her recruitment, and charlotte's probably quite a good choice since she's already lying about being welsh.

- bit nervous that minah's name is being thrown around though, i knew it would happen eventually but she so deserves to win she's been awesome.

- mission was crazyy i really thought one of them was buried, that lowkey stressed me out i could never.

- although everyone's taking stuff so personally this season everyone was so friendly in the last one. like when leon immediately started questioning who would put him up for murder.

- diplomat alexander really is trying his best and we love him for that but dude was struggling to stand his ground this episode. he had clearly never encountered a fiery lesbian ex-soldier before.

- also speaking of leanne alex forgetting her name was so funny like surely they've been in that castle for a while.

- possibly my favourite moment of the whole episode is freddie's cartwheel as soon as he left the room. spontaneous queen now the heat's off him.

- jake's reaction to getting linda out was so real of him he really had been gunning for her from the start.

- me and my friend were talking about this, but i feel like joe would actually be so annoying as an english teacher. he's got such a whiny voice i'm so sorry. also i don't like him.

- OH ALMOST FORGOT minah's reaction to anna spelling her name as ‘meina’. girl was NOT having that.

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traitors s3 ep6 thoughts massive rant

- I NEED TO STOP SAYING THINGS ON THIS APP ITS A CURSE AT THIS POINT. DAN. MY QUEEN. THE BEST FAITHFUL. THEY DIDNT EVEN VOTE HIM OFF BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT HE WAS A TRAITOR IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY DIDNT TRUST HIM.

- they 100% did NOT go off of logic on this one everyone was just pissed off at him about the mission even though there were much more obvious traitors with actual evidence for why they're traitors.

- as much as i like(??) linda she really should've been voted today but props to minah for protecting her i suppose.

- i'm also incredibly disappointed that the minah and dan duo didn't even last another episode on screen they would've been such a good team.

- also dan's sass when someone (i actually can't remember who) said that he should've told the truth about the mission and he immediately snapped back with “well, i didn't”. absolute icon he will be missed. by me. dearly.

- the mission today was something else, people were taking it way too personally in my opinion. and poor anna she really got the brunt of the gunge/goat blood/molasses i really don't think they realised how gross it would be at first.

- also claudia in her yeti coat on the shoulders of two cloaked figures was iconic.

- linda's crocodile tears at the breakfast table. it was so funny when everyone started judging her instead of being sympathetic.

- poison chalice the sequellll except they did a much better job this time i fear. however still not as iconic as the fizzy rosé.

- hoping fozia makes it out of this one, it was really nice of her to give anna safety she's possibly the only fair player left that was ever in this game at all. also alexander's constant expression of pure panic was absolute gold.

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traitors s3 ep5 thoughts/full on rambles i talk way too much about this

- i know i said they'd kick tyler out the clique for being the only person whose name doesn't start with L but i actually didn’t expect that.

- and it was such a clique as well i'm glad leanne and leon (he really tried not to get involved bless him) saw sense.

- also dan's eyerolls are the funniest thing ever he's defo becoming one of my favourites.

- i do feel bad for him though because minah's basically the only one he trusts and it's highkey reminding me of molly and harry from s2. if the traitors recruit again he'd be a really good choice (mostly because i can't deal with these divas going against each other).

- i really thought anna was going to accept the recruitment offer since she's quite impulsive and headstrong but i'm glad she saw their motives. if i was a faithful i would not have given them the satisfaction.

- the two new additions are going complete opposite tactics i feel like alexander has slipped COMPLETELY under the radar while fozia's getting quite involved which is honestly such a queen move but it's putting her on the chopping block straight away.

- the heat is probably going to be on linda tomorrow because people already thought it was either her or lisa and now that lisa's revealed she's a priest i doubt people will suspect her.

- but i think linda's getting a bit better at being a traitor and actually contributing her own ideas.

- i swear each season gets more and more dramatic because not only is everyone so mean this season but they keep crying as well. no hate but it's surprising me how emotional they're getting.

- less dire news but how do we feel about queen diane on uncloaked tonighttt?

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thoughts about traitors s3 ep4

- kas isolating himself from everyone broke my heart everyone had it out for him from the start but it was so satisfying seeing everyone faces when he announced he was faithful.

- like when he immediately left the room when tyler started talking about his suspicions. man really deserved none of this he did nothing wrong.

- also fozia giving him a chance to defend himself was so nice what a girlboss. they would've made such a good team.

- poor poor mullet man jack my craziest hear me out except he really did have the worst pitch out of all the train crew.

- still pleased with the people we did get in although if fozia's recruited (which she probably will be unless minah throws anna or freddie under the bus but that seems too mean. wouldn't put it past them though; they did it with ross last season) i'm not sure if she’ll accept.

- freddie's breakdown after the round table bless him he's just a wee guy. i didn't pay a lot of attention to him before this episode but now i just feel really sorry for him.

- also dan is lowkey one of the best players he’s basically the only logical one there. hoping he makes it to the final he deserves it.

- joe. respectfully stfu. he’s possibly the opposite of dan despite me not being able to tell them apart for the first few episodes. kas wiping that smirk off his face was DESERVED.

- i feel like i should dislike linda based on how little she contributes to the traitors but she's so funny because of that.

- i love tyler, livi, leanne and leon's group drama it’s like they're in their own reality tv show outside of traitors.

- maybe tyler will get kicked out of his squad because he's the only one whose name doesn’t start with L (and him switching up his vote which i feel like is not a very big deal compared to other things happening).

- not a massive deal but anna, leanne and charlotte(?) eavesdropping on the guys’ conversation was quite funny.

- also anna talking about how she’s used to having arguments with her family at the dinner table and then acting as if that’s exactly what she was doing when interrogated at the round table.

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im convinced all of zach woods' characters are the same person like wdym jared dunn isn't just gabe lewis during his spare time outside of sabre/dunder mifflin.

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I think I MIGHT have a type. . . *its wavy hair and blondes*