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My dad used Grok to write his mother a poem for her birthday. My dad used THE FUCKING TWITTER AI TO WRITE HIS MOTHER A POEM AND THEN TOLD HER HE WROTE IT.

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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

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Cant stop thinking about the words i immediately blurted out at an abortion protestor who asked me what i thought about abortion was "i would get aborted every day if i could" and i just kept on walking

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you're on your knees, hands tied behind your back, bag over your head. "nothing personal, just can't leave any loose ends." i cock my nerf blaster and hit you on the back of your head with a foam dart. you fall over and sink into a ball pit. i stoically honk my clown nose and drive away in a comically small car

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Everytime you like my post they feed me 1 whole ant

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(trying to see if mario has time to hang out) alright mario what's your agenda look like today

mario: "my a-gendeir is a-he/him today! yahoo!"

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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damn near choked on my gum when i read groan tube

y’all want updates on the doc/hush lore (i do too)

i want doc to take hush to a dollar tree and take him to the toy section and see how he reacts to everything

i want him to canonically find a groan tube

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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MY BABY REGULUS IS BACK!!!!!

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ERIK

WHERE IS THE VIDEO ERIK

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chat did erik forget to unlock the second david hbs post?

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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poetry.

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honestly i think im good without that thanks